Is Shaggy faggy? Mystery Incorporated Velma is literally prime breeding material

Is Shaggy faggy? Mystery Incorporated Velma is literally prime breeding material.

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He left her for a dog.
A DOG.

Physically maybe, but she had a real shitty personality.

Daphne > Velma

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Bros before hoes man. And dogs are man's best friend.

Maybe he just didn't have shit taste like you

A woman wouldn't choose her dog over you either.

>ywn be with Velma

She was a massive cunt who was trying to change Shaggy into her ideal man.

I'd chose a hotdog over her.

Worst Velma.

>prime breeding material

Unironically this. If she had one of the personalities of the previous incarnations, I'd be in the same boat as OP, but MI Velma is almost borderline abusive.

Velma's sister > Velma

Everyone involved with that was pretty shitty.

Ironically Velma chose the hot dog too.

He should've went for the hillbilly girl from the Boo Brothers special. Velma should just threesome with Fred and Daph.

>MI gives her the most boner-inducing design but also turns her into a huge cunt
It's not fair

c'mon Daph, get the fuck outta there, we have work to do!

Just like real women.

Yeah, but real women don't tell me to get rid of my dog.

She didn't love Shaggy, she loved what she could change him into

You're right. They steal them from you.

She become better in Season 2.

No she doesn't. Don't be a simp.

What kind of person did they make Velma out to be in that version?
From the few eps i saw and the various webms she just came off as the one that tops in bed

this

velma fucked hot dog water

This was actually Shaggies fault, because he gave both the feeling there can only be one.
Else all three could have been together.

.....Why do people hang out with MI Velma again? She was some snarky cunt who literally holds Shaggy against everything because he didn't want to be with her. She's like the nice girl.

If you want to get into a massive tissy with a sociopathic shortie who can't take the hint that not everyone does what she wants then have fun with that.

>trying to change Shaggy into her ideal man
this, it was fucking retarded how she made him stop saying "like" and new pants, if she doesn't like him the way he is then find someone else

>Is Shaggy faggy
I wish. Canon gay cartoon incarnation of Shaggy when? Just so I can feel like I have a chance.

Control-freak and extra snarky. She criticized and attempted to change Shaggy's clothes, eating habits, and overall mannerisms with the final straw being making him choose Scooby over her instead of just enjoying Scooby's company.

I liked her character a lot more after the breakup.

I never understood the scooby vs velma thing, they acted like he was dating scooby and it was less "bros before hoes" and more "who will he date" and that was fucking retarded, there's no reason they couldn't both hang out but they forced in the "he's gay for scoob" shit and ended up making it like he was cheating on his boyfriend

>"he chose a dog over me! that hurts!"
fucking christ, writers

Mystery Inc Velma was shit tier...but so was Scooby.
That was the joke.

Bros over Hoes!
Is on the constitution!

Nonsense, he's just a dog lover.

Think the only reason she was trying to force the relationship so much was because Fred and daphne's 'relationship' together. Girl was basically the third wheel of the group. Still a cunt though.

Anyone who actually goes "its me or the dog" is a heartless tool who doesn't deserve any love from anyone.

Most dog lovers like bitches though.

kek

To be fair most dogs are just dogs, not sapient taco blockers like Scoob.

>IM A DOG LOVER

velma's pussy belongs to hot dog water

Shut up Fred, you are not a guy.

Knots over THOTs

>not wanting Hot Dog Water

I'd much rather eat that flavor of snatch than whatever the hell they made Velma into that show.

Yep.

Velma wanted the fish taco.

So, jailbait Velma that wants to take her sister's boyfriend or sloppy seconds?

She just wants the Shag.

Get out of his backdoor, he's a dog lover.

He probably fucked the werewolf loli in ghoul school too.

Wouldn't you?

>Velma's sister

Every girl in the extended fiction wants Shaggy's dick.

Shaggy's name is Norville.

NORVILLE

what do you make of that ?

This is not a bad thing. We've stopped doing this, in the west. Men are no longer expected to settle down, get a job and support a wife. So, naturally, we have the "mysterious" Peter Pan complex, rampant single parent families and a whole generation of men who feel worthless.

We've stopped being ok with women trying to tame men (even expecting women to behave like men, instead) and, as a surprise, now the men suck.

Thot sympathizers must be eradicated.

I thought men sucked because women got too much control over them.

I never watched this show.
Was this all romance baiting shit?

For the record, Velma's been a cunt for years now. She just gets a pass because she's somehow more popular than Scooby himself.

Scooby didn't want shaggy to hav velma but some how it's okay for Scooby to get him some dog nookie?!

>90% of velma porn is severely off model or late 90's fan art quality traced off of generic big titty girl from a hustler magazine.

Why live

Yep. Too many single Mums raising "Gentlemen" and not letting their kids grow up.

Yeah. I thought Velma was supposed to be "secretly gay" in this version which is why she was so bad with Shaggy.

Velma's actual on model isn't particularly good looking in the first place. It's the fantasy that there's something of merit under that giant ass sweater that's the appeal.

>always thought scooby doo was bottom of the barrel normie cartoon for families
>watch mystery inc
>hands down beats gravity falls for a mystery cartoon with actual stakes and characters I give a shit about
>watch movies
>tremendous fun and actually very well animated
>watch what's new and the original
>they're genuinely better than I remember and the villains are sentai tier

what the fuck, why did everyone lie to me, scooby doo is fucking BASED

Scooby didn't get good until MI and when the movies had its artsyle

>implying this isn't the peak of quality
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just because you get a boner doesn't mean its good

Zombie Island > Witches Ghost

...

>Velma
>Not Winnie

Pure werewolf love!

Now you need to try the video games. I don't know how it kept happening, but Scooby-Doo games are so much better than they should be.

Lucky for you

Zombie Island kicks ass. Best Scooby Doo movie. Pic unrelated

HERESY

Mystery Inc was an epiphany for me.

>Is Shaggy faggy?
Nah, she was just plotting a course

So, Mystery Inc really was for people who hate Scooby-Doo.

>scooby doo is the lupin the third of Sup Forums

Not sure how you avoided some of the top-tier movies. But there's definitely more mediocre stuff than based-tier because the franchise has been going on for so long.

>first scooby favorite is MI
this irritates me so much

It's more for teaching people to love Scooby-Doo.

I can agree with this. Works for me.

How?

The individual mysteries are bad, no songs, elaborate chases, annoying team dynamics, and a built from scratch lore that has nothing to do with Scooby Doo.

A fucking men. A Scooby Doo movie where pagan cat worshiping cultists use occult powers granted by their cat god to suck the life from mortals to extend their own lives indefinitely. It was too fucking cool for it's own good.

Also, it's terror time again is the best Scooby Doo song, fight me about it. I still catch myself humming it from time to time.

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The Ghost Is Here puts up a good fight, and I prefer it.

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>No direct Ghoul School, 13 Ghosts, or Zombie Island references in Mystery Inc
>Probably never ever in any series

The bland and forgettable monsters make people appreciate the other ones more.

That’s literally canon. The showrunner a while back confirmed a part of Velma’s development is coming to terms with that, via Marcie.

Is Shaggy a leaf?

That's just it. She probably couldn't get her perfect man because she's a fucking loser, so the next step is, date another loser and make him into a perfect guy.

Scooby always gets assblasted when Shaggy gets some. Shaggy on the other hand is a bro.

They mentioned Flim Flam and a non-wizard Vincent Van Ghoul was a recurring character.

Scooby wants that slender tender all for himself.

>fight me about it
But we agree and I'm not Irish.

When did Ghoul School come out because I've never seen it. Only ever hear it talked about on here.

I liked the twist that the zombies where the good guys and were trying to keep the gang away.
They just couldn't communicate that well.

1988.

Here's the source, starting at 19:30.

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Because they are saving that for a sequel (or series)

>The girls now attend a private school in Transylvania.

>They have big problems adapting to the strict European norms.

>They miss their crazy lifestyle in America.

>In addition to dealing with development and emotional problems. Now they must deal with the reality that in a world of humans, the monsters are discriminated against and hunted.

>As if that were not enough, they should carry the burden of being the heirs of their famous and respected parents, as well as the contempt and envy of some of their more traditional schoolmates.

>As well as the individual problems that each one carries; Sybella trying to live by her father's standards and stand out from the shadow of her sisters, Elsa living a double life inside and outside the community of monsters and questioning which path to go, Winnie unloading all her emotional stress in the physical exercise and the memory of a spec..stupid coach, Phantasma isolating herself in her music and frustrated in not being able to share her talent to the whole world, Tanis dealing with the death of her family by a tomb raider.

>But everything changes when an old acquaintance arrives with a letter of recommendation from Miss Grimwood, the girls will be ready for a last lesson?

Say Hello to Great Teacher Shaggy