What DID he see?
What DID he see?
Satan
Goatse
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Obama's big hands.
THEY showed him the video they show all presidents after JFK
moloch
some shit
>tfw they show you the aliens
>tfw they prove you the moon landing was faked
>tfw you learn 9/11 was an inside job
>tfw they tell you who killed JFK and that they'll do the same to you if you don't fall in line
obama told him about the moon landings, roswell and biggie and tupac
He showed him Michelle's BIG hands.
Obama turned off his hologram.
Well since he is in the white house meeting the soon former president it finally dawned on him that he manage to do something that even he thought wasn't possible, beating Hillary big league. Trump got stumped by his own fanbase basically.
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the gravity of becoming president
actually fucking doing it
meeting obama for the first time
obama bending the knee to try and starve off prosecution
eing in the white house
>realising it's all yours in January
>MK Ultra
>Super Soldier Program
>Aliens/ Alien Defense Program
>Tupac
>Elvis
>Obama's Reptilian Form
>The Jewish Cabal
It could have been anything desu
>tfw you're about to become the mightiest man on the planet
Ayys are Demons
The reptillians who control the world. He had to agree that he will be in their service.
The mortgage on the white house is in foreclosure.
probably thrown in a chamber of lolis and not allowed to leave until he raped one. now they have dirt on him
you think they told him about tupac???
Checked.
Nothing he didnt expect.
>now now mister trump, our of all the special secrets we told yah, make sure you dont say anything about our high flying assets.
News confrence
Trump
>so blah blah blah, high flying assets.
They showed him the huge amount of support Sup Forums gave him.
He realised that people from across the globe actually love him.
Oh and ayy lmaos
a NIGGER cook
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah.
The Illuminati were like "You work for us now and we will-" then trump is like "Excuse me"
He found out Ayy lamo is real.
He is probably phased out, thinking how he will refurnish the White House and if he can fit a minigolf course in the front yard
They showed him that Jeb actually won in a landslide so he has to just be a straw man president while Jeb does the real decision making.
This guy
Fug. Sup Forums stumped the Trump.
I don't know why, but I feel like this picture is relevant.
A colored tenant running down a great piece of real estate.
Also, some shoddy stucco.
The illuminati is going to kill trump
He had to listen to Obama for over an hour.
Most people get sick of that after 5 minutes.
All the state secrets.
Post yfw when Trump goes full disclosure.
He was told about the aliens.
First white house briefing is ALWAYS alien disclosure.
He saw that all the US economy is based on the métro dollars and war with middle east is forced to keep the métro dollar going.
He saw that his promises of peace with Russia and fighting against Isis can't be kept because of the jewish system the US are deep in.
Oh and ayyy lmao too.
MAGA
Checked and Kekd
praying to Kek
This.
Or pic related.
>So you're finally here Dahnald. I've been expecting you.
what happened to the real obama
last line mostly.
>throwing the pyramid
>tfw we all got played
Petro dollar* fuck auto correct
He was informed he's actually 1/128 black and 1/128 native.
Anime
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THE CULT OF PERSONALITY
Fucking lot of work.
If they only knew
Obongo would have tried to scare the shit out of him, he'll be okay though he has his people who have seen aĺl sorts of shit.
You'd have that look too if you had to spend the day listening to king nigger's bullshit.
>implying he won't hero for the futur
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>Jeb!'s color isn't turquoise
missed opportunity
He looks fucking terrified
This.If hillary won he couldve gotten those u.n. reparation bucks.
Happening now. This is Insane:
A Haitian pizza party
ayy lmao
I wish it would be only observing alien, but what if Deep space scan picked alien flotilla on the way to earth with some time to prepare?
Kill 'em all johnny
>He doesn't eat his daily guac
Digits confirm he saw satan
>he will be the last non-family member of Trump to ever tussle that hair
what a historic moment
Long version from less than an hour ago.
This is Democracy bitches, fuck Hillary.
No way is that a real cop. Look at the fucker's gut.
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
Obama made him watch Love Live for an hour and told him Chika was best girl. Trump being a decisive Dia supporter was baffled and unsure of how to approach the situation.
Obama ordered for 60k of Chicago pizza and hot-dogs.
Can confirm.
Once they're hired, some depts let them do whatever.
Michelle's benis
The smell of cocoa butter on Obama's office made him sick
Whatever they told him it is very, very bad. Just look at him. It was something evil against the interest of the American people.
He seen that project "irl waifu" is greatly behind schedule
>It was only a joke!
>I was just trying to promote the next season of The Apprentice
>SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
>WRONG
They surgically inserted a small bomb into his brain that can be remotely detonated at any time.
he went to hug michelle and felt her femenine benis brush against his inner thigh
>conspiracy tards
Man you guys are homosexual.
>oh they show you videos of aliens and jfk and blah blah blah, its real, because this guy on tv, who's never even been to the white house said so
Holy shit, you fags have more information about the presidency than the president. Turn off george noory, and those retarded 'inside info' shows on cable, spouting that horseshit makes you look like idiots.
The matrix
damn skyrim came out like 5 fuckin years ago man
this is my favorite theory
i like to beleive that he kept intentionally leaking stuff about himself to try to get people to stop voting for him, but we didnt stop and now hes president and he has no idea what to do
Obama prepping Soros in the kitchen.
apparently he went to the men's restroom and ran into michael obama taking a piss
he's cringing at that one time everyone saw him almost kiss Pence
>he found out they wuz kangs
>oh shit the get!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
nah, obama probs told him straight up everything is being run by the NWO and he has to tow the line or else
youtube.com
The secret space program
They introduced him to Space-Consular Tzkritch
He needs to go back
Our solar system is heading right into a black hole and there's nothing we can do about it
He "met" with the Ayy lmaos. Or actually all the intel we have thus far, situation is dire, but we do have some high flying assets.
He probably met the aliens.
I hope he has courage to tell us about this, to do something
Stay strong Donald. You can have my energy. There's one more fight to be had
he saw jimmy hoffa, JFK, and the pilots from the Flight 19
alien briefing
look up bob lazar and philip schneider
youtube.com
the other 5 angles of the Kennedy assassination