Which was the superior CWC commentary?

Which was the superior CWC commentary?

youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw
youtube.com/watch?v=RsMldGunXjs

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vTsSu2hXLuk
youtube.com/watch?v=0BB-8ci0lBc
youtube.com/watch?v=r959Lcm-Hqg
youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EiG1v7kG4
youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI
youtube.com/watch?v=5IPtLvxO8hs
animemaru.com/chiaki-j-konaka-vows-to-write-anime-even-more-confusing-then-serial-experiments-lain/
goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/img-3207/
youtube.com/watch?v=LPKfpPw6jMo
youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Eh, parodies and jokes about CWC never really hold up to his own Pure Autistic Gold.

Sonichu TAS was more faithful
Asperchu was higher quality

But this is the truth. No one trolls Chris better than Chris.

The animated series was funnier overall except for some shitty jokes while Asperchu was a better analysis of Sonichu and Chris

CorruptedGamingShow's Let's Read Sonichu

>lists himself with one friend
This would be sad if I didn't know the whole of Christine's history.

What was the most cringy part of the comic (and/or Chris's life) for you guys?

Cringe is too obvious. Here's my favorite memory because of the autist.

>be me
>retard posting on Sup Forums back in 2006
>learn about Chris-Chan
>fucking can't stop delving deeper into the rabbit hole, laughing all the way
>go to Otakon 2007
>cosplayer dressed as Bizarro Chris-Chan
>dressed basically the same except for "evil guy moustache"
>even the medallion has a moustache
>mfw

>even the medallion has a moustache
It's the little things

>What was the most cringy part of the comic
The "sub-episodes". Where he'd literally put the Sonichu story on hold in order to complain about his real life, instead of just retooling events to make sense in universe like he usually did.
Honorable mention for pic related

>Chris's life
Where to even begin...
Unclit is probably the only thing that still gets a visceral reaction out of me

This so fucking hard

Tony and Dane had great chemistry

The only one that's even barely tolerable was the audiobook series with Vivian G. Everything after that was just Johnny-come-lately autists running the joke into the ground.

You mean those two high-school tryhards? No thanks.

They're hilarious

I've been waiting to finish because I don't want it to be over

Don't wait too long or you'll grow up and it won't be funny anymore.

I remember watching them when I first got into Sonichu.
Their humor was generic "LOL THIS!" and nudging eachother, didn't one of them have the brilliant idea to get everyone in their school to spam Chris with "Autistic virgin" via email? ebin

I know the idea of Sonichu literally came from an autistic, friendless, agressive, perverted, racist, zealous dickhead but... Is there any scenario in which a mashup of Sonic and Pokemon won't seem bizarre?

I'm actually curious as to how someone could make it work. Smash doesn't count.

>Is there any scenario in which a mashup of Sonic and Pokemon won't seem bizarre?
Isn't that basically Digimon?
"Hip" and "cool" talking animals with powers and their human friends?
So no

Best troll?
Best saga?
Best video?
Best moment in Sonichu?
Best Christorical artifact?
Best fan creation?

Clyde Cash
I like the Miyamoto Saga, personally, but maybe th Meghan Saga where it all began.
Parkay, when he does Parkay.
The Meghan Shrine.
I couldn't say, some are 2edgy4me

Yes, Digimon is weird but it's weird in a way that's different from how Sonichu is weird. Digimon is TMNT weird, He-Man weird, Howard the Duck weird, One Piece weird. You know, the fun kind of weird.

Sonichu is just autistic weird. Things slapped together without any regards for making it fit or seem cohesive, then slap it together with inappropriate themes, then depict it all in a confusing manner.

>Best troll
Bluespike
>Saga
Liquid saga
>Video
JUUUUULAAAAAAAAY
>Moment
Vicious face-to-pussy rape by rosechu
>Artifact
Totem
>Fan creation
Documentary

>Best troll?
Liquid Chris
>Best saga?
Liquid Chris
>Best video?
youtube.com/watch?v=vTsSu2hXLuk
>Best moment in Sonichu?
When Chris' blood was used to make a homosexuality vaccine
>Best Christorical artifact?
The attraction sign
>Best fan creation?
youtube.com/watch?v=0BB-8ci0lBc

>Best troll?
Liquid Chris

>Best saga?
PA Rappa the Rapper

>Best video?
Gaybian

>Best moment in Sonichu?
The part where they blow up the 4Cent garbage building.

>Best Christorical artifact?
The medallion

>Best fan creation?
I dunno I don't know much about derivative works, they're mostly lame.

>Bluespike

Pleb. Bluespike was the worst troll.

That video looks legit, i hope the guy does it for some more videos, Chris is like a public Access channel from another galaxy

Bluespike caused Bob walks in and julay. He is a legend

Ivy is a close second.

bluespike was an EPIC MEME XD 12-year-old who wanted to be cool but was a huge faggot

He himself was a fag, but he was pretty damned influential

Also I forgot about surfshack Tito, he was kekworthy

Surfshack Tito was great.

Oh and don't forget the Nintendo Sonichu game saga.

Good times.

>I don't know much about derivative works, they're mostly lame.
there's been some great fan work throughout the years
youtube.com/watch?v=0BB-8ci0lBc
youtube.com/watch?v=r959Lcm-Hqg
youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc

>Surfshack Tito
HOLY SHIT, HE WAS fucking great, i loved the video he did when Chris found out his "identity" and he's begging Chris, but he literally dubbed over a video of a chubby simoan dude playing with his stomach

The father call was the tipping point were I came to realize just how fucked up Chris was

That's beautiful

The fact he had all his flaws laid out in front of him and still lives in self denial is amazing

reminder that CWC openly admitted to using AXE instead of bathing

That's Sonichu, not Chris.

Same thing desu

>That comic page
what the fuck, where is that from?

>did you bathe?
It never fails

>That one part where the guy mentions how he had to dig up his mothers corpse from WTC at 9/11 and Chris compares it to when he had to bury his dog

>"Then, may I orbit your belt?"

Chris's CWC-isms are borderline Aristotlean

Chris apparently returns from the future as a transwoman and his hedgehogs go to spend Christmas(?) with him.

Then Blake compliments his boobs

...

>Best troll?
Pickle man
>Best saga?
Clyde Cash
>Best video?
youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EiG1v7kG4
>Best moment in Sonichu?
But during the stone age...
>Best Christorical artifact?
Totem
>Best fan creation?
the Tik-Tok parody

What are the names for all the trolls?

>What are the names for all the trolls?
There's dozens. You kind of just have to know them and their stories.

Read the cwcki when it's back up

no matter how much i see from this guy or hear about him, he never ceases to amaze me

Wasn’t there a documentary?

One more year until the 10 year anniversary of the "THAT IS MY HOUSE" video.

Many, this being my favorite, its painfully way done
youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

This one is about Sonichu alone, is not really a docu but the story behind it:
youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI

Jesus christ, time flies

not gonna lie his MLW was so fappable

I wonder what people 10 years from now would think of Chris.

MLW?

Mary Lee Walsh

That depends, are you planning on dying before 2028?

I don't think we're taking the documentation of this seriously enough. First of all, the wiki has been known to go offline multiple times. What if this became permanent? How prepared are we for the event of this happening? We have to find some way to keep Chris in history besides youtube documentaries and 1 website.

archives?

>Best troll:
Blue Spike
>Best saga:
Clyde Cash
>Best video:
Bob Walks In
>Best moment in Sonichu:
Dr. Robotnik dancing and singing
>Best Christorical artifact:
Sonichu medalian
>Best fan creation:
Sonichu: The Animated Series by Spazkid

According to Marvin he planed on upgrading the Cwcki in the new year so maybe that's what's happening.
If it ever went down for good I'm sure he'd give someone the site data, he's fairly active on KF

She was like the dean of some Community College or something.

Somewhere, On this Wo(man)'s PC, there is a folder, Probably labeled "Work in Progress" where there is nothing but him having sex with his self inserts. I can almost guarantee you on that.

I feel like after seeing this so many times I should read it, so I’ll just do it right now, currently it’s just hard to look at

like someone else said earlier in the thread the audiobooks are great even for a first time reading as well as CorruptGamingShow's "Let's Read" (although theirs is pretty cliche)

I'd recommend having the cwcki open (currently offline) or watching one of the documentaries first just so you understand how much of his insane life is inserted into the comics.
Like pic related, where he shows the world an email he sent to a troll who went on a fake date with him for a laugh. See how the email starts addressed to "Fandanna" but then uses her real name, Hanna, later on.

I'd imagine several of the people on Kiwifarms have his history documented or CWCki archived in case the worst happens. The whole thing is just too fucking big to fail now.

I keep meaning to watch that video but it's so long that it's keeping me from setting aside the time for it.

I just imagine that in some point in the future when society has degenerated due to some sort of catastrophe there will be an illuminated manuscript detailing the saga of Chris' life and created by the last vestiges of the Cwcki community.

And there's going to be the /cow/ monument to JULAAAY which is just a plane flown into a building

I forgot how much I love that themesong.

>"Hip" and "cool" talking animals with powers and their human friends?
And nightmares. Don't forget the nightmares.

This is a fave of mine.
youtube.com/watch?v=5IPtLvxO8hs

Clyde Cash
Tie between Miyamoto and The Game Place
I haven't seen enough but for an unpopular opinion Cherokian Chant
Sonic Totem
Asperchu

Toei Animation wants to make to make a new take in their Digimon franchaise, so they decide to bring a new influencial person to write them the new anime saga, decides to go for this dude called Chiaki J. Konaka that is making alot of noise for being Screenplay/Script director of The Big O, RahXephon, Hellsing and just finished to write the whole anime thingy called Serial Experiments Lain, We are totally sure He totally can write a family happy fun new Digimon anime, right?
Geez, I guess Urobutcher was too young at the time to mess around writing anime
animemaru.com/chiaki-j-konaka-vows-to-write-anime-even-more-confusing-then-serial-experiments-lain/

I watched a while, I prefer the one I posted by the cheer amount of information on it, the dude even interviewed the old High School CWC teacher

Well, the world wasnt still ready for those pushing loli gore porn in ther animes so He had to do what He could with his limits

Sounds pretty normal for an artist.

The wiki has a transcript, I just read that and skipped to the parts I wanted to hear.

>Best troll?
Liquid
>Best saga?
BlueSpike
>Best video?
Bob Walks In
>Best moment in Sonichu?
Rage against the garbage
>Best Christorical artifact?
Sonic Totem
>Best fan creation?
Comic: Rosechu's Story
Story: CWCollateral
Video: Sonichu TAS, otherwise

>Dr. Robotnik dancing and singing
funny how things work out
pic related: Sonic Mania

Christ, why does he have to be so brutally honest about himself in his works?

I think he thought or still thinks that being honest and telling everyone everything was good form and a way to not be blamed or something

I remember there's something on the wiki about it.

...

>give super sonic pikachu tails and electric powers.
>think it's original and noteworthy

I just listened to the entirety of Matthew's call with Chris. It was legitimately amazing and would have been the turning point of Chris' life if he just fucking listened and did anything he promised he would.

>Chris
>Jimmy Hill
>goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/img-3207/
>the straw
>Lumberjacks Axe (I dont know if his dad actually had an axe, but i imagine it being in a shed when when he threatened to cut down the internet)
>youtube.com/watch?v=LPKfpPw6jMo

>Chris is like a public Access channel from another galaxy
youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

Isn't it weird how poisonously perfect the internet and CWC is? The internet picks on this ultra autist and this ultra autist is too autistic to actually have a sense of shame and seclude himself like a normal human. CWC is just driven to new heights of soul cringing autism as the internet trolls him.

Mary Lee Walsh was the dean of students at the community college Chris attended. She told him he couldn't sit around behind a sign soliciting sex and Chris chimped out and threatened her. He was banned from the school for a year and had to take anger management before he could attend classes again.

we've known about these for years, he's posted dozens.

This guy actually has some skills though

← internet in a nutshell

Whatever happened to Vivian G?

>may I orbit your belt?
Fuck, I could see a real commercial using that line. It's cheesy enough.

...

>best troll

The Man in the Pickle Suit because of how hilariously bizarre the whole thing is and how Chris doesn't have an ounce of awareness towards how ridiculous the idea of being harassed by a man dressed as a pickle is.

>best saga

Megan because of how Chris's failing with Megan was almost entirely his fault without any outside influence by trolls.

>best video

THAT'S MY HOUSE

>best moment in Sonichu

The drinking straw makes me laugh every time I see it.

>best artifact

The Sonic Totem.

>best fan creation

I don't really follow those.

>The Virgin Sonichu
>The Chad Tails gets Trolled
Actually I really want this to be a crossover now.

>tfw you kinda want to read Sonichu but it's such a goddamn slog of page-long exposition and poor wording you can't be bothered

TGT unironically spoiled me

You have to look at it not as a comic about Sonichu, but as a comic about Chris. Reading through it to see glimpses of his fucked up psyche makes it more enjoyable.

this
The sonichu shit is beyond boring and cliche but by issue 2 the sonic/amy recolors take a complete backseat to Chris.
It's pretty much exclusively him trying to process his real life struggles.
From Mary Lee Walsh (the school administrator who tore up the 'attraction sign' and forced Chris to attend anger management classes) to 'Count Graduon' the manifestation of Chris' hatred for his High School Graduation Ceremony (I'm 100% serious) to when he takes on '4cent Garbage' and the Jerkops trolls (the CWCville version of Sup Forums)

Then there's the sub-episodes where Chris blatantly tells stories about real life events with only minor attempts to hide names/locations. Like when the 'Manajerks' banned him from WalMart for being a fucking creep and soliciting women.

>troll
Liquid
>saga
either Miyamoto or Liquid
>video
I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANNAN! SOMETHING!
>Sonichu
either the straw or the honeymoon
>artifact
The Totem
>fan creation
I can never decide between the Documentary or Decay. Both are really hard-hitting.

I recommend reading the wiki page alongside the comic. It gives insight to some of the seemingly boring stuff.