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This tweet is REAL
>REAL
REAL
>REAL
Hang yourself with a canadian flag, canadian patriots.
If you kill yourself, you win.
Can't wait to be American and see canada wiped off the map in my life time.
WHAT
>A
TIME
>TO
BE
>ALIVE
#MakecanadaAmericaAgain
#byecanada
Just remember canadian faggots, that tweet is
>REAL
REAL
>REAL
REAL
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DAY OF THE RAKE
The Future of North America according to President Trump
Not shown: canada and canadians because they don't exist anymore
The poster in the Time Travelling Trump thread
>canada doesn't exist where I come from
>canada
>doesn't
>exist
>extremist liberal hollywood elite cannot escape to their favorite (predominately white) country
>they'll have to settle with second choice countries
Not so fast there, guys. Canadia is as british as a cup of tea.
Meme magic is real cana-faggots
#MakecanadaAmericaAgain
#byecanada
Hang yourself canadian patriot faggots.
If you fight this, you WILL die.
HAW HAW HAAAWWW
What a wonderful day to be alive.
Just a fucking leaf, blown away by a gentle breeze
DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN?
grab that Canadian flag, flag collectors, it looks like it won't be here for much longer.
Pretty sure the french and uk caliphate will help obstruct that
Your canadian tears
>TASTE
>SO
>GOOD
Soooo sooooooooo good :)
Ha ha ha ha ha
Bout time someone shut these canadian faggots up.
God damn parasite to America.
You are next Dad, you will be the 51st state
One nation under Trump.
Glorious!
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
PUT THE LEAVES IN THEIR PLACE
fake
I'd love to shoot some fucking yanks if they try. they haven't won a war since WW2 so I'm not scared.
>canadian military
>Deleted tweet minutes after it was posted
>Nice Source
Donald doesnt delete tweets faggot, get this fake shit out of here.
DONALD TRUMP CONFIRMED FIRST EMPEROR OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE
>I'm a canadian eh??
>I'm better than Americans cause I was born in canada eh?
>I get free healthcare cause I'm a mooch and can't afford my own
>USA is bad compared to canada eh?
LOL
Time to STFU about your shithole cuntry canadians
>he thinks euros have any power
HAHAHAHAHA
LOL
okay there tough guy.
Come meet me, I'll fuck your face up for Trump right now
burgers get BTFO by farmers with obsolete equipment. their military is laughable in it's ineffectiveness.
THE DAY OF THE RAKE
I hope this is real. If it is has the weed man seen it yet?
Okay canadian proxy faggot under USA flag
>take over canada
>move lefties there
>let them leave
All according to plan.
I'll BTFO you right now, for Trump.
underrated
RAKE
A
K
E
canadians can have a floating island of garbage in the ocean
canadians are human garbage, so it's fitting
But what's gonna happen when they find out theres no welfare without a government?
That was made like two months after the tweet, idiot
i for one welcome being annexed.
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AROUND QUEBEC
AND FILL
IT
WITH
LAVA
Donald Trump is a business man. The annexation of Canada into the United States will be a merger of 2 businesses, not a take-over. The Canadians will be merged into our population seamlessly.
I look forward to our Canadian brothers and sisters, currently separated by an artificial barrier to become one with the United States.
I will even (begrudgingly) welcome the Frenchies from Quebec. I suppose you cant help that you were born in Quebec.
Bow down to your new President of America canadian proxy fag.
Or hang yourself with a canadian flag. If you kill yourself, you win
So Trump will honor the memory of Richard Montgomery and correct the mistake of 1776? Fuck yes
Also fuck that slut Laura Secord.
>if you kill your enemies they win
Have fun being annexed lmao
Fuck off
Looks like this Autumn has been particularly unforgiving, Leaf.
they will bomb you into the stoneage, rape your wimin and chillins and then after a protracted 5 years of butchering civillians because they cant catch the evil leaf resistance army hiding in the raging forest fires they will arbitrarily declare victory and make like a tree (ie get out of there)
FUCK her right in the pussy.
Fuck that cunt
>I don't understand asymmetric warfare: the post
There's a reason countries like the US, UK, and Russia can BTFO conventional armies in Iraq, the Falklands, and Georgia in a matter of days, but can spend years going nowhere in Afghanistan or Chechnya.
RAKED
A
K
E
D
So the current civil war was part of the plan
>dems riots
>gop goes after them
>half of usa (dems) flees to Canada
>dems lobby their american way of life to the leaves
>canada belongs undirectly to the usa
Masterful plan.
I wish it was sooner, there is still time. I would love to vote for the god emperor.
I cannot wait to proudly salute the Stars and Stripes and sing the American National Anthem.
Canadian patriots
I can't wait to get them timbits.
Wheres the link to the tweet?
Can't find it with google.
just remember, meme magic is real.
I will meme this into reality on my own if I have too.
I want to see the complete deletion of canada in my life time.
www.snopes.com/trump-claims-america-should-never-have-given-canada-its-independence/
I love Canadians. eh.
Who cares
meme magic is real
Ahh, thank you for false flagging.
snopes.com
(((Snopes)))
meme magic is real
canadian proxy faggot
Hang yourself with a maple leaf flag faggot.
canada is done
Your troops are also fought in Afghanistan and also get btfo by the Taliban along with every other ISAF member.
What's your point?
I think he means the imports, Canada is part of North America
>all canadian patriots reading this , right now
Yeah:
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JUST SO PEOPLE DONT GET IT WRONG
Would be pretty neat if he actually did it tbqh. Still, if all of North America was united the population would be ~170 million less than Europe. Long way to go before we overtake those fuckers.
canada won't exist
Get over it
Get your faggot maple leaf flag, find a tree and bye
see my post
I think that's the end of the thread. Time to slide.
HA HA HA
>FUCK canadian patriots
canada isnt even worth invading
kek
>annexing Canada
>California trying to break off and for a county literally called the New California Republic
>Trump referred to as an emperor, just like Caesar
>Trump wants to play nice with Russia, but fuck over China in trade
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCK ARE MEMEING THE APOCALYPSE, STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
US Hockey is gonna rape the world forever, and the women's soccer team will never lose.
Neat.
...
You're not the deciding factor of what gets slid or not faggot.
FUCK OFF canadian, your faggot cuntry will not exist
>WILL
>NOT
>EXIST
Trump said that we need to renegotiate NAFTA, and we need to build a wall on our border with Mexico.
well, if we annex Canada and Mexico, the wall is cheaper to build, as the southern border is quite small, and a wall can be built there. Plus, we will then have a lot more cheap labor.
Donald Trump will be forever known as the President who led America to its true manifest destiny and completed James Madison's vision.
Why is this a bad thing? I'd give anything to be annexed by the new America. We'd have more jobs, less liberals, and more expansion.
We can't even get shit done anymore because our current government just keeps selling all of your public utilities.
ANNEX US.
California is 35 Million
canada is 35 million
After all the liberal dies, there might be 10 million left.
It will be good for everyone.
It's not a bad, it's a GREAT thing.
I HATE canada and canadians.
This makes me soooooo happy :) :) :)
happyanimegirl.jpg
I'm only fact-checking. Have to make sure people dont get the wrong idea.
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I agree.
USA should just take over canada and Mexico and make them both great by just being the USA
USA = Awesome
Mexico = shit hole
canada = shit hole
Make North America Great Again
Frist step: remove canada
#peperemovecanada
If Trump accomplishes everything he said then he would be an infinitely better leader than our current cucklord.
invasion isn't even necessary, the US could just give them the memo that they're being annexed and their response would be "ookay, alright then, God bless America, eh?"
>If you kill yourself, you win.
DO IT lefties!!!
Blew your cover leaf shill
So funny that canada needs to pay people to defend their pathetic toilet cuntry on the internet.
>canada will not exist
>hang yourself
Someone else!
Thank you for not taking this at face value!
Grabbing Mrs Trudeau by the pussy. The madman!
This would work if you were defending facts, but you... aren't?
canadian shill. Paid by tax payers to make canada look good online.
They actually have a "canadian internet defense league" IDK if that's the real name..
Cuntry of loser faggots
#byecanada
Facts don't matter to meme magic dickwad.
Don't you get it canadian??
Your cuntry is finished.
>If you kill yourself
>you win
Go canadian!! Hang yourself with a canadian flag from a maple tree
This website is a comedy website, I dont understand how you take it as fact. It's not. Only meant to entertain.
Grab bro we are grabbing that pussy now
Keep crying canadian.
Thanks for the bumps
Let's MEME this into reality boys
FUCK canada!!!!
Oh ya, anyone remember the "Time Travelling Trump" post?
The poster under a canadian flag said
>canada doesn't exist where I come from
>canada
>does
>not
>exist
Okay USA proxy faggot under Canada Flag
Do it, I want to be a fucking American.
my life SUCKS strictly because of that imaginary line
do canadian patriots even exist?
you're trying way too hard user, do you miss your shitting streets back home or something?
show me on the doll where the bad leaf touched you
Thank fuck canada is a broke shit hole with no work, or my taxes would pay you to be a fat shill for canada.
FUCK canada and canadians!!
canadian patriots can do 1 thing
DIE
Hang yourself or die in the "uprising" of canadian faggots.
I'm very anti-american and have been all my life, but at this point I must confess that america is one of the last somewhat decent countries left on the west.
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>While the article was composed in a manner that made the exchange sound disappointingly plausible, the Burrard Street Journal's "about" page clearly states otherwise:
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You again.
Fuck off stalker.
Oh wait, it's your job to defend canada online.
>Directly beneath the article was a purported screenshot of Trump's purported tweet:
>While the article was composed in a manner that made the exchange sound disappointingly plausible, the Burrard Street Journal's "about" page clearly states otherwise:
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