Fuck today I was at the super market And I kept hearing the cashiers ring things under there register Beep beep beep beep And I suddenly felt so fucking scared I thought I was realizing I was in a coma and I was pulling the sounds from the heart monitor into my dream All I could think of was this entire election win just a big dream I freaked the fuck out left my pizza rolls and monster drinks on the registers conveyor belt and got the fuck out of there I don't want to wake up So scared even right now what if I'm slowly coming back to life right now What do I do to keep my brain off? Sometimes I feel people feeling my real body
Relinquish Momiji Sup Forums. You have A week before /JP/ declares war.
Jonathan Howard
that guy should have gone far more viral than it did, what the fuck
Lucas Lopez
Fresh Awoo~
Samuel Rivera
Who /cruzcould'vewon/ here?
Joshua Foster
>molymeme baneposting on twitter I LOVE THIS TIMELINE
Luke Jenkins
I am deeply ashamed and appalled at the number of under educated people in the US. This mentality is dangerous. I mistakenly assumed that people were smarter than to vote for a person that is the very embodiment of evil. Anyone that paid a modicum of attention in junior high school would realize the similarities with how Hitler started his business. A shameful situation, indeed.
Levi Young
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE THREADS GOING SO FAST
Leo Jones
Nope.
Julian Fisher
This is Trump's America
Wyatt Nguyen
AWOOOO FOR HILLDAWG AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Julian Jones
>Obama didn't want to compromise and work with congress so he forced all of his degenerate and communist policies through Executive Orders
>Executive Orders that can be instantly destroyed by Trump
MUUUUUUUUH LEGAAAAAAAACYYYYYYYYYYY
Aiden Powell
REMINDER that this is the GOAT Trump tweet
Jayden Parker
>after all of history we will finally make it real this year
Cameron Martin
We will cut you down.
Blake Howard
[awoos stealthily, maintaining EMCON]
Daniel White
you lads ready to dismantle isis and free our christian brothers?
David Richardson
Morning >Trump and Pence head to DC >Both planes are saluted by police and firefighters with water canons >Obamas cancel photo op with Trump family >Staffers cry as Trump motorcade approaches >Obama meets with Trump for an hour and a half >Meeting was supposed to last for only 60 mins >Obama refuses to answer questions >Melania and Michelle meet >Say they talked about children Afternoon >Less than 48 hours since Trump win and world bends the knee >Canada says willing to renegotiate NAFTA with Trump >Mexico seeks to "modernize" NAFTA with Trump >Obama goes low >Obama says he stands by his insults of Trump >Trump meets with Paul Ryan >discussed repeal of Obamacare and The Wall >Is shown where he will be inaugurated >No fly zone created over Trump tower >More winning >Chuck Schumer says that TPP is dead >Trump's first 100 days >>tax reform >>infrastructure package >>Obamacare repeal >>illegal immigration act >DNC begins self destruction >Staffer blames Brazille for presidential race loss >Michigan unofficially called for Trump >CNN projects Trump to be popular vote winner >Corey in the house >Corey Lewandowski being considered for chief of staff >Banon also being considered >Rowdy Gowdy on short list for AG >Kellyanne Conway confirms she has been offered a job in the whitehouse >The bending continues >Bill Clinton calls Trump to congratulate him >Assad: Syria is willing to cooperate with Trump >Says Syria will be less interventionist in future Tonight >Trump officially wins Arizona >Nationwide liberal tantrum continues >Spreads to Canada >Based Lou Dobbs: If I were Trump my hands would have been clutching at Paul Ryan’s throat >Kellyanne Conway on Megyn Kelly >Trump gets his twitter back >Tweets: Just had a very open and successful presidential election. Now professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting. Very unfair! >Sleepy Carson on Hannity >Confirms there have been discussions on a cabinet spot for Carson
Lincoln Rogers
There's still time for this to happen, they've not counted all of the votes yet.
Daniel Turner
I hope you Rumpfcucks are happy. My wife's boyfriend is an undocumented immigrant and that bigot RUMPF will illegally deport him. How the fuck can you live with yourselves????
Thomas Clark
BEST AWOOS ARE FLAT AWOOS
Andrew Martin
I live in NYC and so far I've already lost two friends who were protesting on 5th Avenue by posting this pic on all of their shitty virtue signalling posts
Nolan Thompson
Cruz would have lost Florida and Wisconsin
Daniel Allen
Momiji is ours forever!
Blake Baker
This is nothing
You should have seen us burn through threads in 3 minutes flat when Ted Nugent was on the stage at the final rally
Chase Scott
based af kek
Isaiah Richardson
>Additionally, on the first day, I will take the following five actions to restore security and the constitutional rule of law: >* FIRST, cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama >SECOND, begin the process of selecting a replacement for Justice Scalia from one of the 20 judges on my list, who will uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States >THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities >FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won't take them back >FIFTH, suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting. >End Illegal Immigration Act Fully-funds the construction of a wall on our southern border with the full understanding that the country Mexico will be reimbursing the United States for the full cost of such wall; establishes a 2-year mandatory minimum federal prison sentence for illegally re-entering the U.S. after a previous deportation, and a 5-year mandatory minimum for illegally re-entering for those with felony convictions, multiple misdemeanor convictions or two or more prior deportations; also reforms visa rules to enhance penalties for overstaying and to ensure open jobs are offered to American workers first.
Holy shit, he's actually going to MAGA
Brody Jackson
>it actually happened, I'm not dreaming, this isreal
Matthew Gutierrez
NIP GOOK NYIP NYIP NYU
Carter Perez
He'd also have one CD-2 and Nevada.
Difference in Nevada was only 20,000 votes, and only because the mexicans got meme'd into voting against Trump.
>chanting "Not my president" >while waving Mexican flags
lol
Xavier Flores
you can be sure at least 1m more peopel would have voted to prevent the christ cucks from taking over, no WI, he would be at best with OH, IA and FL but no more
Cooper Cruz
When did Diamond Foxxx start working at Fox?
Carson Wilson
She's with us, /jp/. All of Japan will soon belong to Trump.
Jace Ross
SHERIFF CLARKE ON HANNITY NOW
Jordan Jones
Will Trump make anime real next year?
Michael Johnson
I fucking love that image
Daniel Russell
*won
Xavier Walker
nice, some of the ones we are making are a little too subtle but I think this one strikes the perfect balance
William Morales
>Wisconsin for Cruz
nope
Kayden Wood
/maryland/ here
Mason Reyes
Guess who controls the DOJ now
Henry Adams
Tedposting was one of our finest hours.
I hope that beautiful maniac lives forever.
Isaac Cooper
quads of truth, but Pence will take over?
Angel Reed
Disband the fucking useless ACLU
Christopher Miller
>went on Facebook for the first time since Romney >it's ten times as bad
Gavin Watson
>be Hillary >taking this weeks sacrificial puppy to the forest alter to beg Moloch for forgiveness >some bitch makes me pose for a selfie as if I'm so not done with that shit
Lincoln Wood
HANNITY'S DOING A MEDIA TEARS MONTAGE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Adrian Sanders
Awoo~
Also people are crazy if they don't think most of the evidence against shillary and what not hasn't already been destroyed. We'll probably have to settle for them disappearing from politics and no longer being able to influence peddle.
> overturning unconstitutional executive orders is unconstitutional
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yeah rowdy gowdy will be AG. They'll get stuffed
Leo Rodriguez
Check this out, if you count raw votes. Romney would have lost to Clinton, despite winning the popular vote
Joseph James
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Cameron Foster
So I've been waiting for a long time for all the votes to be counted so we can actually learn who won the popular vote. When the fuck are they all going to be counted?! It can't take that fucking long!
Carson Sanders
average trump supporter kek
Colton Bailey
I am so upset right now. I am feeling that Trump stole the election.
The bedrock of Trump’s campaign was an extremely blatant form of propaganda in which he and his team continually, aggressively, and proactively accused the other side of just about every fault and wrongdoing that, in fact, was true of Trump and his team. How can we not suspect the “election rigging” mantra as the most serious, most grievous example of this.
In addition to the manufactured projection strategy of his campaign, we know for a fact that Trump himself is a cheat and a liar who has boldly thwarted every rule of decorum and fair play honoured by decent men and women. Not to mention the actual laws he has broken regarding the use of funds from his Charity, and perhaps in other instances.
Note this paragraph from the New York Times piece of November 6:
>But they (Trump’s aides) maintain that there is unseen money and muscle behind Mr. Trump’s political operation — and a level of sophistication that outsiders, and people who have run traditional campaigns, cannot fully appreciate.
I contend that interpreting this as typical campaign bluster and discounting the potential incriminating nature of the propaganda technique noted above may quite possibly be extremely foolish and naive.
Easton Morgan
It was his! turn.
Bentley Wilson
>unconstitutional doesnt realize trump controls the supreme court as well
Jackson Bailey
Hannity is salt mining
Easton Torres
No room for angels in our heaven, Jeb
Connor Fisher
>The south is mostly a 60/40 white/black split, with 75-90% of whites voting R and 75-90% of blacks voting D. This is an equilibrium that results in about 2:1 R/D split of safe districts for congressmen, with unassailable R Senators and Governors, and guaranteed EVs in the Presidential race. >Into this volatile mix, the injection of 5-10% hispanics can be enough to upset the balance and fuck things up. >This is why removing Taco will restore the CSA firewall and kill the Blue GA/TX/NC meme once and for all. >VA is a special case because NOVA is a suburb of DC which means most of the voters there are government employees HOWEVER if they all lose their government jobs and move to Cali or Jew York, that could be enough to uncuck VA. >This is why it was so important and difficult for Trump to win. Now that he's in, he has four years to fix these problems, once he does the GOP will have a much easier time winning elections.
Repostan, also Hannity running libshit saltreel toppest of keks
Aaron Sanchez
>ACLU takes it all the way to the supreme court >Justice Ted Cruz blows them out
Nathaniel Gomez
>Hannity is literally EATING this shit up I love it so much
I FUCKING LOVE IT
Justin Johnson
I can't hear you over the sound of me chewing gum.
Matthew Walker
all these fucking assholes complaining about "division" are doing all they can to make it worse by saying "white people voted for trump due to racism"
Jack Hall
>yfw you realize Trump isn't even fucking president and the libs are completely 100% responsible for all the chaos right now rly makes u think
Gavin Hughes
>WHINY SORE LOSER PROGRESSIVES
SPICY
Angel Sanders
Holy kek
Jacob Price
How come Asuka is Trump waifu ? why not Rei ?
Evan Kelly
We're already insane son her ability doesn't work on us!
John Stewart
awoo will be my first post-election fap
Colton Barnes
>Judge and Sheriff GOATS
Dylan Campbell
Any word from DesignatedShitpostingOP?
Brody Gonzalez
what's to become of Chris Christie
Brandon Moore
...
Jeremiah Howard
TED CRUZ NEW ARC WHEN?
Adrian Hill
>Whitelash
Seriously, does that CNN black guy think the original term is blacklash?
Michael Clark
"Division" means "People who don't agree with me" to leftists.
Wyatt Ramirez
someone memed Asuka first and it stuck
John Young
>Kaine doesn't think Trump should be president cause his son is a marine, how powerful!
I hate that cunt Martha. Did she forget that Pence also has a son in the marines?
Jace Clark
>spics niggers and women need to vote in their best interests >whites voting in their best interests is BAD!
Adrian Flores
Based Sheriff
>a tear rolled down his cheek when Trump was elected
