Astronomers confirm signals from Ayy Lmaos

PROBABLE’ ALIEN SIGNALS IN STELLAR SPECTRA

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>THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

we need another wall for those other aliens

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A DYSON SPHERE AND MAKE THE SUN PAY FOR IT!

BUILD A DOME OVER AMERICA

umm, guys, anyone else seeing what I'm seeing?

Old, fake, and gay.

Make the Solar System Great Again!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMEE

Dome? Over America? I'm sure Trump will build it around the solar system in few hundred years or so
SYSTEM DEFENCE DOME
MAKE SOL GREAT AGAIN

this circle is too perfect to be natural

Intergalactic frogposters.

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The eternal jew. Good eye user!

new cool things to kill? Please let there be new cool things to kill. Please let them also be hard to kill, those kinds of things to kill are the best.

and once we killed them, someone, somewhere will rape one of their females ones. If they have no female ones, we will rape their eggs, if they have no eggs, we will rape their spawn incubators or whatever. We will rape and kill them.

Using light to signal other planets?
Hahahha, fucking retarded and slow as shit.

> Gravity pulse
> Signal instantly

>wanting to attract everyone's attention
and then what? we get invaded by almost every alien species residing in the galaxy?

Great crusade time?

No then we get Ayy memes that we feed to Kek

You do know gravity moves at the speed of light?

Lord Kek is traveling thought the interstellar space towards us.

Praise Kek

Astronomers. Studying the unknown. Sometimes they get intrigued...

Ayy Lmaos!

Don't you mean make the aliens pay for it.

Space Refugees
>2021
>1000000 space muslims arrive
>Merkel says they can come to Europe

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>"We are from the planet of peace."
>"What happened to it?"
>"It was blown up by IZIZ."
>"But-"
>"They do not represent us. Zachmed, don't play with that space bomb."