Can this man get any more based?

Can this man get any more based?

that was probably the smartest tweet he made so far
I'm pretty sure his advisors made him say that :^)

Amazing

>small groups

BTFO

>for our great country
are you kidding me

he runs an entire campaign saying how he'll making america great again

but once he gets elected the first thing he does is saying america is already great

biggest con man of all time

>I'll make it great again
>*gets elected*
>see look, it's great!

fuck trump

probably

Has Dilbertman commented on this yet?

>literally thousands of people shouting "fuck off and die" on the streets
>he twists it into something positive in less than 140 characters
Fucking madman. If anyone can Make America Great Again, it's him.

THIS

CTR still on the payroll? WOW, sad!

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Our country is now great. We elected Trump. Deal with it, faggot.

How much do they pay you?

77^77th degree Jurassic Era time warp hopscotch

Hahahah.. fuck you
Globalists never lose no matter who wins.

>small groups

Oh this is going to piss them off lol

This isn't a master persuader this is a God of Banter.

3D chess guis.

>small groups
The media here have been making the protests look large

Noticed them come back in force over the last few hours. Seems they only disappeared for like a day or 2 at most. Probably awaiting new orders ugh. We really have to stop them once and for all. Where is Pepe!

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>come together

NWO exposed

The paychecks from Brock will probably stop coming in the next few weeks.

I wonder what Been Fishing Bane is up to now?

T O P K E K

this needs to be meme'd everywhere

We're reaching expertise of shitposting that shouldn't even be possible.

Jesus Christ, he really will be the Shitposter in Chief.

Truly, we are in the best timeline.

It's called being presidential.

He can say the most inane bullshit and you would all gladly lap it up straight off his balls.

That's our God emperor for you.

Right now, Trump is being reconciliatory. He has to offer the olive branch to look like the better guy/. The left will not accept it though. They will continue to chimp act and paint themselves as being unable to be reasoned with. this will serve as casus belli when Trump is forced to bring about the right wing death squads and BTFO them all

Who the fuck is still paying you?

ICE BURN

wtf i hate trump now

What is this?

Who is this guy?

Pretty funny.

We are still great. But we can be greater.

But, user, it was the journey that made America great again.

>small groups

It's a subtle dig

5D Chinese checkers

That's a damn good tweet.

>saying he will come together with violent rabid chimps
>not promising to gun them down
That's not what I was rooting for!
Remove kebab, remove liberal.
Give me happenings!

at some point these leftist will run out of steam, right?

My sides

He has to get in office first. I'd imagine he would just go after the people funding the protests before he goes after individual chimps.

Could business owners sue them for their damaged property? Just wondering.

Kek wills it!

Holy fook

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You would like to see that, but that ain't gonna happen.
Furthermore, Mr. Media Slave, you probably did that with Hillary despite her being a murderer, child-rapist, child-murderer, child-trafficker, and satanist.

when i first glanced at his name i thought it said "michael phelps" and i was thinking how and when in the holy hell did an olympian come out that way

TOP BANTz

i chirped at him on tiwtter the other day, he never messaged me back

Comments like this don't work anymore. He's Pres now.

Hi carl, take aids skrillex also

>He does it for free

In the last 72 hours. 4 of my facebook accounts have been shut down. Both my twitters have been locked and I'm about to be kicked off youtube.
I have no where left to meme

That's about 1,500 facebook "friends" and 500 followers on twitter.
My socks have been put out to wash

>i thought it said "michael phelps"
haha I did too

top fucking kek

Actually, this is brilliant. He realizes that groups of liberals are taking to the streets, burning down their own liberal cities, screaming fuck white people and kill the police, and making the liberals look bad. Hell yeah, I'd encourage them to riot more.

I don't think so, in the best timeline this wouldn't have been necessary. Or maybe this vindication is what makes it the best.

>tfw Donald starts flip flopping from tweet to tweet fully aware that the entire world is watching his twitter feed as he explores realms of shitposting never seen by human beings before
>tfw he tweets in an hour that he's given the police carte blanche to gun down anyone that takes to the streets tonight

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How is this faggot any different than Obama. They are out attacking whites and rioting in the streets and richboy Trump and President Nigger just down play it as harmless enthusiasm.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

KEK VULT!

Thank FUCKING god he tweeted this. The last one made him sound like a child.

Kek wills it

has XKCDman?

>"small..? b-but thats all the protesters I can afford..." thought Soros, and for an instant the man who fancied himself a god was afraid

Guys how amazing is it that we have a legitimate shirposter as the president?

> small groups

That's smug dismissal is everything I want.

Don't need to gun them down. Those liberals are doing god's work, unintentionally. They're destroying liberal neighborhoods.

Quads confirm, a plan worthy of being called Trump's.

You missed a few steps there pal, let me fix it for you

>"I'll make it great again"
>gets elected
>mass tranny suicides
>california asks for secession
>blaxit takes rap music and the obamas with them
>SJWs turning on white women
>muslims deporting themselves
>"see look, it's great!"

You know how the far right say that "xenophobia, racism, misogyny" have been so over used that they don't mean anything any more?

Yeah about that "CTR" bullshit you guys keep using........

will he still be making these kind of tweets under the @POTUS handle?

I read that as Michael Phelps. Nearly lost my shit

No it's not.

See this shit right here? This makes me rock hard. This is why Trump won the election and played the media like absolute chumps. This isn't some meme like 3D/4D chess that we've been pushing around on Sup Forums for the past 6 months, this is straight up emotional manipulation of Hillary supporters and media manipulation of far left publications

>Love the fact
He's turning a negative piece of leftist propaganda in to a positive and talking about how he's not bothered by it - rather he embraces it as an American.
>Small groups
He's refusing to do what the media did to his supporters in the election run up, wherein they labeled all rowdy Trump supporters in to the same violent bag. He's also refusing to legitimize that these "protests" make up a significant number of Hillary supporters
>Passion for our great country
He's reinforcing that the right to free speech is an American right and he doesn't have anything negative to say about the supporters themselves, rather that they are just exercising their rights as American citizens
>We will all come together and be proud!
He's leaving the situation on a positive and offering an olive branch, while not embracing the negativity of the situation.

The other tweet he sent out where he chooses to affix this situation to media propaganda is also an interesting one. But this one here, this is just straight brilliance and the media can't fucking react to it without showing how biased they are.

Beautiful.

Ferguson... and nothing of importance was lost.

Good'ol Donald :) he's still Papa Troll, such classic refined trolling.

We have not even begun to win
>depths of their immorality

Forgot to mention all the liberals dying of dehydration and sodium deficiency

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he fucking kneecapped them

desu senpai, in the best timeline we'd all be chilling in the garden of eden.

>Stocks are up 2 days in a row
>Russia ready to mend relationships
>Syria wants to mend relationships
>Canada ready to renegotiate NAFTA
>Mexico ready to renegotiate NAFTA

I have no idea why he would perceive the country as already getting better. Still no word when Trump will get his Nobel Prize, though.

MFW the Liberals are now redpilling inadvertantly

Can someone please screencap this for a mobile faggot like myself?

Because Trump can't do anything until January.

FUCKING SAVAGE

WHO IS THIS MAN

My sides have hereby reached Proxima Centaury.

Beautiful isn't it? Totally wrecking their own turf. It's feels good to win and win hard. Bliss.

The don is one smooth motherfucker. It's perfect. He's squeaky clean and they're covered in shit.

Imagine if the popular vote does go his way

Carl the Cuck, everyone.

Shadilay

that's fucking great

> the God emperor playing 8D chess

Based as fuck

> tfw when 20 away

licklicklicklicklick

The ones in Chicago, San fransisco, and New York City have been around 2-3 thousand people, just judging by the scope of the reported damage, but yeah, that's still pretty small.

much love for him

nohomo

Literally the front page of reddit you retards are lapping up.

Kek will it. Patience, my friends.

>>california asks for secession
It literally cannot and will not happen.
Fucking delusional SJWs. SF ruining the state.