Becomes best character in your show

>Becomes best character in your show

To be honest, the "best character in this show" is not a very high bar.

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>Establish Steven can go into Lars' mind, giving the perfect reason to see what he's up to while staying in POV
>Have it all happen off-screen anyway for an lol anime reference

>Immediately reverts to human tier shit

>almost gets his entire crew killed because he was crying over Sadie

No. The show was trying too hard to make us like Lars, and then they flushed it down the toilet.

I think Lars is super cute.

To be honest, Captain Lars made me cringe. Maybe it's because we didn't actually get to see his development and we only got brief mentions of his recent adventures. Still, it was better than when he threw a fit over Sadie having a life without him.

>get kidnapped and taken to an alien planet
>fucking die
>get resurrected
>little shit responsible leaves
>doesn't come back
>decide to take fate in own hands and escape
>do a shit ton of badass thieving stunts all to get back to Earth since Steven fucked off
>finally Steven comes back
>"by the way here's Sadie being happy and living the life you always wanted isn't that great!?"
Lars actively trying to get back home isn't the same as Sadie moving on with her life as if it's been a year since he vanished. Steven saying he shouldn't have been upset by that because he's having cool space adventures is fucked because I'm pretty sure if it were up to Lars he wouldn't have picked this route if he could help it, he ended up falling ass backwards into the shit and had to make the best of it.

I actually feel sorry for him and his parents, Steven's emotionally tone deaf when it comes to this kind of shit. This is the same kid that campaigned for Mayor Dewey than storming over to Connie's house and getting his lion back for the sake of his friend.

>DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT REFERENCE MY FELLOW KIDS

Lars is a fucking loser and not only did he not grow AT ALL, dying didn't change him, being stranded on a foreign world didn't change him, he isn't a fucking space pirate.

As soon as he finds out Sadie is hanging out with the cool kids, he gets jealous and CRIES ABOUT IT. LITERALLY CRIES ABOUT IT.

Not only that, but any character development he COULD have gotten was hand-waved in the conversation between Emerald and him. Oh really, you did all these amazing incredible feats Lars? Too bad we can't see them actually happen BECAUSE THEY'RE BULLSHIT.

Isn't that hard since everything else in this show is horseshit.

And they ruined him all over again by immediately making him a crybaby.

I wanna hug Lars.

I was looking forward to the new episode but as soon as Lards started getting mopey over Sadie having a band I knew it was going to be disappointing.

You really can't just offscreen all the cool moments like that and then have him continue to act like a petty bitch onscreen.

Ha

>acts like an immature nigger about Sadie right after redeeming himself
Yeah really good character

>leave Thanos to me

What kind of retard does that to their ears willingly.

One of my class mates did that when I was still at high school and he failed to graduate kek

There just so many of people with idiotic looking haircut, ear accesories and just hilarious choices clothing.
What warped mindset do these people have that makes them not feel embarassed to be in public.

He got upset, but he got over it within minutes. That's a believable improvement in his character. Instead of crying, should he have punched a hole in something and pouted like a real man?

They either care so much, they want to look unique, or they legitimately care so little and do it for whatever fuck reason.

>still gets autistically embarrassed about Sadie
>best caracter

its close but no

I think they're upset over the fact that Lars went through all that shit that wasnt even shown but just handwaved over, so the first notable thing they see is Lars upset over Sadie.

I'm sure if this sadie business happened before or during the jailbreak, or if steven simply never shoved Sadie's brand new life into Lars's face, most people here would be singing a different song.

Or they just simply dont like lars and want every excuse to shit on him, but i foolishly want to hold you guys to a higher standard.

>singing a different song.
you're an annoying fuckhead

>Sadie moving on with her life as if it's been a year since he vanished.
Well, it's been a year in the real world, who's to say it wasn't?

>Lars' invisibility to gem detectors and unconventional thinking and intuition makes him into a charismatic mythic hero after he's killed and reanimated by magic
>still breaks down crying because the cool kids are hanging out with Sadie and not him
fucking christ they're never going to let Lars grow up, are they? He's going to come back to Earth and he's just going to be the same shitty guy even though he's had, what, like a dozen episodes devoted to him acknowledging that he's an emotional coward afraid to just be himself?

That's not Uncle Andy

Why is Lars such an idiot?
Emerald literally chasing him across the galaxy but he is blind to her attraction to him.
Maybe he is just afraid of getting a fanged blowhead

>got over it within minutes
Should've got over it within seconds
like literal seconds
Have a frame of Lars looking sad at how happy Sadie is. Brush it off immediately and say he's happy for her and then further cement his newfound charisma.
Instead he gets broken up about so Steven can open his mouth again.
Would've been perfect if as he's looking at the pictures he then looks around at his ship/crew and his swanky new cape and realizes for himself that shits not so bad.
SU writers clearly don't get "show don't tell"

Off screen, and then reverts to an even bigger bitch ass pussy.

How can we fix Lars?

>Having cool space battles
>Boarder still feels the need to make half the episode about him crying over Sadie
What the fuck is wrong with the boarders of this show? Do they not realize that absolutely no one gives a fuck about the townies anymore?

M A K E H I M G A Y E R

>be Lars
>die
>get resurrected like a literal god
>become badass space pirate who commands aliens thousands of years older than him
>Have sexy space rock as your nemesis
>still get hung up over the the frumpy dwarf chick you tricked into doing your work at the job you hate
Is Lars supposed to be "that" guy that Rebecca Sugar could never get so she self-inserts as Sadie?

He can literally fuck the inside of her dress hole and yet he wants a stocky sad girl who’s probably a few years older than him.

I AM THE CHEESE

I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW

Don't bring him back when you kill him.

>Gems have no concept of sex but will follow Lars's every command, tricking them into fucking would be the easiest thing ever

He already is fixed
The show just broke him immediately after.

What is wrong with the boarders is that they are talentless hacks who are still in work because Cartoon Network is run by a bunch of morons.

To be fair, would you want to fuck a one eyed midget whose entire stick is that she is like two minutes behind schedule?
>Oh Lars. I am cumming!!! I can feel your sperm paint my inner walls.
>SHUT UP BITCH, I AM IN THE SHOWER RIGHT NOW!

No. I didn't even realize it was supposed to be a reference to anything.

/thread

.... out.
Out now.

>Wow, Padparadscha, that was great!

>I'm being penetrated!

Lars comes back and shows good character growth from where he was. Instantly goes back into a crying mess rather than being mature about it. It would have been better if he showed happiness or even being aloof as to being happy that Sadie is still living life.

GREAT! So what can he chose from?

>One eyed midget who is always minutes behind
>Giant Caterpillar who is slower than my demented grandmother
>the conjoined twins from American Horror Story Freakshow
>Afrogirl

Great. the tumblr menu

We need a pic of Lars just after finishing on Padparadscha, while she announces he's about to come

Here is another thing:

Steven and Connie fused into Stevonie in front of him in that episode.
Back when they first fused ever, Stevonie flirted with both Lars and Sally in that donut shop, the two never learning who she was.
Question: Did Lars ever find out before that who Stevonie was?

And if not so... WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT FREAKING OUT!

Something like this?

Jesus Christ. They couldn't even keep the scar more or less proportional!

>curse you, lars, for that totally cool thing you did that the audience will never see!
More shitty writing.

What was Sugar thinking when she did this shit? We didn't get to see any of his adventures as a space pirate. We didn't get to see him working with the other off-colors, gaining their trust, growing together as a unit. We didn't get to see any of his previous interactions with Emerald.

So why the fuck am I supposed to give a shit about any of that now? I don't feel any sense of the stakes, or any sort of connection to these character because I didn't get to grow with them. This was all literally a cheap, shitty way to get Stevonnie out in space so she could have her fucking Pink Diamond dream -WHICH LITERALLY COULD HAVE BEEN DONE IN HALF A DOZEN PLACES ON EARTH.

Oh, you silly boy. There are dozens of those, and have been since "Off Colors" premiered.

Heere we are!
Born to be queers, we're the faggots of the universe!
Fighting to be so dull, we've got to be the shittiest of them aaalllllll!

I've seen porn of Ruby cheating on Sapphire fucking her, the Sapphire fucks her in front of Ruby to establish dominance and is complaining its like fucking a dead fish... then when she stops the reaction kicks in.

That would have been alot more mature of him, would have show some growth borne from all his (disappointingly offscreen, told not shown) Adventures.

After a few months on a spaceship you'll think of them as of 7s-8s at the very least.

OK Sup Forums here is a brain tease
NAME ON THING THAT WAS ORIGINAL OR NEW OR WELL THOUGHT-OUT ABOUT THE LAST BOMB
I'll wait.

Even I thought Lars getting so emotional about it was fucking stupid. And I'm an echidna

archenemy route is the real deal

it aired only enough material to fill the spot of an average episode of My little Pony.

What? this level of incompetence is surprisingly new.

>Compress a whole arc's worth of character development into one episode.

>Said arc makes no fucking sense because why would this new, cool Lars have an emotional freakout about Sadie hanging out with the "Cool" kids when he knows he is objectively cooler than any of them will ever be?

>Whole episode was just setup to an extended dream sequence confirming a discredited fan theory about Pink Diamond.

The weird thing is that despite these two episodes being garbage I honestly still enjoyed them because I loved Lars's interactions with Emerald and I found Pink Diamond's limited characterization incredibly intriguing.

I guess I'm just a mark now.

They're really just going to do the whole "Rose is Pink Diamond" thing aren't they

These stupid threads here suckered me into watching the episode. Fuck you.

*Blocks your path*

Are you from Uganda?

>Stevonnie starts to grow facial hair / a stubble
You know I'm not even really that surprised at this point.

Lars is de queen. He will show us de way.

NO I DO NOT KNOW DE WAY, DON'T ASK

Would you be kind enough to post them?

No, sadpanda that shit.

Is this what qualifies as monster design?

No, alien animal.

Emelars is the recipe for saving this shitty show.

This episode was completley absurd
The characters were more annoying than that bear and bird
Lars is a crybaby, the dream sequence was weird
And I still can't get over the thought of Stevonnie having a beard.

c'mon, don't let gruntilda kill the thread like she killed bottles

Self-esteem.

Immortality can just as easily breed immaturity as the reverse. This is like the theme behind the entire series. It'd be cool if we had more than 11 mins for most story arcs.

He's a stupid child who just wants things to stay the same no matter what bad shit happens. I'd say it makes perfect sense.

since when are co-joined twins a tumbler thing? Also, that sounds hot.

>Sally

My sides.

There's a ton of that kind of fucked up reasoning in the show.

Its written by women, after all and we all know how illogical they can be.

>Well thought out
The forshadowing of smol PD was pretty slick.

Based Gruntilda-poster

>we probably won't get any space captain Lars adventures because ''lol but what about sadie tho''
>it won't even matter anyway because by the time we see him again we'll have sat through 18 more nonsense townie episodes

Fuck I hate this show.

People who complain about the bread are falseflaggers

>the stranted on the island episode where we are meant to side with sadie

>the bread

also, props to whoever made the pic

>First episode back
>Waste 5 minutes on retarded emotional bullshit
Yeah nah fuck Lars

You know the fact they did that almost convinces me that have an agenda.

Lars of the Stars was terrible, it was an extended reference to Captain Harlock, the Off-Colors are annoying at best and deeply disturbing at worst, and that "Bingo Bongo" shit they were forcing so hard was dumb.

>Should've got over it within seconds
How dare a characters not react perfectly inthe most stressful situations?

These height inconsistencies have gotten out of hand

The Bingo Bongo wasn't forced, it was him using his tryhard catchphrase but his new competence making it actually cool for once.

But its all undermined since basically the first thing we really see him do (compared to all the stuff he apparently did but we never saw, just were told about) is break down like a little bitch over Sadie and put everyone under his command at risk.

>And I still can't get over the thought of Stevonnie having a beard.
Yeah, it's not like Stevonnie was a mix of male and female...

Stevonnie is a boy and a girl magically fused together, are you surprised they are a hermaphrodite with features from both?