Ay yo playas! The name’s Dione
So Thanos is transgender as well?
No wonder he wants to die.
CBR's a shithole so I ain't going
Is it pronounced
>Die-one
>Die-oni
>Die-own
>Dee-own
>Dee-oni
?
You forgot
>Dih-own
>Dih-oni
>Dio-nah
>Dio-nae
in b4 it turns out Thanos is a reincarnation of Diogenes.
>>Thanos isn't his real name.
>>Soon some woman will become Thanos.
>>Thanos will then become his real name
Watch this happen.
FIZZLEPOP BERRYTWIST
I thought his real name was rick
Why is anyone but Starlin allowed to write Thanos?
>YOU WERE EXPECTING THANOS, IT WAS ME, DIO
>Dione
Why does it sound like a nigger name?
I dunno but they all need to stop.
I guess Ewing's Thanos and Giffen's Thanos were inoffensive.
DIE-OWN-EE?
Ewing's Thanos was great
Oh, Christ, it's Sheev all over again, isn't it?
I liked him in Thanos Imperative. He had what intended to be a very powerful ending
I just really liked seeing him being so frustrated with feeling like everyone's looking down on him but also refusing to meet his gaze that it finally pushes him over the edge.
what the fuck were they thinking
fucking Sheev
who the fuck thought that was a good idea
No you casual, it's UXAS all over again.
What next. The jokers name?
Oh god that madman geoff johns would fucking do it wouldn't he.
Joseph Kerr
Bringing in the Sheevs.
You guys don't really ready comics, do you? This is literally a week old, it was revealed in the last issue of Thanos.
Did you really have to wait until fucking CBR and Nerdist posted an article about it? How fucking pleb are you?
And no, that's not his name, it WAS gonna be his name before his mother saw into his eyes and the name 'Thanos' came to her, and turned her crazy. Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, am I the only one that remembers that Starlin's Thanos is a colossal Gary Stu?
Yes, Sup Forums is full of Starlinfags and Thanosfags. It's quite sad.
Send in.... the Sheevs!
I thought Jack Napier was his name?
Did you just respond to yourself again
Sheev is a good name, It's a reference to Shiva
Not him, but he's right. Starlin's thanos is unbearable and he has milked him for long enough
>Kono DIO ga
underrated post indeed
cuz its close to dion
Underrated
Listen, I love it. Think about it... say he had a normal name. Or even an "evil" name that sounded dark or badass. Who cares? He's already the emperor, I'm not going to care if his name is cooler.
But giving him a shitty name? Oh man, that was brilliant. Now we have meme potential without even making him ridiculous in the narrative of the story.
"Teridax"
>Thanos becomes another mantle
BRAVO MARVEL
This sounds more greek anyway. You guys are fucking morons lol
Thanos is based on Thanatos, the Greek god of death...
Except nowhere near as funny or memetic.
Not canon though.
Oh god I could see that happening.
How dare you compare these great name reveals to this bullshit.
Princoss Dione
I get that reference!
Why isn't his name Thanos?
>Dione
So he needs this everlasting mitten to wipe out own past?
secret identity
I'm talking about dione not thanos