Write the series finale

write the series finale

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Brian dies

Everyone just finally stops paying even the slightes of attention to it and it quietly dies alone like it deserves

Stewie finally comes out of the closet

should have ended with the episode when louis killed stewie

They all die in a non climatic fashion. Like a gas cooker blows the house up.
Does it even matter at this point?
No one watches it for decent comedy plots they just watch for the stupid cut aways.

Intro
Interior Griffin House
Lois: "I can't believe its all ending"
Peter: "this reminds me of the last time we got cancelled. . ."
*cut to the beginning of the last episode before their first cancellation*
*play that entire episode*
*cut back to Griffin House*
Peter: "you know what, yeah, this is justified"
*cut to black*

Stan wakes up and says he had a terrible nightmare.

That would not surprise me the fucking slightest. Or its just a mash up of all the best moments instead of playing the full episode

eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

HEY BETER

it's just a crazy battle royale where every single character tries to kill each other

He tried to in one of the Thanksgiving episodes, because he needed to cause a distraction while [B]eter went to find a turkey but he stopped when they burst in with a turkey.

damn you. i was going to write that.

Kek

For contrived reasons they have to battle their was back through the past to the first episode to make Stewie a super genius, as the episode goes on they fight a calvalcade of call backs, maybe even something where they get drawn into an older episodes cut aways, or escape a fight by making a cutaway.
Eventually only one of them is left to give Stewie his super smarts before dieing, cut to the start of the first episode.
The series is now an unending loop of mediocrity, as it should be.

17 minute earsplitting musical number about sexual harassment in the workplace followed by a cut scene of the entire staff getting fired. fade to black.

Chris goes on a shooting spree at his local school in a trench coat. At the end all the dead people get up and starting dabbing+nae naeing alongside jesus. Then Peter comes in naked and we all see his uncensored dick.

The episode is considered extremely controversial and makes them a boatload of money off merchandise sales afterwards.

I've faped to worse

The Griffins finally notice that nothing changes in their world and they eventually realize they're not real, so they make a journey to the Fox animation studio and kill everyone inside so they they can finally be in charge of their own destiny
The "New and Improved" Family Guy is written by Peter, and it's so bad that it gets cancelled after one episode

I'd rather have Seth write it

He hasn't been invested in the show for years and the Orville shows he's still capable of a decent plot with some emotion alongside the gags

I wasn't really tying to disgust you

The family is put into a deadly situation.
They barely make it out alive.
In a touching moment they all hug each other and talk about the value of family.
Then something comes along and kills them in a brutal, gory way.
The camera stays on their corpses for about 10 seconds then the ending theme plays.
This isn't even me trying to be edgy, I feel like they'd actually do something like this.

I'm surprised they haven't done an episode where Chris or Meg becomes a school shooter.

Meg certainly has a big enough reason to.

not too far from the truth

Its a telethon that ultimately ends up a flop or takes an unexpected turn even though in the end everyone seems to think it was a success.

And then the funny rape man comes on screen and say "That's all fucks!" and proceed to rape the corpses.

This, 100%

why would a show that never goes anywhere need a finale

>You truly are the Family guy,Peter

I would unironically enjoy it if they simply ended it like the sopranos.

show the giant chicken slowly approaching Peter from the background and then just have the screen fade to black.
Dont even roll credits or play the outro theme.
It just "ends" in a final refrence

There was an episode where they fight/kill most of the students in the cafeteria, I kid you not, though guns were not involved.

That actually sounds really good.

Well thanks user, honestly it was kinda hot

Everyone dies.

Well jee user you're most certainly welcome, it was a pleasure

>stewie no where to be seen
>chris kills himself
>brian dies of an STD
>peter and lois break up
>peter still continues his wild lifestyle
>lois realizes how boring her life is as a middle aged woman
>meg has a good job, a few kids, but kevin beats her every night because of iraq
>at the end of the episode future stewie, who grew up to be Rick Sanchez debates on fixing the past or not
>but turns on interdimentional cable instead
>Griffin family sitting around the table eating
>no jokes
>no gags
>peter looks at the camera and says "nono, thats the end"
>fade to black
but then again Disney is a thing now
>family has one last adventure
>bonded
>all learned something
>quick cutaways of everyone all grown up with nice lives
>peter and lois hold hands in a sunset

Stewie and Brian go back in time and convince Seth Macfarlane to make his flight on 9/11. This causes a time paradox which erases everything except the first three seasons.

The best end would be if stewie gets fucked by brian

Peter trips up and goes aaaaahhhhhh sssssss aaaaaaaahhhhh sssssssss aaaaaaaaahhhhh sssssssssss aaaaaaaahhhhhhh ssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh sssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh ssssssssssss aaaaaaaahhhhhh sssssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaahhhhh ssssssss for 22 minutes straight

Holy shit this one could actually be plausible
>Disney exec comes in and tells them that they're going to be giving a spinoff to one of the characters
>Everyone starts fighting each other to be the only person left in Quahog so Disney will have to choose them
>Chicken Fight styled fights but with every single character, all rolled out so they can have one last cameo, even one off characters
>Peter is laying in a pool of blood in the back of the house discovering he's won
>The city has been destroyed and is starting to be cleared
>Disney World styled barriers are set up to block off portions of things
>a new sign is put up
>Future Home of Simpsons World

>Family Guy is no longer making money
>they have to figure out new ways to become relevant or get canceled
>try all sorts of stupid shit to reinvent the show, none of which work out
>Brian pulls a speech, regarding that good times have come through the show, and it's time to make it end with those happy memories, or else, it will be a 30 season long piece of shit, noone cares about anymore
>everyone stops and thinks about it
>Peter then says "I rather keep making money, I don't give a fuck about quality", breaking the tone of the speech
>rest of the family agrees
>one final idea comes up
>Ke$ha's Tik Tok animated with all characters singing it
>halfway through the video, Peter says "ok, this is pointless, let's just end it already"

And so does everyone else.

you said it, user

"Remembah the time we had a tv show?"

THIS

THEY TRULY WERE A FAMILY GUY

[Green Day’s Time of Your Life plays over the credits]

Brian finally pops Stewie's butt cherry. The end.

>Hey everyone, let's sing the Griffin Family song!
>Oh Petah, you're such a Family Guy!
>Ehehehe, I guess I am.
>"It seems today, that all you see..."
Fade to black. Roll credits.

I can see this happen, except in the end cartoon-Seth comes in and says something stupid and unfunny before the fade to black.

Meg does a dogville and has the mob kill the entire population of caughog for treating her like shit for years.

Peter goes back in time and causes the events of the "Dead Bart" Creepypasta to happen

They make an episode about Stewie running a nazi deathcamp reenactment at his preschool and it gets them cancelled.

Peter get ipad

The Griffin family all have their own fantasies about where they see themselves and their friends in twenty years.
They argue about it for a while, and then Peter decides that they should settle the matter by getting the help of Jesus Christ.
Just as Jesus is finally about to show them their true future, it cuts to black.

Not sure about the plot itself but the very end of the episode it should be one final climatic fight between Ernie and Peter ala Neo Vs smith from Matrix revolution.

Brian brutally kills everyone, eats them, and shits them out on Quagmire's doorstep. Everyone cheers for him. Credits.

I love it. Everyone dies, including the town itself.

Meg dies near the beginning.

Lois gets offed by Bonnie right before Stewie can. Chris lasts for a long while until the Giant Chicken takes him out.

In the end it comes down to two scenes:

Peter and the Giant Chicken which leads to the final scene of Peter lying in his own blood.

Stewie in the high school versus all remaining prominent secondary characters and Brian. It ends with him atop a pile of bodies, triumphant and laughing as he readies a killing blow on Brian. Cue Meg who faked her death calmly looking up at the two of them. She smiles, waves, and reveals a button from behind her back.

As she presses it she declares "We all deserve to die" with a smile.

Close up on Stewie and Brian's faces as the school explodes and their bodies are rendered to chunks of flesh and bone

Brian meddles with stewie's time machine again. Causes a false vacuum that erases the entire universe except for "it's funny cause it's true" guy who floats around and says "the show collapsed under its own mediocrity. iiiit funny cause it's true."

Episode has the cast meet Larry and a younger, 1995 live action Seth
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as well as Steve youtube.com/watch?v=wuSu07KiMjs
We see live action Seth talk about his dream of this story and how much it has changed over time, but he is finished with the show and used it as a learning experience to improve his art over time, and it is time to close this chapter of his life. We get a "Garfield 9 lives"-esque ending youtu.be/K6pkrwR3P8Q?t=425 with Seth interacting with his creations one last time.

Peter dies in some horrific way, and the entire cast tries to find out who did it. Takes the entire episode to find out that Peter faked his death as a prank and then he accidentally kills himself, nothing is said as all the characters walk away unamused.

Lois gets gangraped

Perfect

Peter joins isis and flies a commercial airliner into the White House. Cut to Trump, who is shown shitposting on twitter at a Trump Tower. He receives the news of what has transpired and that it was Peter who did it. Enraged, he orders the destruction of Rhode Island. The rest of the episode is various U.S military forces bombing the shit out of Rhode Island, including a Covenant cruises glassing it in the end.
Cut to Peter's charred skeleton in the ruins of the white house. The image remains static for sixteen seconds, at which point the skull suddenly turns to camera and yells "EHEHEHE FRICKIN' SHWEET".
Cue ending credits.

Peter raping a young child for 30 minutes and seth coming on after peter finishes stating that what he produced was art and how he demands an oscar for showing an animated televised episode of child rape.

30 minutes of Conway Twitty

Freddie Freaker starts dancing in their living room

This would be a really shit ending but it somehow fits the show so I'd be weirdly okay with it.

Peter spends the episode gunning down the rest of his family.

At the end he's longer a Family Guy, just a guy.

peter is sent to prison for his murders and pedophilia, is given lethal injection.

Brian writes his manifesto and goes on a killing spree ending with him being killed during a shoot.

Lois goes back to the porn industry and taking hard drugs only to end up in old lady abuse humiliation porn.

chris ends up being homeless and is shunned by the town of quahog because of his family

meg moves out of quahog with quagmire in marriage, but ends up in an abusive relationship him.

stewie gets taken away from child protective protective services because of lois' neglection. ends up being adopted by a gay couple in langley falls

The fact that only stewie gets some sort of happy ending is weirdly touching

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