Would you date a giant supervillain?

Would you date a giant supervillain?

Too much voreshit you needed to make the picture more balanced it's too hyper specific to take off.

Not the one in your picture, no. Fucking weirdo.

2/13 statements are vore related, dude. I mean, fuck, I wasted too much time making this to accept this as a valid complaint. I'm not even a vore guy, it just seemed like the kind of thing that might appeal to someone with a weird giantess fetish.

What's wrong with her?

How would we even have sex? Would I just walk in and out her pussy?.

Same way a fairy would have sex with a human, by rubbing yourself all over his/her erogenous zones. Her clit would be just a tad larger than your head.

diddle your legs in her, the rest will come naturally

I'd be fine with that.

>come

>user makes shitty waifu and shares her with Sup Forums
>Gets mad when people don't like his shitty waifu

bring an orbital hand sander

It involves a wetsuit and a flashlight.

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>hahaha you're getting mad
>I mean not really but hahaha you are
Can you just... react normally to someone's disappointment, possibly just let it be, or is there some unwritten rule where you have to act like a cunt for no real reason?

The correct answer.

By picking you up and gently grinding you against her clit, of course.

Pic semi-related

If it wasn't for all the blood, period chunk, and mucus shit, I'd almost be turned on. Almost.

>oral sex with giant gf
That's.......... kind of hot!

Sup Forums board culture spills over to other boards.

hmm, yes I could work this...

What about muslcegrils instead?

I could totally get behind a big musclegril gf who could sweep me off my feet.. As long as she's gentle during sexy times. I like my pelvic bone in one piece, thank you.

>I like my pelvic bone in one piece, thank you.
Do you even snu snu.

I've broken my shitty bed underframe about three times now trying to recreate this exact masturbatory fantasy.

Wood u date a deaf super villain?

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Wood you bully one?

>I mean not really but hahaha you are
This sounds like the most passive aggressive "I'm totally NOT angry guys" response ever.

Super disappointing ending man.

IN A HEARTBEAT

So you can't, then. Alright.

i would wood one but not bully one

Shizune deserved to be bullied.

What is the ideal big girl movie?

Well thanks a lot OP, I have a boner now!!

Giants are all jobbers in comics.

Gigantic

But are they worse than psycics?

At least psychics have the occasional moment of RAAARGH IM ANGRY AND MY NOSE IS BLEEDING SO IM GOING TO REMEMBER THAT I HAVE ALL THESE POWERS AND DEFEAT THE ENTIRE TEAM/ARMY OF EVIL GUYS AHHHHHHHH

Giants don't have this. Pure jobbers 24/7

[stolen from /aco/]
>Tiny protag gets separated from his party in a foreign land
>Wanders around until he gets accidentally trod on by a qt giant girl
>He wakes up in a giant bed with a giant face hovering above
>Spooked of her, tries to squirm but too weak
>She's ridden with guilt and offers to take care of him until he's better
>Slowly warming to her
>Light-hearted /comfy/ moments including some humour and adapting to his new size around the giant house, helping with chores etc
>Giant girl has some issue like all the other giant girls bully her and she needs to stick up for herself or some other problem that he helps solve
>Grow closer together
>DUN DUN
>His old party show up to 'rescue him'
>Some comedy moment where they gulliver her with ropes or something
>He realises he needs to return home
>They part, both distraught
>As he's returning realises he LOVES giant qt and that LOVE is MAGIC
>Runs back to her
>He ends up same place he was stepped on
>She's coming, but this time before he gets squished she hears him and moves her foot
>They embrace with tears streaming down their faces, admitting that they love each other despite their sizes
>Skip forward
>'I now pronounce you little man and wife'
>They kiss
>Pans over to seats
>All the aforementioned other giant girls each have a tiny party member in their lap
>Roll credits

Psyics get at least one o shit don't fuck with me moment. Also a "left opponent a drooling retard" closing if they're liked.

Giant its just jobbing or fetish.

... How, may I ask?

Don't we have surgery to make deaf people able to hear now?

depends on why but in some cases yes.

The problem now is the Deaf community hating 'Oral' Deaf people.

As in, if they prefer to lipread and play music/sing using technology to tell them if they're in tune or not the Deaf community hates them for promoting Oralism

I'd teach my deaf girlfriend all about "oralism".

Didn't Gulliver's Travel sort of answer that question?
Spoiler: Basically being a living dildo

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he soyboi, any smushing, mashing or grinding makes him think it is food, and therefor vore.

I like your gigant wife user. Always have been in to women that could lift me since the first time I was longer in hospital and could remember it.

Is there a micro girl superhero to counterbalance this?

Would you Have a villian's daughter?

Why the fuck are people always retarded like this

>hurr technology fixes our problems and makes us pretty much normal?
>ree this is destroying our sense of specialness!

i'm 60% sure its fake.

Why can't they use both?

google search tells me they're still butthurt over an old dispute where oralism was unfairly pushed hard on the deaf community

im pretty sure there's some pride to be had in there
it takes a while to learn that shit, heck it took me 3 years just to learn sign language Mainly because of THAT game

which game?

worst girl

Did you meet someone or a community, or did you literally just waifu it up?

this one
Emi is still best girl, Fite me

I would learn sign language just to be able to insult her.

>"Rent a movie"

This one should be "Mid-90s GF"

>pretty good
>"you decide to spend the rest of your life here"
And that's where I opt out.

As someone who took 2 years of sign language from a deaf person in a class that heavily pushed learning "Deaf Culture" I can assure you that this is absolutely 100% a real thing. Deaf mothers who get their kids a conchular implant that allows them to (somewhat) hear are considered literal Hitlers by a large portion of the Deaf community.
Also fun fact I learned: a disproportionate amount of deaf people have daddy issues.

>Mid-90s
It's based on Hotline Miami.

oh, would I!

here you go buddy

Exactly, there 2 too many vore shit in there

vore and gore make giantess a shit fetish

Giving her a sensual foot massage when she comes back from a day of villainy.

>Deaf mothers who get their kids a conchular implant that allows them to (somewhat) hear are considered literal Hitlers by a large portion of the Deaf community.

Jesus, 'muh specialness' so I'm going to fuck my kid up for life

This is literally like BFG except being a shitty romance instead of the magic of wonder.

Disgusting right?

>2/13 statements are vore related
and that's 2 too many

The Big Fuckable Giantess.

Where is the super villain in the pic?

Did you know that Macrophilia is very common in people with social anxiety and/or asperger?

I came into this thread expecting either a big girls thread, a super gf thread, or a legendary shitposting fest.

I am somehow dissappointed anyways.

If you want to see shitpost you just have to ask for it dude

>or is there some unwritten rule where you have to act like a cunt for no real reason?

FUCK YOU you win the thread.

>trash talking giant robots
>villainess

Not for me desu

Without hesitation, yes

you're killing me here

yes please

absolutely

She’s a damned master thief. She stole my heart.

Gay. Give me a 8 foot tall Amazon orc ogre girl. None of that vore shit. Death by snu snu not as poo poo.

>retard is more likely to be into weird shit
>said pervy retard is willing to admit it
seems legit

>pubes is lightly showing

No, I'd rather hench for an incompetent supervillainess.

Work her clit like a speedbag

What can you do that a high powered vibrator couldn't?
Cook food?

Anyone have a vampire gf one?

Cuddle afterwords and show her affection.

I'd take either of these at this point.

Same. When you're desperate you're desperate.

give giant gf pls

No gf for you

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WHAT