Would Steven Universe have been better if the gems were male and Steven was a girl?

Would Steven Universe have been better if the gems were male and Steven was a girl?

No.

nah

No, goddammit! Steven Universe is an excellent waifu mill!

>a little girl living with 3 much older men
>men teaching a little girl how to fuse

It only gets away with lesbians because lesbians. Homos would have made this shit unwatchable.

It probably would have hurt the show's longevity. Without the waifubait and a group of strong independent lesbians tumblr and a multitude of other people probably wouldn't be into it as much. Heck, they'd have a harder time airing the show since male homosexuals in shows would be more difficult to get past censors. The fujoshits might bite but it'd be less popular than it is in this timeline.

>5'2 FemGreg getting her hole destroyed by an 8ft Rose Quartz tank.

>Homos would have made this shit unwatchable.

Why?

>Santaclase

>A little girl living with 3 much older men.
>3 much older, generally UGLY men.
>Sticking 3 old UGLY men with a little girl.

Even if they were gay as fuck, it would be disturbing.

Would it have been better if the men had none of the same neuroses afflicting the fem-gems?

Transformers Animated already exists, silly.

But seriously, I do hope we get at least one episode of genderbent Metals protecting a little Nora Galaxy.

kek

>Steven becomes Stephanie
>you are now imagining the protagonist as from Assigned Male
Is the show better or worse?

Ame would have been re-worked to a teenager

There wouldn't be as many waifus that's for certain, husbandos on the other hand.

>FemGreg pumping the magic and life out of Guy Quartz to create a hybrid child
Rise of the murderwomb?

>Pearl is a neurotic skinny twig boy
>Ametyst is a shortstack jock
>Hothead ghetto kid and blue trap make Cool 70s guy
>loli bait for Sup Forums
The answer is yes.

Basically. Nora Universe when?

>that Garnet
DANDY DAAAAANCE.

>tfw no rule 63 episode
If the Loud House gets one why can't the SU?

Mabel puts on a few pounds and moves to the town known as Bitch City, where she meets the love of her life Harry Potter.

They then encounter the gem genitals, a crew of rouge hybrids infused with powerful stones. Will Mabel and Harry Potter save the day, or will Bitch City be ruled by these brutes!

No fujoshit are the only ones who like male faggotry. Dykes are mainstream.

>that amethyst
I hate weird fan art like that

No, it should've been all female gems and a female steven. It would've made the story more reasonable without the forced subversion of gender roles.

GuyPearl would be hung up on FemGreg choosing Guy Quartz over him, making him conflicted on respecting his former leader while despising him as the winning rival. Maybe even give him past ambitions of leading the Crystal Gems, but never quite measuring up to being the leader that Guy Quartz was.

Amethyst's issues translate pretty well across gender lines, except maybe for her past relationship with Greg. Not sure how to put a genderswap spin on that.

With GuyGarnet, you either have to bite the bullet and make him two little gay men in a trench coat or reinvent what it means to be a fusion.

It’s possible, now that I think about it reverse gender su would most likely have the same popularity as it did then and now

Assuming we still had the same people behind it, GuyQuartz could have made himself a guy-womb and had himself impregnated by a male Greg. Because gay + transgender + family = progressiveness.

>Amethyst's issues translate pretty well across gender lines, except maybe for her past relationship with Greg. Not sure how to put a genderswap spin on that.
But if we didn't go the social justice route, Guymethyst and Gregara could have been friends. Only this time, Guymethyst put the moves on Gregara to keep her attention, thus sparking their schism.

That Garnet is the only acceptable one

Sup Forums probably would have dropped it in early episodes for lack of waifu bait.

Sup Forums's pretty much all over Miraculous because of the cat boy. It's audience would be more niche, but it would definitely have a place on Sup Forums

My man

How about this

>Garnet looks like a Barry white

good. Very good. Garnet is perfect. Any chance you'd have a Ruby, Sapphire, Jasper, Lapis, or Peridot? or more man Rose?

Fucking this.

You know that this show would be canned from outrage on the internet if this were the case, but gets a free pass on fusion being Rock-Sex because "empowerment"

...

Everyone here is perfect
Specially garnet

“But they’re sexless!”

That Nora looks a little too hispanic

>lesbians good
>homos bad
user...

>This plus the fact that in this reality the show is made by Steven sugar and the show is Rebecca Universe.

How does this change public reaction?

>GuyPearl would be hung up on FemGreg choosing Guy Quartz over him, making him conflicted on respecting his former leader while despising him as the winning rival. Maybe even give him past ambitions of leading the Crystal Gems, but never quite measuring up to being the leader that Guy Quartz was.
I think the conflict would have much more emphasis on the "Pearl can't understand why a man he respected so much would throw everything away for some bitch" aspect.

The little girl would also be her own father so IT would be a tranny

Bojack Horseman did it first.

What if the crystal gems were half human half gem and steven was a full gem?

>Rose going from shredded strongman rebellion leader to soft n gentle bearmode softy.
Nice

Because gender ending is transphobic now uwu

>gender ending

>Amethyst gets white hair
>Pearl despite having close to a natural hair and skin color gets her colors changed
What the hell is Rose supposed to be?

It would kill off the waifufags for sure. Probably no one would talk about it if that were the case.