South Park

get in here now and talk about south park or else!

The Losing Edge was the best episode of the series.
>Randy is funny without the show being about him
>A and B plots tastefully converge at the end
>no political bullshit
>return of Kyle 2
>general sports movie parody that works well

few updates

if you like gay tops youll like the recent addition
also based crybaby having every version of him being at least playable

they need to redeem cartmans character in season 22
he was way to much of a bitch in season 21 even by cartman standards
and i want a satisfactory closure from cartmans end on the break up with heidi, not just leave it with a fake out suicide attempt infront of the whole town

This game really gets you with the trap of wasting all your precious resources on the first cards you get huh? Takes ages to invest in cards you get later

If you get to Legend in Phone Destroyer, can you derank to 35? Don't really know the thresholds and I'm being told you shouldn't rank too much if you plan to play without spending money.

that really looks like porn out of context

Can we talk about Kenny's immortality for a sec? So Kenny gets brought back to life everytime he dies by his mom giving birth to him again and again when he dies. Also everyone other than his parents have no memory of Kenny dieing all the time. So this all mean Kenny's immortality is only temporary until his mom dies? Wheather this affect his age or hell, the whole town from ageing is another issue but either way, Kenny's powers and origin story is way more interesting than a lot of cape comics.

>Also everyone other than his parents have no memory of Kenny dieing all the time
Cartman also knows Kenny dies constantly
>Kenny? Who cares about him, he dies all the time!

His immortality/"curse" is literally a result of his mother getting knocked up by the Big C Himself. It won't be broken so easily by his mother merely passing from this world. I wouldn't be surprised if it just binds her spirit to the earth perpetually, forcing her to birth Kenny over and over when he dies for all eternity.

>THAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH CAN ETERNAL LIE, AND WITH STRANGE AEONS EVEN DEATH MAY DIE

you have a stupid headcanon

Do you think with Hulu's growing interest with South Park, and CC's rumored medeling with the past few seasons they'll jump ship finally and move over to a streaming platform?

I agree, they should do more isolated episodic plots revolving around ridiculous shit that Matt and Trey experienced and dont like. Like the Ziplining episode. One of them had to have gone and hated it

I think we can assume that's been retconned at this point

Thanks. And you are one of the stupid cokcsucking retard's who drove off nearly every good poster in these threads.

>giving a shit about Pulu
Its not like there's a ton of other streaming sites you can watch SP for free on

>One of them had to have gone and hated it
Long story short

yeah, but at least you can get tickets from multiplayer and trade for money on butters shop.

I'm also struggling to win online now because the level of the cards vary a bunch now.

Seeing as it's consistently the 2nd most popular show on Hulu, I'm sure they want South Park to stay.

>Consistently Second most popular show on hulu
I belive it, either I rewatch episodes or put it as background noise while playing vidya

Did they stealth buff Dark Mage Craig or something? I always found him kinda useless.
I'm hoping they fix best Craig so his Poison actually deals 5 ticks instead of only 4, would be great for baiting purify

depends, if you swap themes you should just be struggling with coins, if you dont invest in poor early cards and focus only on tier stuff early on you should be well off for the future

anyone who tells you the game is pay2win is a retard, many top 50 players are f2p and im currently going for top 100 as a f2p player as well
no you cant derank from legend back to silver to answer your question

so with how dominant the zen cartman + angel wendy candy otp stall strategy is aoe damage dealers are a lot better since they can target the zen but still be able to damage the cards around him, also with the popularity of rats, gnomes, and catapult timmy

the reason dank mage craig is better than a card like nathan is because of energy costs and attack speed

every theme is now at a pretty strong lvl tho so it feels nice and balanced if youre up against someone of the same lvl

Post your relationship memes

I've been using an Adventure/Sci-Fi deck because those are my most upgraded cards. Would it be worth swapping out Sci-Fi for Fantasy when my Fantasy cards are leveled enough?

next weeks event is going to be fantasy so ot could be a good time if youre looking for a theme swap

sure

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Tho less annoying now, I still really hate the mystic theme

can we officially make cartman the new leader of the neo Nazi party already

I hate fantasy, stan the great and catapult timmy are real bullshit cards

Nigga, i just faced someone with a fucking man bear pig card.

that shit has more than 1000 health and it is not even a tank. it cost 7 to deploy but the dude got it on the first round.

its bad, when you get to higher ranks no one uses it unless they have a lvl 4 pope timmy hanging around and even then that deck sucks

God we need more tanks to be viable

Is this a good deck?

drop energy staff, mimsy, and deckhand butters

well we have zen, sherrif, and big gay which are all pretty strong, if too many tanks are viable itll lead to every theme combination falling back on stall tactics and every deck being just a different color variation than the rest rather than being theme strategy

>drop energy staff, mimsy, and deckhand butters

are the staffs useful in any way?

What's wrong with Deckhand Butters?

energy staff doesnt pay for its self, so essentially its a 1 energy cost card that lets you delay the game and if the enemy decides to push gives you an advantage, but since the game is in a meta where no one wants to push early its useless

deckhand butters has too high of an energy cost and a meh deathwish, the stats dont match the energy cost

>Cartman's shop selling Alien Queen Red cards
>Can finally get her to level 3

Hows my deck looking? Would really appreciate advice. Shaman Token feels super meh because its under leveled so i feel like my dogpoo is better atm..

all your cards are pretty good except for kenny.

i suppose the items available are different for every one because my cartman is selling fireball and mephesto

No.

would you suggest replacing him with mephesto or something else?

Get rid of your damn notifications you madman

yeah, probably since he has flying and area damage, or replace kenny for the birds.

What are the best and worst lines in Phone Destroyer?

>Have all the cards to upgrade my commander butters to level 3
>can't get enough fucking items to do so.


At least the shops in my region just updated. lets see what i got.

Holly shit

Zend cartman for only 50 PVP tickets, what in the hell, im buying those.

since when are birds good?

I've only just started playing (just finished the 2 cowboys vs indians chapters) and the only cards I've upgraded are mephesto and nathan
Should I really be not upgrading anything until later on?
I keep getting my ass kicked by other rank 1 players in PVP

>IM SMART AAAND PRETTY

>Should I really be not upgrading anything until later on?
Well, you will unlock other types of cards that are also quite useful so spending everything on cards of one type will hurt you later on. keep playing story mode and replay some of the missions to get more goodies.
>I keep getting my ass kicked by other rank 1 players in PVP

thats normal really,just make your deck have some synergy and you are good to go, i didnt upgrade anything besides Ike and got to level 10, then i had to start upgrading stuff.

>when no one wants to put down a card first and your new kids are just staring at each other for 30 seconds

>Not spamming the butt emote

Does anyone know what the 24 hour limit is on locker openings? I hit it earlier

>24 hour limit is on locker openings

What?

doses the game have that?

So the free card pack timer continues running in the background and allows you to have a max of 2 free card decks waiting for you at any given time? But if you open the free pack when there's only one waiting for you, it resets the timer?
So unless you're collecting the first deck right when the timer ends, it's more efficient to wait 8 hours and collect 2 decks at once?

>So unless you're collecting the first deck right when the timer ends, it's more efficient to wait 8 hours and collect 2 decks at once?
i think so, i never tried to see if i can get more than 2 packs.

>lose a match in pvp
>opponent spams the laughing Eric emote

i feel this on a spiritual level
but i still spam eric on people when i win kek

Yeah, for PVP

well, i didnt know that, i guess i just dont win as much.

I've only hit it twice when I was no lifing for events

theyre not, his maphesto suggestion is fine but birds are trash

as a mystic player its always efficient to put out your zen to start snowballing energy, if they wait at max energy to put anything out thats all value for you, sometimes I even get a free energy bar if I play hookhand clyde first since they want to wait out his parrot animation meaning hookhand becomes a 2 cost

its 30 wins per day so at least 90 lockers unless you spend some of the currency on locker openings

no thats not how it works, you get a pack every 4 hours and when you have one available a countdown starts in the background, if you wait the 8 hours any time over is wasted since you can only have 2 free packs saved up

also post & rate decks

If you're a dirty Mystic user who starts wlth Mr Fat Fun or use purify + regen, i'm going to spam that laugh emote if i Win because you fucking deserve it

New pack available .

Lets see what i get

I didnt have this card.
Seems alright

>*stands in my way*
I have played this level 20 times now and i cant win

Fuck you clyde glad your mom is dead

Boy you gonna love the final stage

Oh wait nvm
Wew program stan made a huge difference

>when you have one available a countdown starts in the background
but when you collect the first one, it resets the timer so it starts back at 0 regardless of how close the background timer was

how do i beat the first level against that spammy rat. i tried area damage but i guess my cards arent strong enough.

no it doesnt

when you collect the first one it should have already counted down any time that was built up

so if you see your first pack available, then wait for 3 hours you should only have to wait 1 hour for the next pack

I'll test this next time

Is there any way to increase the speed your energy charges? I swear my opponents in PVP can spawn cards faster than me

Style is cute!

eheheh my inventions are gay heheh

what makes ike so good? he dies in one hit

put him behind a tank
he does a shit ton of dmg

energy cost, attack animation, rarity, and ability

when you get him lvled up he puts in work and is strictly better than bandita sally

so he's definitely worth investing resources into?

yeah, anything on the tier list has some use, there are a LOT of worse cards to put materials into

Says the one postung fujoshit

My favorite episodes in no order:
>Red Hot Catholic Love
>The Losing Edge
>The Passion of the Jew
>The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
>Asspen
>The Biggest Douche in the Universe (absolutely hysterical)
>Lil Crime Stoppers
>How To Eat With Your Butt
>Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
>Up The Down Steroid
>Stanley's Cup
>The Wacky Molestation Adventure
>Christian Rock Hard
>Major Boobage
>there's honestly too many good ones to name

The catholic boooooat

get some hot christian action~

I like pandemic

I love super fun time

>the episode callled how to eat with you butt isn't the one where they eat with their butt
i hate this

Yeah but that episode is fuckin hilarious

am i the only one who preferred near-sociopath new kid from SoT compared to TFBW

what was the difference in new kid's personality in FBW? They explain the fart powers (which kind of raises some questions if all it takes to get fart powers like that is a certain med) but I can't think of how new kid's silent personality is any different
is it just because he eats dinner sadly?

>WAAAH WHOOOO
>WAAAH WHOOOO
>WAAAH WHOOOO
>FUCK YOU
I hear it in my nightmares MAKE IT STOP

>MBP + Pope Timmy combo
Is there an easier noob filter than that?

MBP is a pretty simple noobfilter

dougie use is also a clear sign

whats a good fill in for Cartman cards when you're facing him in adventure mode?

>MY VISION SHOWS YOUR DEMISE
>DON'T KICK THE PIRATE
>i...was wrong...

God I love the Goobacks episode ending
>Montage for a better future
>wait a minute, this is gay
>then they all run back to the pile

>*Posting*
Please learn to spell properly before trying to insult or belittle others, autismo. Also, what do (You) have it actually contribute to the thread? Aside form being cancer I mean?

>tfw turned 30 a few days ago
>tfw rewatched you're getting old

this hurts