Clark is Kal-El

>Clark is Kal-El
>Conner is Kon-El
What's Jon's Kryptonian name?

Jon-El

Elo-El.

Kel-L

Why would you need a kryptonite name?

Kienenan-Kel

Gon-El

Fpbp

Mary-El

Samu-el?

Jon Kal-El

Because he's a little girl

Gohan-El

Kek-El

Probably either this , or this . Other than that, not sure. Though his Kryptonian name would probably keep the same "K" based name-scheme that the House of El seems to favor.

lel-el

>ARE YOU DOWNLOADING BOOBS AGAIN, JON-EL?

Underrated

Jor-El
Zor-El
Seg-El

It's pretty funny how Jon just keeps more more morphing into not-Gohan.

>It's pretty funny how Jon just keeps more more morphing into not-Gohan.
Unlike Gohan however, Jon isn't an utterly useless waste who pretty much never amounts to anything and always squander his potential. Unlike Cohan, Jon wants to be a Hero, to go out there and fight to protect his home from Evil.

Most logical would be Jor-El
He is named after both of his fathers

*grandfathers

Yeah but Jor went nuts last arc

Not until Lex has to raise Jon because Clark got killed

NO BENDIS NO

Rid-El?
Lit-El?
Maybe Mik-El

His fullname is obviously Lion-el Johnson.

I don't understand.

He doesn't have one because he's American and grew up on America, in Earth. I bet you guys think he should speak Kryptonian too, huh?

Your-El

>Maybe Mik-El
I read this as "Milk-El" at first. Which is kind hilarious, especially considering how much Jon seemingly loves the stuff.

fuck the shota fag made this thread

Didn't make the thread, friend. But you keep to your delusions.

Is there a problem with that?

Who loves orange soda?

Sm-El

Jonathon Samu-El Kent

I still wish we had some issues of Jon with Ma and Pa Kent, and maybe some big brother Connor

Jur-El

Sad to say user, but those wishes probably won't be coming true anytime soon. Though I would be ecstatic if they did.

Shit-El
What is even point of this character?

Wait why is Jason there? Why not Artmetis showing Bizarro how to use a camera?

To trigger Redditors/(You) apparently.

What's feminine about that name?

>I bet you guys think he should speak Kryptonian too
Yes. He might visit kandor one day.

Kryptonian naming conventions

Girls have their father's full name as their last name

hey its the the one other guy who watched Superman and the Legion of Superheroes beside me.

space jews

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Topl-El

Jor-El. Don't you people know men name their first born sons after their fathers?

J: Jor El
K: Kal El

Only makes sense for it to begin with L

Loo El

Lor-El?

No Loo El

Jon-El

El is the house

Jon of the house of El

Rape-ab-el

>Loo El
He's not Indian

Lionel? What, is he Lex Luthor's dad from Smallville?

Kal-El Jr.

Gordon, we've talked about this. Just because Batman won't rape the Joker for you, doesn't mean that you can take your dress and anger out on Supes' Son. Besides, we all know that Super-Boy would be doing the "raping" anyway.

>Implying Jon is not a power bottom and would milk Damian's coin pouch scrotum dry.

>Kon-El
>Anagram of "clone" with a K

>Implying that Damian isn't small in every possible way, shape or form
It's unlikely he could even cause Jon to feel the slightest stimulation whatsoever.

>homophone of 'Con', which means fake, trick, etc
>literally calling Conner a fake Kryptonian in his name

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Val-El

Oh. Somehow I never noticed that.
I want to tease jon by saying his name as if he were a girl.

Damian speaks kryptonian already

Do you prefer the n52 version of "Abomination from the House of El?"

Jon-El obviously you thick flip

I unironically love that this embraces both sides of his heritage so perfectly.

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user pls

Are these pictures for ants?

You shall Suffer alongside me, Anons.

Every Jon thread has to go gay for some reason Mary Marvel is the appropriate ship for Jon anyway

its the best ship user

I'll fucking fight you

>appropriate
>never even meet
>not even sure she exist in this universe yet

Jon El

don't try it

Truly, DamianXJon is the thinking man's ship.

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I don't get this pose - are they both plunging to some soft surface to break their fall (judging from Jon's hip)?

The arc of Jon's back certainly seems to indicate that they are (attempting to) plunge towards somewhere safe. Though the surprise and fear on their faces makes me wonder what they are evading exactly.

The manlet's the one that will turn out bi and desirous of Jon; since Jon's matured faster than Clark did, he should be showing at least the beginnings of interests in girls but hasn't, other than a desire for friendship.

Bendis will probably write them as the new triangle, with his OC, a bi-racial Amazonian/Bana-Mighdall, who wants Damian, but he knows she's secretly in league with his Grandfather, and Jon will want Bendis' OC, until Lois does an expose about them.

Man that picture is too cute

>Bendis
From what I hear, he's likely going to be doing Plastic Man, so hopefully, he isn't be anywhere NEAR Jon and Damian. Anyway, besides fucking Bendis, that pic is truly adorable.

>Damian and Jon for ants
Gross, dude.

Clark El

those shorts hmm

Shit-El

based Gleason

was for

KAL-EL LOVES ORANGE SODA!

Winner winner chicken dinner.

No-Sell

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This is pure DBZ, fuck i'm mad.

>This is pure DBZ, fuck i'm mad.
Don't be. At least this can be used whenever the powerlevel fags start up their bullshit "GOKU VS SUPERMAN" threads.

Marth-El