This ugly dyke

This ugly dyke, probably 5'2, 250lbs, comes at you with a bat for being a straight white male. What do you do?
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Mag dump. All day every day

this thing needs to be nerve gassed

Pull the trigger. Empty the clip

>clip

>it's 5.2

No need for guns and weapons ,by just looking him I can easily take the manlet down I just need to keep my ankles far from his bat.

Kick it in the balls

Run away cause shes fat as fuck and wouldn't come close to keeping up.

Or just kneecap her if I had a gun.

Put her in a kingsized coffin

I dont think you can leave her Gravitational Field without a rocket. I will wait until Mr. Trump restarts the space programm and sends a rescue mission to pick me up.

Meanwhile I will build a little house on her back, I dont think she is agile enough to reach her back and hit me with a bat.

>him
user... I don't know how to tell you this...

Swing my cock and balls in xher face saying " can't trans this"

THIC

5'2"
250

Walk away briskly

Glass that cunt right in the tuna can.

>not going commie hunting with a garand

>my eyes

Jesus Crist, she is manlier than his dad.

i'd be more terrified if she came at me with a knife and fork.

Quickly shout about how much I love North Korea.

i thought lesbians like the female form hence becoming gay.

when girls become masculine is that an accurate representation of males?

Do you agree with her representation and any other girl that wants to emulate masculinity?
Almost all of them cut their hair, get fat, and act "butch".

I'm not fat, stupid looking, or have short hair, and i dont act blunt.

GRAB

keep pullin the trigger til the gun goes *click*

women aren't actually lesbians, you'll notice almost all "lesbians" are disgusting hamplanets that no man wants
so they larp as truckers and have sex with eachother

grab it by the pussy I guess.

it...has a pussy..right?

Fuck weapons... five finger death grip on her meaty dyke jugular...

>tat filename

>Orange Is The New Black
I stole this pic from other thread.

Large target is large.

Hey, free baseball bat.

do males larp?

what is the LARP of males in a natural form? emulation?

Liking sports, guns, driving big trucks, acting crass, getting into fights, chasing girls?

personally, i don't chase girls because of reasons but i don't turn down going to the bunny ranch or the equivalent because its convenient. I don't follow sports at all, but i do skateboard every now and then.

HADOOOOUKEN

Activate tard Autism rage and suffer a broken arm but in the end bathe in her blood and later claim insanity and go free.

Honestly, if that happens to me on the street I'd be so bamboozled I'd probably miss a hit of that bat.

>get into a fight with a fat midget bull dyke
>used to box, I got this, no problem
>right hook, down and out
>dyke gets back up
>left right combo
>knocked out
>dyke gets back up again like Michael Myers
>fuck it
>flying kung fu kick to the chin
>fight should be over
>dyke gets back up for more
>realise I'm fighting a Weeble

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Magdump into its vitals and go pick up my medal from the local sheriff.

I'm in Texas and I have all of my tags for this season.

fatty goes batty

Djibouti shooty

But I'm Hispanic, I still voted Trump so I might get murdered as a traitor.

Kek

Wait for him to get tired of running towards me then curb stomp her.

Quarter circle forward, quarter circle forward, kick.
ARE YOU OKAY?

Hey, c'mon c'mon!

That's right. Just won circle around it and it'll collapse on the ground like a beast of burden