>man of steel
>he's not made out of steel
Man of steel
>batman
>zero bat powers
>worlds greatest detective
>that title would actually belong to detective chimp
>the dark knight
>only uses sword or rides a horse on very special occasions
>the dark knight
>doesn't ride a horse
Batman should be named Daredevil and Daredevil should be named Batman.
>Taserface
Oh wait, this one was done to shit.
>Fire-head girl
>Her hair is only on fire some of the time.
Now that's forced shilling
>the first family
>familial units already existed centuries before they did
They're not even the first "super family"
you've not read the comic it seems
>rides a cat instead
>Iceman, Iceman, does whatever ice can
>except melting
>X-Men
>there's also women
they are background cast.
>Iron Giant
>Is made out of an alien substance not iron
>is a golem not a giant
>X-Men
>Not filled with Post Op mtf women
Better?
>Iron - used figuratively as a symbol or type of firmness, strength, or resistance.
"her father had a will of iron"
synonyms: uncompromising, unrelenting, unyielding, unbending, resolute, resolved, determined, firm, rigid, steadfast, unwavering, steely; "an iron will"
>Giant - huge in size
Man of Baby's first photoshop filter
But that's the generic masculine.
It's perfectly fine.
>spiderman
> only 4 legs
I always assumed his weirdo self-repair was magnet based.
>Faggot - used figuratively as a symbol or type of gayness, homosexuality, or aids-containment.
"user was being a glorious golden faggot"
synonyms: gaywad, dicklover, bottombitch, user, assmuncher
Generic joke response calls for generic filter.
>Poison Ivy
Is much more toxic than any breed of Poison Ivy and does not tend to cause a rash when coming into direct contact with her.
Already looks better than the movie
Yeah! Wait, what?
>Deadpool
>the one thing he can’t do is die
>has nothing to do with pools
>the flash
>wears clothing in public
>Black Widow
>Is not a poisonous spider
>Very rarely murders her lovers