How come DC hasn't given Wonder Woman a girlfriend yet?

How come DC hasn't given Wonder Woman a girlfriend yet?

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Why hasn't Marvel given Captain Marvel a girlfriend yet?

No girl will date her

Carol is for the original Spiderman

Cus Wonder Woman is not a faggit

Why does Wonder Woman need a love interest anyway? She loves everyone

Too pussy to write it as anything other than a oh my god look how gay we are romance.

The virgin Carol
>is a man
>denies that she likes pussy
>wouldn't call Spidey back
THE CHAD DIANA
>plays for both teams
>bondage queen
>willing to whore herself out for a good cause
>cute!

What was the cause?

Hand Angel, of course google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/av4m8p/hand-angel-hand-jobs-taiwan-748

>plays for both teams
>good

Waiting for the next crossover.

What's wrong with that? Works good for three ways

Because that's gay user.

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Not gonna lie, if it were sexy Dodson Carol instead of mannish Anka Carol I'd be down for her and Diana to scissor.

I remember anons getting attached to the cute announcer girl.

So Sup Forums, WW or Power Girl?

And which one is the better fuck?

>Lean tasty steak vs Plump sweet fruit
Honestly can't decide but WW seems like she'd be the better lay.

I don't think I've ever heard them described in such a perfect way

Yes

Now you have and I just realized I probably gave some random vore fag a boner.

Wonderbat. No question.

Power Girl

none of the role model grandstanding

WW is meant to be "Women are powerful" and a rolemodel, Power Girl is pure fuckmeat.

I think I’m one now. She’s cute as a button.

They did, for a while

>WW is meant to be "Women are powerful" and a rolemodel,
>debuted as a literal bondage slut with a thing for spankings

did they fuck?

>implying sexual enjoyment is wrong

Not implying that but she could hardly be called a role-model.

>Doesn't understand how auctions work

why not? He Martson was ahead of his time. He created Wonder Woman before the bra burning era, it was sexual liberation.

Nah, she's kinda the villain of the story and just wanted a moment alone with Diana to try to make herself look innocent, I seem to recall.

lame

There's a blacksmith on Themischyra named Io who's always been crushing on Diana.

Really?

Because Carol is straight.

Because they haven't let Greg Fucks write her yet

Greg Rucka*

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They wrote themselves into a corner.

They can't put her with Jess because they've been friends so long, it'll validate the assumption that women who are good friends are lesbians, and now with her haircut they can't make her a lesbian because then they'll be giving into butch stereotypes.

Actually that's a good question.

Because she's in the closet.

I would be ok with this but there will never be another crossover.

Her name was Io.

What? That OP image is from his latest WW run. He spent the entire run making Diana and Steve a couple again.

>he isn't part of the bisexual master race
At least go spend some time on Sup Forums so you can half become part.

He has wrote her twice, latest run he shipped her with Steve Trevor, read some fucking comics.

just make a hashtag for it and it'll probably happen

cause she isnt gay you fucking tumblr faggot

Tell me ONE man that could do a good job of being Wonder Woman's love interest.

>Because Carol is straight.
Gay Conversion Telepathy is a thing in the MU, user.

well if a man cant handle her a woman has no chance

whos the artist for this?

Any woman they set her up with that isnt power girl or someone similar would get fucking splattered across the bedroom. Wonder Woman always struck me as someone who fucks as hard as she fights. Why do you think superman is depicted as the father of her kid so much in random elsworlds stories. He's the only dude on the league that wont get exploded like a pinata.

Yeah, but what a way to go.

>He's the only dude on the league that wont get exploded like a pinata.
I'm sure aquaman could tank it.

>Implying Aquaman can tank anything more vigorous than a light tap to the balls

Aquaman can barely Handle Mira. Wonder Woman would turn his dick into a balloon animal.
Although, I would like to see what comes of Wonder Woman and Mira...

Hal Jordan

He has the will, but not the fortitude.

Steve Trevor

I guarantee you Aquaman gets pegged in the bedroom.

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i think thats one wave he wont be able to ride if you know what a mean!!!

I dont think you guys get it.
Wonder Womans Pussy is the final boss of the DC universe.

so not even darkseid??

The implication of this page gets me harder than anything in porn.

I don't like much wonderwoman and I think Karen is the queen of lewd.

Aquaman already fucked her in Flashpoint.
>inb4 he sucked so much in bed that they started a war.

Aquaman has one of the best girlfriends ever.

I'd let Mera peg me desu

>Wonder Woman always struck me as someone who fucks as hard as she fights.
Anyone who talks about a subject they obviously have no knowledge of should be banned.

some times passion out the bed doesn't always equal passion in the bed
trust me i know girls who are nice and normal even shy but you get them into the bedroom and all bets are off

My Mom is a really nice lady, but I can always hear her fucking like a tiger from my room.

sorry user we will try to be quieter

evidence that she doesn't get kinky in the bedroom? It's bullshit to think that she isn't kindy in the bedroom of she is in the public

>wondy and mera
Now that would be an interesting one.
As long as it's an au instead of cucking arthur.

Billy Batson.

Think about it.

batson you sly bastard

The reason why DC hasn't given Diana a girlfriend isn't because they don't want to (although that could be a possibility) but rather because DC hasn't found the character that readers and/or creators like. For example with some characters you have: Cass/Steph, Kara/Babs, Kate/Maggie/Ranee, Harley/Ivy, etc, but with character you pair Diana with that both creators and readers like?. There's hasn't been one yet because either nobody cares enough about Wonder Woman or there's has been enough new OCs introduced into her mythology to choose one.

Sauce ?

>there's hasn't been enough new OCs introduced into her mythology to choose one.
user, there are so many WW supporting characters, it's not even funny. Whenever someone says that Wondy doesn't have much of a supporting cast, that's one of the tell tale signs they haven't read a WW book, basically ever. But, y'know, research is haaaaard and all.

I had a brainfart, I meant that there's been TOO MUCH OCs introduced into Diana's mythos for writers and readers to care about. Basically any new writer introduces someone new every run for redears to invest themselves into. It's like why should a reader care about Diana's interaction with X character when it's almost guarantee that character X won't appear again after the change of writers

what, can only handle 50% of the competition?

Fair enough. Honestly though, the series ought to embrace the fact that Diana has a metric fuckton of friends. She is a more global hero than most, so just make it a point that she has connections from all over the world. Like that thing in Kim Possible, where Kim knows a million different people she can just call if she needs literally anything.

>the perspective on that table
Jesus

how come depression hasn't given me a girlfriend yet?

The announcer and that blond guy in front are cute too.
I'll organise and partake in a tender orgy with the 3 of them.

Wait is that Zeus giving the thumbs up there?

Female Villain should have forced Dianna to service her sexually or orphans would miss out on that charitable donation.

Wondy has to lick evil carpet so baby orphans can cuddle up in blankies.

Peej would be fun, but Wonder Woman is a professional

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Her and Zeke were retcon into never existing and nothing but a dream Wonder Woman had.

Don't remind me.
Best WW story ever written.

Shittiest Athena ever

I liked her more when she was some stuck up bitch who thought the Doom Patrol was her personnal reinforcement.

Robinson's run is pretty terrible if you think about it. Seriously, Jason the Wonder Twin but doesn't have a similar powerset to Wonder Woman despite being twins. Nevermind the fact that he is an asshole that got his half-siblings killed and Robinson attempted to redeem him with just 1 issue.

Way to go son!