Man of steel

>man of steel
>he's not made out of steel

>batman
>zero bat powers
>worlds greatest detective
>that title would actually belong to detective chimp
>the dark knight
>only uses sword or rides a horse on very special occasions

>the dark knight
>doesn't ride a horse

Batman should be named Daredevil and Daredevil should be named Batman.

>Taserface
Oh wait, this one was done to shit.

>Fire-head girl
>Her hair is only on fire some of the time.

Now that's forced shilling

>the first family
>familial units already existed centuries before they did

They're not even the first "super family"

you've not read the comic it seems

>rides a cat instead

>Iceman, Iceman, does whatever ice can
>except melting

>X-Men
>there's also women

they are background cast.

>Iron Giant
>Is made out of an alien substance not iron
>is a golem not a giant

>X-Men
>Not filled with Post Op mtf women

Better?

>Iron - used figuratively as a symbol or type of firmness, strength, or resistance.
"her father had a will of iron"
synonyms: uncompromising, unrelenting, unyielding, unbending, resolute, resolved, determined, firm, rigid, steadfast, unwavering, steely; "an iron will"

>Giant - huge in size

Man of Baby's first photoshop filter

But that's the generic masculine.

It's perfectly fine.

>spiderman
> only 4 legs

I always assumed his weirdo self-repair was magnet based.

>Faggot - used figuratively as a symbol or type of gayness, homosexuality, or aids-containment.
"user was being a glorious golden faggot"
synonyms: gaywad, dicklover, bottombitch, user, assmuncher

Generic joke response calls for generic filter.

>Poison Ivy
Is much more toxic than any breed of Poison Ivy and does not tend to cause a rash when coming into direct contact with her.

Already looks better than the movie

Yeah! Wait, what?

>Deadpool
>the one thing he can’t do is die
>has nothing to do with pools

>the flash
>wears clothing in public

>Black Widow
>Is not a poisonous spider
>Very rarely murders her lovers