ITT we write his inauguration speech one word at a time.
I'll start:
*SNIIIIIIIIIFF*
ITT we write his inauguration speech one word at a time
Noah Evans
Christopher Johnson
Man I feel so bad for him. The presidency ages the fuck out of you. Just look at Obama, he did nothing. It's going to kill Trump.
Liam Brooks
DEAR
Thomas Ortiz
he needs to avoid being sworn in while moon is void of course, all presidents who were assassinated were inaugurated while the moon was void of course
Jace Kelly
NIGGERS
Cooper Reed
Snif snif snif snif snif snif uh you know okie doke
Andrew Perez
Niggers
Tyler Bell
Disgusting
Christopher Nguyen
NIGGERS
Sebastian Ortiz
>void of course
The moon has had the same course for billions of years. Just fyi.
Ryder Watson
niggers
Jacob Reed
Niggers?
Eli Jones
China
Dominic James
Innocent?
Christian Stewart
MAKE
Easton Hughes
AND
Adrian Adams
WRONG
Jonathan Johnson
QUIT
Christian Garcia
DONALD
Brody Taylor
Top fucking kek boys
Dylan Powell
CHINA
Christian Ramirez
sniffffffff
Alexander Thomas
PONIES
Brayden Sanchez
Funny
Kayden Peterson
DRAIN
Jace Sanchez
THE
Eli Ward
HELP
Jonathan Butler
SWAMP
Chase Smith
PUSSY
Angel Gutierrez
PIZZA
Gavin Martinez
HUT
Benjamin Roberts
OKAY?
Blake Lopez
SPICS
Nicholas Baker
KEK
Jayden Lewis
WRONG
Angel Young
BARRON
Anthony Ramirez
Worship
Isaac Parker
WIFE
Nicholas Martin
FUCKHILLARYCLINTONANDFUCKBLACKPEOPLE
Nicholas Thompson
FUCKME
Chase King
PEPPERONI PLEASE
Tyler Jackson
>implying Trump doesn't have the highest energy of any person you've ever witnessed
Charles Diaz
Sad!
Oliver Nelson
Oh shit
Easton Johnson
Rosie O'Donnell
Bentley Baker
Putin
Charles Morris
Bang
Luis Young
SPECIAL PROSECUTOR
Jack Foster
BWAAAAH
Henry Wilson
GAS THE KIKES
Joshua Sullivan
many... Many people are
Ian Ward
MEXICANS
Cameron Barnes
GOOD
Jordan Morales
sometimes
James Evans
COMET
Owen Bell
Tremendous
Julian Collins
*crowd cheering*
EXCUSE ME
Jaxson Brooks
[AUDIBLE SCREECHING]
Oliver Russell
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Michael Sanders
Let me tell you about the other day
Christian Bailey
GYNA
Josiah Rodriguez
Seems pretty coherent so far
Kevin Clark
Dobson's
Michael Rodriguez
cock
Isaac Roberts
"I, Donald John Trump do solemnly s... *protester interrupts the speech* ...GO BACK TO MOMMY"
Dylan Smith
BIGLEY
Jayden Thomas
Speech so far (memetic license taken):
*SNIIIIIIIIIFF*
Dear Niggers, niggers, niggers... Disgusting niggers. The moon has had the same course for billions of years, niggers.
Niggers, China innocent? They say, "Make and wrongly quit, Donald." That's a top fucking kek, boys.
Listen.... China *sniffffffff* ponies: funny.
It's time to drain the swamp and help pussy pizza hut, okay?
Spics kek wrong when Barron worship wife. So fuck Hillary Clinton and fuck black people!
"Fuck you" (from the crowd).
Fuck me?! Pepperoni, please!
Sad! Sad... Very sad...
Oh shit! Rosie O'Donnell! Putin, please bang her while I appoint the special prosecutor.
Putin: Bwaaaah!
Like I was saying, gas the kikes.
I realize many, many people are Mexicans and that's good sometimes. Sometimes comets and tremendous...
*crowd cheering*
SJWs: REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Excuse me! Quiet down folks... Let me tell you about the other day: Gyna seems pretty coherent so far, but Dobson's cock bigly smashes it.
Juan Ramirez
YOUR MOM
Brandon Hill
Speech so far:
*SNIIIIIIIIIFF* DEAR NIGGERS Snif snif snif snif snif snif uh you know okie doke. Niggers Disgusting NIGGERS! niggers Niggers? China. Innocent? MAKE AND WRONG QUIT DONALD. CHINA sniffffffff PONIES Funny. DRAIN THE HELP. SWAMP PUSSY. PIZZA HUT, OKAY?
SPICS KEK. WRONG BARRON Worship. WIFE FUCKME. PEPPERONI PLEASE. Sad!
Rosie O'Donnell, Putin - Bang.
SPECIAL PROSECUTOR... BWAAAAH GAS THE KIKES, MEXICANS! GOOD sometimes. COMET Tremendous *crowd cheering* EXCUSE ME [AUDIBLE SCREECHING] REEEEEEEEEEEE. Let me tell you about the other day GYNA. Dobson's cock BIGLEY!
Brandon Carter
BURRITO
Hunter Smith
TREMENDOUS
Nolan Rivera
STEVEN UNIVERSE
Ian Scott
kek
Lincoln Nguyen
PETAH GRIFFIN
Benjamin Clark
IS
Christopher Torres
Obama, you're fired!
Jackson Jones
in mart