ITT: Favorite Liberal Arguments

I'll start:

>......IT'S 2015!

Come on people, it is 2014. STOP OPPRESSING ME

Dictionary definitions are wrong

Why don't you fuck off to USA then if you wanna live in such a moronic society? I bet you think Justin is celebrating Islam in that picture don't you you moron

COME ON GUYS IT'S 2016 WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OR PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR WHITE CHILDREN

le wrong side of history

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Ze leaf is triggered, yes?

Good.

>they're about to be on the wrong side of history

DAY OF THE RAKE

>Sikh
>now is Islam

Nice one brah

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No. He was kowtowing to a population of immigrant Sheiks, who aren't even related to the Indians who illegally tried to enter Canada over 100 years ago.

>lol just take the loss, trumptards, take it with grace.
>FUCKING TRUMP WON LET'S THROW AN INCREDIBLE TANTRUM

Also

>TRUMP WON???? time to self kill, cause He's gonna kill us all

is this shooped? does he really wear that hanky?

>appeals to emotion and other fallacies
When will libshits learn to argue with the big boys?

>DURR I'M RETARDED, SUPPORT OUR GLOBALISTS, LETS POISON OUR OWN FOOD AND WATER SUPPLIES, GOOD IS EVIL AND EVIL IS GOOD

It just gets on my nerves these formations:
>If you think "x", then you are "y"
>As a "x", you're "y"

This fucking shit is 9gag tier reasoning

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This is bait, right? Tell me it is.

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every liberal argument always comes with a contradiction

another one

>You don't need a gun when you have the police!

>The police are evil racists who kill people for no reason!

Applies to thee, but not to me!

Never, because they operate solely on emotion, rather then logic.

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This is so important