What did here learn?

What did here learn?


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The date of the next mass extinction event.
He's a bit sad because it's next month.

AYYYY

SS turned on him as soon as the door was closed and the CIA told him to stand down because WWIII is imminent. He just realized that he will be remembered as the President who started WWIII.

He's just having a private thinking moment:

(Please don't fart. Please don't fart. Oh God please don't fart.)

Satellite lasers.

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He's settling into his new skin

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He's just tired, i mean it was hard week for him.

or

AYY LMAOs / WW3

He learned about the greys and that we only exist because they made us.

The only reason they dont land on the white house lawn is because we are a science experiment and mass disclosure would ruin it

They control our upper governments

Trump just found out aliens exist and that we are slaves to them

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Donald Trump arrives at the Whitehouse. From his plane, to the automobile, all the way to the oval office, he is surround by Secret Service agents. There is a familiar rush in his step, akin to how he goes through every day; but this time something feels off. Arriving in the oval office, the double doors are swung shut behind him, and swiftly and precisely the escorts he just had take their places at the sides of the room and in front of the doors.

"Mr. Future President, how are you today?" Obama speaks, outreaching his hand.

Trump shakes his hand, there is a feeling of momentum transfer in this. Trump feels elated and tired all at the same time.

"Please, follow me." Obama speaks.

Trump follows Obama to a dark room with a feint glow about it. There are twelve figures sitting at a long table. Cigar smoke rolls from their mouths, the glow of each cigar being the brightest things inside the room. Positioned behind the table is a projector screen with a dim gray brightness.

"These are some people who would love to meet you, Donald" Obama says, "They are people of incredible power. You'll be reporting to them for the next four years."

The one at the head of the table speaks, motioning his cigar,

"Donald, it's a pleasure. We've got something we'd like to show you. Run the tape, Barry."

President Obama reaches forward and flicks the switch on an old projector. It has reels, you can hear the motor inside click and turn as they start to whir and a tape begins to play.

It's a video of a parade. Taken from atop a hill. There is not much sound, but you can tell by the way the grass is blowing in the wind it's just like any other day: ordinary.

To the right there is a metal, black, long, shiny tube protruding out. Donald Trump attempts to decipher the meaning behind the film, and that's when he sees it:

A car. It's a convertible. In the middle of the parade.

A man smiling, waving, sitting next to a beautiful woman in formal wear in the back seat.

The room fills with a heavy gravity as presidential elect Donald J. Trump recognizes the three following truths;

The man is former President John F. Kennedy.

The film is from atop the grassy knoll.

The tube to the right in the film is the barrel of a rifle.

Immediately upon noticing this, a boom, like thunder, fills the room. It is a gunshot. President Kennedy is dead. As Jackie Kennedy scrambles to retrieve the pieces of her husband's head from the back of the car, the film reel comes to and end.

The silence in the room is deafening as the gray glow of the film becomes less luminescent. The gravity of the room is heavier.

The man at the head of the table exhales a cloud of smoke, blocking just the slightest bit of projector light. He leans forward to stamp out his cigar, and sends a glare towards Donald Trump. Only the man's eyes are distinguishable; it's as if his face is surrounded by a veil devoid of all light.

"Any questions, Donald?", the man speaks.

"No sir."

"Good. January 24th we bomb Moscow. We must be sure another one of you is never brought back into this office again."

"Understood" says Donald Trump. Completely caught off guard.

President Obama starts to lead Donald Trump out of the office. Before the door is shut completely, the same voice from the head of the table says one last thing:

"Oh, and Donald. Don't forget. You have a lot of family that loves you; And I'm positive you love them too. Just remember how much that means to all of us."

"Come on Donald, the American people are expecting a good show, let's get out there.", says President Obama motioning him to the doors where the press and media waits.

The door closes shut behind them.

>THE SULFUR SMELL, IT'S REAL

They took him into a back room where he met the leaders.

>They really all do smell like coconut oil...

Trump did nothing wrong

Nice, copypasta?

Obama told him the truth.

Each and every single president since Roswell was given the final red pill by the retiring President. Using/testing nuclear weapons gave off enough radiation to attract extraterrestrial life forms.

We took a couple of crashed UFOs, and tried to learn as much as we could. But eventually top government agencies learned the terrifying power these beings were wielding. KGB learned this as well when they scrambled fighters for UFOs and one was shot down before it zoomed off at unrealistic speeds. There is also a saucer crash completely annihilating a large portion of land that was recovered by KGB on film.

Wikileaks is dumping Podesta emails, which also contain a lot of cryptic pedophiliac messaging and some information on ET life.

If you ever thought there were aliens embedded in the government, you weren't crazy, you were RIGHT.

They control the government. The worlds most powerful person, the POTUS, knows that if we do not do as they say, extinction of mankind is imminent. JFK was going to defy them, and the government had to do something drastic to prevent mankinds doom. Hence the covered up assassination. Obama and others went in with honesty to fix the country, only to take that red pill and realize the truth.

Podesta and many others are these alien freaks. Just look at them. The aliens are completely fucked up and into pedophilia, and use the power of the government for a regular supply of children, threatening the extinction of mankind if they do not obey. They enjoy the suffering of us during a slow decline, they get even more enjoyment that way.

Trump has learned the truth. It cannot be done. It's over.

This isn't bad writing, would make for a good book. If you know how too write decent characters you could be an author.

>Each and every single president since Roswell was given the final red pill by the retiring President

Nice trick for JFK to pull that off.

That Sup Forums can make memes real

He stole it from Bill Hicks.

are you are actually serious rn? lmao

hehe

totally serious rn. I am CIA-user

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Looks like he is bored as shit, didn't they say the meeting was suppose to be 20 minutes and it went on for over an hour? Sounds like trump wanted to stop listening to obama blow smoke in his face

nah but seriously, the KGB did film the downed saucer, and a fighter jet was shot down when given orders to intercept a UFO flying over the USSR.

Whether it is propaganda and BS, or truly real we'll never know. The soviets were interested in any means of defeating the USA.

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It could be total bullshit, spoopy stuff meant for entertainment, could be real. USSR's files fell into the hands of mafias and disappeared, the only way to get them is pay a lot of money, if they still exist.

Just like the internet, you can't believe everything 100%. Regardless, it is fun to watch and think about.

AYYY LMAOs of course.