Feel The Itch? I Flip The Swtich !

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what was his name again?

Watt's his name.

Mike "Fag Zapper" Pence.
Cant outdance the Pence

Trump is smart. He knows they'd choose him over Mike Pence. Something like Caesar vs Mark Antony.

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Mike "Touch my crapper, feel the zapper" Pence

Shock therapy is used for many mental illnesses, not just people who cannot understand put dick in chick.

I'm glad we will have gay conversion therapy, it's about time we torture gays legall and hopefully they turn straight.

I'd prefer my tax dollars to be spent on zapping fags rather than welfare for abos.

If you don't want him send him over here.

>Shock therapy is used for many mental illnesses
does it work?

Mike '' Spear The Queer '' Pence

Mike "Turning Fruits into Vegetables" Pence

(stole it from an AmeriAnon yesterday)

Shock news

why not the gas chambers desu desu

What an amazing man. This planet needs to final solution to the fagism question.

Mike "If Men Make You Jerk It, You Complete the Circuit" Pence

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Yes, it's not anything like the way they depict it in movies.

*unleashes zapper*

nice

Yeah.
I was actually flipping the switch on someone earlier today who said it saved his live.

>Shock therapy
No, almost all forms of therapy are fucking ridiculous attempts by humans to repair what can't be fixed.

go back to 9gag son

t. sodomite

we corrective rape now

MIKE "If you crave the cock, you get a shock" PENCE is at it again

Mike "AC/DC if you're LGBT" Pence

It's done with muscle relaxant and anesthesia, so the patient is fully sedated during the actual shocking. It's used to induce alterations in the brain of people with serious cases of depression.

Hey babe ;) I wanna fuck you.

Attraction to the same sex isn't a mental illness. Literally no medical organization in respectable circles claims that.

Underrated.

OP pic isn't even true anyway, although it is a funny meme.

The more gays there are the more pussy is left over for me though. Why would he want to do this?

le ebin XDD

go be gay somewhere else

You're on the list now.
Enjoy your shocks.

wut did alex jones turn into a homo? he is drinking semen

Mike "Punisher of Poz" Pence

If it actually worked, I would do it. I'm an abstinent gayfag, but having a homosexual orientation, even if you don't act on it, sucks.

Based on my experience it is, unfortunately, far too complicated of an abnormality to just fix with a simple solution.

I like how people suddenly give a fuck about electroshock therapy now that it might affect them.

implying it hasn't been going on anyway for other reasons. certain doctors think its a legit cure for X mental problem.

snopes.com/mike-pence-supported-gay-conversion-therapy/
It's partially true.

>trying to hide your mad behind ironic shitposting

That doesn't work here.

Legitimate electroshock therapy is different from aversion therapy used to "treat" sexual attraction.

*Turn on the light*

Women will still compete for the top 20% of men, if you are worried about how many women are available in the dating pool, you aren't the 20%.

>does it work?
Only if the shock is applied on the dick

Mike "Swat raid on the pride parade" Pence

He's a good repellent to all the democunts advocating Trump's assassination

Yeah, but it's not really what liberals made it out to be. Mike Pence isn't out there trying to forcibly lock up gays and shock them into straightness or something. It was one specific set of circumstances and it got misconstrued, unsurprisingly.

>((((Respectable circles)))))

When you are addicted to X, and you get tortured repeatedly with someone repeating DONT DO X OR I HURT YOU, eventually you stop being addicted to X.

Also you stop being a happy, sane person.

>le (((meme)))

Mike "Killing Every Homo In Slow-Mo" Pence

exactly the kind of bullshit I mean

double standards everywhere. you dont cure a fucking mental illness by electrocuting someone.

arstechnica.com/science/2016/07/the-1970s-gay-cure-experiments-written-out-of-scientific-history/

Mike "You're gonna get lit until you like tits" Pence

Kinda like everything else they use to argue against Trump/Pence? How surprising

They've been discredited for over 40 years now. It's been condemned as unethical and cruel.

>It's been condemned as unethical and cruel.
That doesn't mean it doesn't work.

Mike "Suck a chode, get the electrode" Pence

Mike "Suck a cock and you're in for a shock" Pence

There's no such thing as legitimate shock therapy. It's torture used to punish "wackos" who don't think like wackos like Mike Pence.

Hit and miss.

It basically tries to restart your brain by zapping current neural nodes and creating new pathways.

It's a long shot. But yes, it can work. Sometimes cutting the corpus collosum works too.

making them not complain anymore isn't the same as a cure. leads to depression and suicide. you may recall a famous codebreaker from ww2...

what next, labotomy has its uses?

They all did until just a few decades ago, actually, when gay activists disrupted their activities to the extent that they removed the facts from the medical books.

You're mentally ill. Do you think mentally ill people know they're mentally ill?

Mike "electric lobotomy for practicing sodomy" Pence
Mike "if men make you jerk it you'll complete the circuit" Pence
Mike "fruits into vegetables" Pence

The simple solution is Jesus.

Do you want the simple solution, or not? Project Exodus, preaching to the homosexual crowd and converting them to Christianity, has a better success rate than any other "therapy" I've heard of.

Ho shit :D:D

Mate, it works.
I've seen people go from so depressed they didn't have the motivation to get up off their leave their bed or even feed themselves ... to smiling as they showed me photos of their nephew's birthday.
I've seen someone else go from terrified demons were stalking them through the eyes of their family ... to being able to consider going back to uni.

Don't talk shit when you're an ignorant cunt.

Why is this thread so fucking funny I can't stop laughing

Mike "cock current" Pence

What is the potential difference between Pence and gays?

The hell you have.

PUT
DICK
IN
CHICK

Imagine shitlibs see Trump assassinated and now Mike Pence, who wants to zap fags, is now President.

guess what? they didn't want to get zapped again so they played along.

can't believe people are so retarded that cant grasp...oh wait, I can actually.

It does mean that it's been struck from the repertory of possible actions taken by psychiatrists.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroconvulsive_therapy

I just had to lie about what I was laughing at, at work.
Truly amazing times we're existing in

it literally is though

mike "Ohms for giving domes " pence

Mike "To Men You Fap? You Get The Zap" Pence

This. Pence is literally assassination insurance.

Tschequed

Sterility is. Psychological cause but the same effect.

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

electric shock therapy is proven to be beneficial to some sufferers of bipolar disorder

t. sufferer of bipolar disorder, not personally zapped but have read stories by many who have

I think Trump did that purpose. A literal dead man's switch. "Don't kill me faggots, or the guy next-in-line will electrocute you until you like pussy."

it makes psychotic, irrationally aggressive people more agreeable, so yes

people like liberals for example :^)

>muh gay agenda conspiracy
The APA revises the DSM every once in a while, you idiot.

mike " fry the fags "pence
mike " Electrocute until you electroshoot for pussy" pence

At least pretend you read the article I posted.
It's obviously not a perfect method but it has potential if researched further.

Homos are the perfect test subjects even, it's not like they have any other uses.

Mike "Making Every Fairy Wary" Pence
Mike "Butts Are For Shitting, Not Fucking" Pence
Mike "Dorothy Shall Respect My Authority" Pence
Mike "Gonna Raid Your Pride Parade" Pence
Mike "Unloading My Mag On Every Fag" Pence

Not according to 99% of doctors.
What about being celibate or a monk/nun?

>guess what? they didn't want to get zapped again so they played along
Then why was the second of those patients voluntary from the beginning, and the first voluntary from the point he was treated enough to start feeding himself again?

Medical student. Just finished 8 weeks on a psych ward.
Like I said earlier, I've flipped the switch for this fucking procedure.

mike " Kilowatts for loose butts " Pence

decent digits

Are you serious?

Mike "Curing queers with amperes" Pence

You have one of the best so far.