Leaving a horny bisexual alien alone with your teenage daughter and son

>leaving a horny bisexual alien alone with your teenage daughter and son
Why was this allowed?

It's not like they want him there, he just won't leave. Have you ever tried to get a bisexual alien out of your house before?

They are ripping off Alf just with Seth's awful humor so it's Alf if he was an alcoholic, did drugs and tried to have sex with everything, in fact that's probably how he pitched the show

He's horny but he's not incestuous or a pedo. Judging from the fact that joined the house at least when Hayley was very young, he's probably considers them family.

>TFW Steve wants to fuck Hayley more than Roger.

Teenagers these days are fucking pussies who are too scared to fuck each other and would rather just play video games or text.

>bisexual alien capable of intricate and convincing disguises
>Why was this allowed?
It's a fucking gift from the gods. I don't understand the issue.

Roger disguised himself as a teenage girl and made out with Steve and Snot and has also painted Haley nude. He's not really above anything.

No one asked for your life's story, user.

>You stupid bitch. You're such a stupid bitch. Bitch doesn't even know.

Well, non stop sex with strangers didn't really make people happier did it? If anything it caused tons of people to become mentally ill

>bisexual

pretty sure Roger's only into men.

can confirm, had Ricky Martin over for a weekend

Rodger didn't really start out that way in season 1 he was just an effeminate wisecracker that couldn't leave the house.

He's had girlfriends on multiple occasions. And crushed on Hayley as well as Steve.

He's been with plenty of women. Off the top of my head he was with that Kim Kardashian alien.

Hayley is over 18 and is not really their responsibility, and who cares about Steve.

>He was an effeminate Alf
At least until they couldn't write parody Alf anymore so Rogers turned into a shape shifter

Also that chick during the hurricane who he blew off until she died. Also the gold digger who he married but I think that was part of a deeper scheme.

From the golfhouse episode, we know that Roger has one disguise that nobody in the family can recognize, and we still only know Steve and Stan's.
Who could Klaus, Haley and Francine's disguise be?

Yeah then he pretty much turned into THAT alien you have to keep a close eye on or else he’ll fuck your entire family.
He made out with Francine one drunk night and even has a disguise she gets soaking wet over.

>It's not like they want him there, he just won't leave.
damn, took 1 post to find the guy who doesn't watch the show

>pretty sure Roger's only into men.

What about Judy Panowitz?

If you want to be nitpicky, the AT&T rep Roger played in that one episode could be Francine's, but that could also just be Francine being dumb.

Roger wasn't into her, Sidney Hoffman was. Roger just gave her a pity chance after the whole thing got resolved.

But in episode about picril Stan missed him and tried to find someone similiar.

Thank goodness the porn parody had roger fucking Haley and Francine

That thing about her being a hermaphrodite was so random at the last second.

Plus I'm sure Roger was lying about his sex organs since he has given birth to a lot of people.

>Hayley is over 18 and is not really their responsibility

I thought Hayley was in her 20s already.

Hayley's fucked a lot of black dudes. Stan probably doesn't care anymore about her.

He's probably walked in on Steve and Snot "wrestling" more than once, he's probably too stupid to think about it.

The only time he ever cared was that one episode when Roger tried to fuck Francine.