The most serious newspaper in Norway:
>Putin will annex the shit out of the Swedish island of Gotland
>Then they will annex the shit out of the baltic states
>Then they're coming for us
>We should immediately increase military spending to please Trump
Looks like we're fucked
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thesun.co.uk
>tfw no military
Suicide bombers doesn't count.
Idk, mujahadeen did OK against Russia in the 80s.
Of course, Obama killed their heroic leader, so no help there.
THANKS OBAMA
You're not fucked, it just means that being a hard negotiator WORKS.
>"Hey um-uhuhuhuhuh NATO could you uh-uh increase spending okie dokie?
No
>"Okey dokie"
>"If you guys try and be freeloaders and not spend the 2% GDP minimum on your defense budget we're going to leave you out to dry"
Oh fuck alright shit sorry Mr. President we'll do that.
> Gotland
kek
> "Got land? Good because I'm coming to annex your shit"
Are you ready for liberation?
Western media is so fucking autistic. Leave us alone.
This whole narrative is to prepare people for greater spending on NATO when Der Trumpenfuhrer tells them he is not their keeper next year.
If Govts get approval for increased military spending it will be less of a shock and they will look a little less like assclowns when Trump tells them how its going to be.
Eaxctly.
Are you?
>spend all money on muzzies
>no defence budget
Wow
There is not a single large norwegian newspaper that isn't left-wing sjw propaganda. Never trust journalists. I wonder why they are so interested in fucking up our country? Indoctrinating children from kindergarten into adults who just willingly gives our country away. It blows by mind, and something needs to happen. The problem is that the countermovement is not even close to strong enough.
250.000+ mujahedeen vs 110.000(peak) soviets
180.000 mujahedeen dead or missing or injured, running away to pakistan because afraid of uzbek and tajik speznas.
vs 14,453 killed soviets (total) and whole country being under control of soviet regime and soviet puppets in afgan goverment.
>mujahadeen did OK
>Yfw your countries defence strategy is to hope that you're too insignificant to invade.
Y-you guys don't think the Russians want anything to do with us, r-right?
>mujahadeen
>well funded fanatic warriors with nothing to lose
>norwegians...
Need I say more?
You say that like increased military spending is a bad thing
If Russia invaded us it would at least stop muslim immigration.
>>Putin will annex the shit out of the Swedish island of Gotland
No he won't. Jesus that is stupid.
Haha cucks BTFO. At least Estonia is already at the level of military spending mandated by NATO.
Russia wants your color green. All of it.
dagbladet.no
Norwegian Newspaper Dagbladet:
>You gotta feel depressed looking at this picture
>They're white
>They're tall
>They're thin
hahahaha. written by pic related
we do have
document.no
frieord.no
but they're not big enough.
Nah, they will invade you with their chechen units. Prepare to be culturally enriched ONCE AGAIN.
Not really, we would just have churkas instead.
I'd say it's vastly preferable to middle eastern and african ones though.
Å fyfaen, klarer ikke trynet til ho der.
Except that they never controlled more than half of the country and poured an endless stream of equipment and money into this shithole without ever having gained anything from it.
Russians will take anyone who is weak enough. And with them growing in military capability, 'weak' is encompassing more and more countries.
You guys were planning on increasing military spending before this, right? Trump being a diety was just a meme, you don't have to immediately do what he says months before his presidency.
>be putin
>sent russians to a place he wants to take
>make referendum to become part of russia
>they all vote for
>not even one bullet was shot
>continue untill your claygrabbing is satisfied.
kek I'm a churka.
HA HA is this how it looked when we did it? Fucking Hillary needs to kys herself DESU
they actually did control it except few mountains
but usa spent to much money that they decided this money should stay in arab hands to make usa butthurt.
thatswhat happend usa demanded money back from osama but he refused. now countless taxes wasted.
usa wanted economical war but got themselfs trapped.
Messing with leprechauns always ends badly, so no.
>Kronikk
Kys
The Norwegian army is a joke. The norwegian government is a fucking joke. Norwegian media is a joke and can not be trusted. 90% of the norwegian people are brainwashed leftists.
Russia will not invade, even if they did the politicans and army admit that they will just let them have the entire north of norway anyway
>dfn du har isolert deg selv så lenge fra norsk MSM at du ikke vet nyeste snakkis og meme-personas
Jeg har ærlig talt ikke peiling på hvem hun er, ikke at jeg gir meg en faen heller
>iam churka
G-d bless you
Well, to be fair, they did control the cities. But the cities are only a small part of the actual country.
Thanks based Russia
Jeg vet ikke hvem de er om de ikke blir brevet i Norgetråden fåvæ
Dette også fåvæ
bilde relatert.
Norge trenger en meme war..
More like your newspapers are retarded.
Keep believing your fearmongering overlords and keep importing more Ahmeds though.
All this "they will annex the baltics" shit goes around since the 90's and you still believe it.
Norway and Sweden are irrelevant to us, you are not needed and are uninteresting.
Don't delude yourself.
at least you have Gaypoliser
Through out the campaign, media as VG, Aften etc has kissed Hillarys as so much as they can
What is relevant to you?
Fear sells.
Its not a bad thing, bud saying we have to increase it, only because trump got elected is stupid. When it was hillary who wanted a no fly-zone in syria. And threaten Russia multiple times
this can't be real
>Norgetråden
Hvordan er gutta der nå? Har det blitt med Sup Forumsish nå? Fine tall forresten
Vg was the worst in attacking Trump, you can see it in the pictures they chose, always a bad one of drumpf vs a good one of Hellary.
The faggots in VG hate his guts.
The only good thing VG did was catch those pedos, but they are as almost all media, infested with liberal fags, gay twisted seitgeist shit
>Russia annex Sweden
>Russia kills and lock up all liberals, homosexuals, degenerates etc.
>20+ years later we get our country back and NatSoc takes power
sounds like a good plan to me
Vi trenger en krig mot SJW, PK media og andre liberale/sosialister. Hoyre og FRP må få rent flertall ved valget i 2017! (Jeg sier ikke at de vil fikse alt, men det er det eneste valget vi har).
Translation:
We need a war against SJW, politically correct media and other liberals/socialists. The two right wing parties need to gain majority in the 2017 election! (I am not saying they will fix everything, but it's the only choice we have).
I came here to post this
Is there a informationwar resistance in norway?
Is it document.no and frieord.no?
Anyone active? Want to be?
Er dritt for tida fåvæ, Norgeboo er tilbake.
Har også fått en veldig veldig goyal alkoholisert, arbeidslos animenazist fra Rogaland da.
I hear you brother
>We should immediately increase military spending to please Trump
This is true.
>tfw these smug fuckers think we're just gonna let Russia move troops across our borders and annex our neighbors
Hurts just a little bit desu familia.
norgesavisen.no is pretty good.
Thanks, never seen that site.
I'm thinking that we should advertise these sites,both in realworld, with stickers, and spamming social media and comment sections..
It could make a difference.
meanwhile putin and trump are best buds.
I don't think you understand what is happening user.
As long as you don't fuck with the russians (georgia, chechenia, ukraine...) they will not fuck with you.
We used to sell them lots of stuff BEFORE the sanctions. Food, machines, services...
because of the sanctions Europe was cut from a market.
Russians will not threaten you in any possible way. Sure sometimes they send a plane or two...
But did you know even during the cold war these plane's pilots used to play together, like doing signs of respect, funny displays, showing signs of mutual understanding and generally having a good time ?
I don't fear russians at all.
OUR FLAGS ARE MADE OF THE SAME COLOURS.
I should, but i still have a hard time coming out as a right wing populist/nationalist with extreme ideas as compared to most norwegians.
The media is supressing people like us. It makes ashamed of our political stances, when we should be proud.
We are in financial crisis.Conquering and annexing european countries takes money and manpower we don't have.
Crimea was already basically Russia and we still spend SHITLOAD of money on it. We would gain nothing, will need to spend a lot more than we have and probably will be completely cutoff from world economy after this. Our people don't care about baltics and even less about norway so there is no political gain for government from conquering them. Also there is no propaganda going against them.
Nato going at war against us is much more realistic, but hillary will not be in power so both you and us can sleep without worry for some time.
>Norge er et muslimsk styrt land
Ser at det er hysteri i denne avisen også.
Yeah, i don't fear the Russians..
I fear the slow mental poison of the leftist media, the atheist gay agenda, making men into women and women into men.
Slowly but surely ppl are loosing their minds
Do agree with this, Could be fear mongering, we know western media isn't really friendly towards russia.
The most serious newspaper in Norway is exatly right. And you can't do anything about it btw because Trump will abandon Europe. This is his core belief that the USA shouldn't protect others.
>We should immediately increase military spending to please Trump
holy FUCK
not even inaugurated and western countries are already spending more money on defence
SAY IT WITH ME
UNDER BUDGET
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
Russian flag doesn't have nearly as much white.
If you have good friends it shouldn't matter. My best friend voted fucking SV and I like to put on lit nazi-propaganda when drunk. No rifts between us.
>muh Putin
it's China we should worry about you absolute cucks
That's been sweden for 25 years
UNDER BUDGET
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
FUCK THE EUROPEAN KEKOLDS
Yeah, i hear you. Same thing for me.
I'ts hard to get into the fakebook and twitter without getting alot of heat, as u must use ur real name.. i am looking into getting fake accounts though.
But, if one gets stickers ordererd, it costs almost nothing, and you can put them up when no one is watching.
We are looking at a great shift in global politics right now. When Trump and Putin start cooperating the rest of NATO will follow. The cold war is finally over. We should not be fighting or mistrusting each other. Europe, the US, and Russia needs to stick together.
>Russia invades Norway
>They start getting shot down by their chechen allies
>Putin gets angry and invades Chechnya
>Diiverting his forces makes it much harder to occupy the nordic Countries
>Loses the great northern war 2.0
Increase your military spending then you damn leech.
>Baltics
We will defend Estonia, they meet the 2% requirement.
The reward doesn't seem to be worth it either. The resources obtained from invading the Baltics and the Nordic countries doesn't seem to be able to compensate the cost of keeping those under control, especially considering it'd mean the end of all economical relationships with Europe.
slow down jew, you haven't finished palestine yet.
Wut?
>As long as you don't fuck with the russians (georgia, chechenia, ukraine...) they will not fuck with you.
"..." is the growing number of countries OP is talking about. Soon not fucking with Russia will be synonymous with recognizing Europe is Russia's.
What kind of pussy are you? Just express your opinions politely and maybe try not to start yelling "HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG" immediately, just do it gradually and maybe start with your friends
you'll be fine no worries
I don't have good friends, but i have always been afraid of being myself. Trump has inspired me to try to better my life though, so we'll see.
If Trump gets friendlier with Russia and forces the sanctions to be removed then Putin's Ukraine safari would have paid off(It will also make him way more popular). This would make him more likely to try something like that again.
>Trump has inspired me
Same here norbro. Hope you succeed.
damn nigga, I meant those chechnya people. Not you guys. Please change the name of your country
>Aftenposten
Well our parties were actually agreeing to increase military spending by a lot prior to the election results. Now some people and parties are calling for renegotiation to increase it even more.
We are not that far from doing our NATO oblig.
Why do you have no friends? I thought Scandinavian people are rich and friendly.
I think this country is better than we give it credit for.
I convinced my family that Trump was allright.
When everybody else was panicking, they could be calm.
I paid extremely close attention to the whole election..
www.drudgereport.com
www.breitbart.com
infowars.com
www.freerepublic.com
Gotta say though, i aint a a racist.
I just see the muslim danger, and that africans have major software issues due to bad early programming. Its culture for me, not physics.
Its Software, not hardware.
Or you could just increase military spending to please Trump, you pussy.
Are you on something? I was exactly wondering about Chechens who fucking love current regime in Russia.
Better than most of the big newspapers 2bh.
VG is full of trash
Dagbladet is full of trash AND have a leftist agenda.
>implying you don't want to see sweden sacked.
Your media is going full-Stalin, fuck off.
I don't care anymore. I don't know who is right, but it's obvious MSM lies in the West.
I don't hate anyone, Russians or Americans or anyone. Can't we just live in peace.
You basically have to grow up with someone.
Beware of swedish retaliation
It's hard to get to know people here. People are mostly friends with the same people they've always known. Having bad self-confidence and somewat social-anxiety isn't helping. But as i said, Trump has inspired me to better my life.
VG and Dagbladet are gay-liberal agenda papers, but they are Tabloid.
Aftenposten is worst, because they try to appear as LEGIT, when only spouting / regurgitating reuters.com
A person i would like to see get some heat is Marie Simonsen. She wrote some terrible anti trump articles.. See her twitter
twitter.com