Trump changing hairstyle

>In a June 2015 speech for his 2016 presidential campaign, Trump said he would change his hair style if he were elected.[614]

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What will his new hairstyle be?

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damn he looks badass bald

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Hitler youth

hes the judge from blood meridian

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Slick back

Hohol topknot, numerology confirms

cornrows

Much like all of his other campaign promises, I expect this will largely be forgotten.

nice

Please let it be this.

Okay kek now you are just fucking with us

This could work

best lex luthor

Id be cool with a bald Trump. He'd be unstoppable.

Makes me think of Lex Luthor. Love it.

He's going to get a pompadour

he said he would slick it back

i like it

I don't think he has the follicular fortitude for that cut

FUNFACT: I had a tactical bowlcut back in 2005, it's p nice actually

Nobody will be able to doubt the reality of meme magick when Trump appears at his inauguration with a hohol topknot.

Said it before, he should have gone full Lex Luthor many years ago. Combover is the most pathetic thing a man can do to himself.

Businessman turned president... holy fuck.

Lex.

Nah the judge has a grotesque baby face

His hair is beautiful and he should keep it.

this isnt even his final form

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It actually fits him

How do we know his head isn't all wrankly and full of liver spots? He'd end up looking like a cancer patient, not Agent 47: The Golden Years

i dig the Lex Luther look

Can someone post that pic with Trump doing that John Cena thing with eagle behind him, i can't find it anywhere

Fuck. That made me chuckle.

he needs a bionic eye

I cannot tell if he looks more like Kruschev or Patton but the look is baller

my shitty OC

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was too lazy to do a good job. but you get the idea.

At least he wouldn't be trying to pathetically hide his male pattern baldness.

The entire world has known since the 80s, the only one he's fooling is himself.

I'm digging the baldnald look, he's got kind of a mr. clean thing going on.

>Dubs
>Deciding the hairstyle for the emperor
No less than quads motherfucker

omg... when u remove the hair he *really* does resemble hitler.

i am literally shaking.

He's just gonna square it up like Ronald Reagan.

>male pattern baldness
Nigga it's not like he has a combover. He has implants.

kek'd hard

That's a fucking combover with shitty implants that failed to thicken jack shit.

I'm old enough to remember when the combover was commonplace and just saying "fuck it" and shaving that shit was unthinkable.

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Bald with Comstock beard pls

Yugi Moto haircut please.

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you mean like these?

i mean these

*these

Yeah ppl are fucking around with his wikipage recently

>pic related

REROLLING

BRING BACK THE HOHOL

>In the 1960ies a young Donald Trump had sex with a Canadian prostitute (Stefan Molyneux's mom)

oh fuck reroll 2

bald but with this beard

he would be 10x cooler than bald jeff bridges in iron man and others

Is that Bill Burr?

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Does Trump use implants?

Get on my level, pleb.

Apparently he had a strip cut out of his scalp and had the remaining two flaps stitched together.
Just cut that center strip where the loss happens right out.
Probably would have shaved it down already if there weren't a crazysauce scar.

KINGPIN

FEEL MY REAL HAIR

Afro

fuck you, check my numbers

Nein.

He'll grow a beard

lmfao

Pardon Me

where's your white whales at?

Literally looks like pic related

alternate timeline version

Seriously question cause his father was ass-bald

He's been called Hitler and a Nazi so much, he probably surpassed the actual Nazi party.

He could pull this off.

Think that's from all of the shit they learn or just from the change in lifestyle?
Trump already lives a President's lifestyle, so I guess we'll find out

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Looks like an old Kurt Cobain.

stylish mother fucker

can the mfer even grow a beard?

i don't think I have ever seen him with a single hair on his chin

Fuhhhkiiin HA!

breddy gud.
But a younger style would not be bad, at least for his first term. This guy is going to live after 100+ (specially after Obama dropped the reptilian redpill on him)

They probably have very little time to sleep, on top of having the stress of dealing with the media and negotiating with impetulant foreign leaders that are all ready to grab at your throat. Among other things.

I'm sure this would do a number on anybody.

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>Come here darling

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What hairstyle? I never talked about a hairstyle. I never even mentioned a hairstyle. Here's what I do know: America elected me, with this hairstyle, not for this hairstyle but with it. Now I'm not saying that it's a good hairstyle, but it's a lot better than what it could be!

Going for the "Geralt of Rivia" look, I see

>Implants
Are you an idiot kek?
That's his real hair, he just has grown it to a length he's had most of his life and his age has gotten up to him so it's nowhere near as full as it used to be but he still uses hairspray and combs it like he always has

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Gotcha senpai and czeckd

baldness comes from the mother's side it seems

Looks like a member of Spinal Tap.

He could still have implants though. It is technically """"real hair""""

i want

Reagan was a fucking stud, especially when he was young. that hair is to die for.

Trump should go bald with beard, be the firt president since like 1913 with facial hair. and not a nu male beard, but a badass one like dan bilzerian or something