OH SHIT

OH SHIT
I just thought of something

WHAT WILL BE THE PRESIDENTIAL DOG?

Probably a dog.

I said dog dipshit, what kind of dog?
Does he have a dog?
Will he get a dog?

It'll probably be a dog that barks.

If mein Jew nigga Bernard was in I'd say a nice lil Dacshünd

But that wasn't happening so Trump got mine & every1 else's vote,
He should send a message to HER & (((them))) very clearly & get this.

Between his current job and his new presidential job he'll have the funding the feed this beast
Neapolitan Hill-kill Mastif

Jeb!

Yes but how loudly

he comes when you clap

Siberian Husky

Great Pyr or a Golden

I want it to be a bully/molossus breed like a Pit Bull, American Bulldog, a Dogo Argentino, a mastiff.

thats a horse you dumb nigger

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thats a chain you autistic mart shitter

Hillary Clinton

Hillary. She's a right ol' bitch, and he's gonna collar her.

thats a crispy cream you fucking jew

thats an inmate you FUCKING LEAF

Were gonna get a dog, the biggest and nost beautiful dog. And I'll tell ya folks, itll be wonderful and everyone is gonna love it. This dog is gonna be absolutely wonderful

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Here he is posting Trump Pepe's. Rejoice.

Jeb

Golden Retriever

About as loud as your average dog barks.

Kek

Meme president deserves meme dog itself.

German shepherd. Cue the liberal comparisons to Hitler.

German Shepherd

Hillary will be

A dachshund named Anthony

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German Shepherd

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White German Sheppard

beau?
trump should get a jack russell fucking terrier named maga the raycis, or mini me

give it zero training so it just barks its head off at everyone.

No no no no. Hitler was a national socialist, too close to liberalism.

#MakeAmericaGreatDaneAgain

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stop it Canada, youre fucking killing me

A great dane

If a lesbian can control that dog that dog is clearly a ((((Looser Dog)))

¡Trips don't lie!

Putin will gift him a doggo after their first adventure together.
Putin loves doing that.

If you look there has been some bad ass presidential pets

Thomas Jefferson - bear cubs
John Quincy Adams: Silkworms, alligator
James Buchanan - eagle
Ben Harrison - Mr. Reciprocity and Mr. Protection – Opossums
Theo Roosevelt - Bill, the lizard Emily Spinach, the snake, Jon Edwards, the bear, a badger


The list goes on, some pretty good names of pets in there too

dogs going to have a spy device up its ass

spy device better dismantle the central banks

So loud, America has the best dogs! We love dogs! much more that Mexico. Lovely Animals!

wait a minute trumps getting a fraucking frog

Malamute

>This dog is 100% american folks, no doubt about it
>We're going to build a fence and make the chihuahuas pay for it

Awoooooooo

Underrated

You're right___he's getting an extra pussy

#MakePussyGreatAgain

get some cool looking poison frogs that glow in the dark and make a live youtube channel 24x7 for Sup Forums to watch at night

trump can troll us too when he's giving us lip service he can link us to the frogs to watch em eat

Martin Van Buren - Briefly owned two tiger cubs given to him by the Sultan of Oman before Congress forced him to donate the tigers to the zoo

Trump is a workaholic he will have no time for a dog.

Why settle for domesticated pets?

>fpbp

Still got plenty of time for pussy

#AmIRightBill

i'll be his animal care taker, i'll setup Kek the glow in the dark frog with his own glass cage and youtube channel

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Dogs too black

#BackToAfrica

chuckled out of nowhere louder than i should have...

>bears
>not domesticated
хa хa хa хa

He should get a bagle

>Bagle
Goyem incoming

Don't forget, Muslims literally hate dogs

Trump doesn't seem to an animal person unfortunately. Maybe he'll get a frog.

I hope Trump deports these nigger dogs back to Africa.

England has the best dogs. Sorry user.

A Corgi is fine too

maybe he'll invite Rosie O'Donnell to the white house