Wat do?
Wat do?
Steal and deport to Israel.
Buy one on sale
Put BBQ sauce and other BBQ materials underneath and above it. Baking supplies too.
Sup Forums's memes are kinda stale, got anything fresher for me to hate?
>20 bucks for some chinese potmetal
OY VEY
Cram it into an Oven, the wrap the oven with the paper
You buy they all and then you destroy them.
Such ez deh brice for gabidalism
>Buy lights
>insert in anus
>return said lights
put some oven cleaner next to it
Utah fag here
I have never seen a menorah in real life.
They dont sell them in stores
Never met anyone who was jewish in person
Wat do?
PUT BACON NEARBY! QUICKLY!
Huh, I never thought about wrapping my Christmas presents in Jewish wrapping paper. Thanks for the suggestion, OP.
if youre in sears put them in the oven section
Put a made by Mohammed sticker on it
Find boxes
Put in front of Jew shit
Or
Act like you work there
Find a dolly or push cart and remove the items from the shelf
Take into storeroom
Keep them off the shelves
leave the White House gift shop
GRAB ONE AND PLACE IT IN THE OVEN SECTION, IN THE ACTUALLY OVEN.
They have a Jew version of the Elf on the Shelf?
>Pick one
>Put it in random oven
>Escape discretly
>Enjoy shitstorm in local medias
Piss in all the cups
Celebrate
Op ur in target!! take all the oven mitts and place them in the Jew section.
nothing. you're good, bro.
Go get lighter fluid, set the shelving unit on fire
>menorrahs are 20 bucks
put a bunch of raid and other gas around them
you motherfuckers
Pls don't encourage these Sup Forums lvl threads or we'll end up loaded with drawn dog porn and shemale threads in no time
post it on Sup Forums
oh wait
give it coupons and loose change
oh and a lampshade or two
Oy vey! Only $20! What a steal!
TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS?
FUCKING JEW TAX
Put one of the menorahs inside an oven in the mart and screencap it