Union of South American Nations

>this is now a reachable reality
Thanks America
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_of_South_American_Nations

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>union of idiots
yay

Elaborate, faggot.

pls burger no bulli

We'd need a south American version of the Ba'ath party for that.

do South Americans ever compare themselves to North America and wonder wtf happened

That flag looks a bit... socialist.

poor mexico :(

gibe moni or i repot u

>USA will go protectionist and isolationist, forcing countries with US presence like Chile, Peru and Mexico to go for Brazil instead of the USA
>Trump will deport latinos all over, raging diplomacy and uniting all Latinos against them
>Trump will destroy Mexico by scrapping the NAFTA deal and TPP
>THE WALL will literally be the final straw for people realizing how bad the US and Leftists parties will grow stronger
Trump benefited the left in South America and literally killed the traditional right wing and giving birth to the new meme right

Just like everything else here.

You happened

There's books explaining why we're failures written by Lefties who blame American/British imperialism.

>be South America
>get nationalistic government that wants protectionism and to develop their infrastructure
>gets coup'd
literally the XX century

>forcing countries with US presence like Chile, Peru and Mexico to go for Brazil instead of the USA

to go "for brazil"? what for? aids-ridden trannies? zika?

maybe a top 10 economy of the world with a similar culture and history?

Its never going to happen.
Mexico, argentina and >WE will never a leader other than itself.

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Argentina is literally under our sphere due to Mercosul m8. If we go down they go down too

NOT FUCKING RED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY EYES

I really hate this monkey.

LULA WILL GO TO JAIL

>top economy
>12%+ unemployment, cities made of literal garbage, aids epidemic, rampant poverty

gdp is a meme

How? The left is dead in Brazil. No one cares about spic countries

Fuck off,globalist parasite
You know very well that our armed forces won't allow it

America is not a country, so you can not talk to America, specially when speaking about other American countries

Unlike mercosul, unasul implies political unity a la EU. I doubt they will ever agree to anything.

>The left is dead in Brazil
Not as long as Lula is still popular and kicking

It's the same gommie monkey attention whore who shitpost about Lula everyday.

Can't wait for Lula go to jail and he will never be here again

Louvado seja KEK.

Stop being pedantic, we know murica means the US.

no thanks

While I dont mind Im not accepting portuguese, so youd have to give up your culture, do you want to? A South American union minus brasil is way easier, and its hard anyway.

Take that Simon Bolivar shit and shove it boi

Yes lula 2018!

It sure is a shitty world then.
Cant even walk the streets in brazil

>mfw this monkey is reseting his modem

You were a shithole long beore the Monroe doctrine

>giving up our culture
our culture are literally catholicism, enjoying life, socialistic, strong family values and trust above fear. I mean even our languages are similar for fucks sake. I went to Mexico last year without speaking a word of spanish. I mean I traveled literally thousands of miles and everything was the same. I got drunk, made friends, fucked some hot chicks. We are literally the same, even our banter is the same m8

Can we imagine a union with spics? Spics hate themselves.

Gommies are so delusional.

'no'

Go for it. Just stop sending your people here, and I don't care what you do.

This would be a disaster. More successful economies would have to carry places like Venezuela and Blowivia. It would be like the EU but with less money and more thieves.

Simon B tried this already and was disheartened by what would have been as great an experiment as the US. Bravo for the effort Simon.

how many people did you behead just for bantz?

Aren't the lefties themselves responsible? No one blames the USSR?

>so youd have to give up your culture, do you want to?
Have you seen our culture? Not that yours is much better anyway.

mexcrements not invited, thank you

Why not?,Venezuela?

Yeah, let's make all meetings in spanish, it's what most of us talk anyway.

That's the compromise Brazil, we agree to a south american union, but you drop the Portuguese, it's hard to trust an ally if you can't understand what are they saying, and to make all us learn Portuguese, it's imperialistic.

Don't tell him that, you'll crush his gommie bedtime stories, Brazil was best in the world before Monroe took our magical powers and shieet.

No, they a good boy. Not real communism, though. Never tried, remember?

>You were a shithole long beore the Monroe doctrine
Yeah you mean the days when we were praised for having a Strong Monarch that was patron of sciences and arts recognized all over the world?

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kek, more than you can imagine, my fellow american in Mexico

You are not America. There is an easy test to find out if you qualify.
Yes or no, was your country made great again on Nov 8th?
If you answered "no", you do not qualify.
tl;dr North America is best America

we can't take care of ourselves and this guy wants a fking union ffs.
we have to clean our house first then we can start thinking big

>>Trump will destroy Mexico by scrapping the NAFTA deal and TPP
NAFTA destroyed Mexico in the first place by depressing agricultural prices.

Stop reading MEC books. It was ALWAYS a shithole.

>No one blames the USSR?
>Aren't the lefties themselves responsible? No one blames the USSR?
Yes they are 100% responsible, good observation, leaf.

However, the popular consensus is that being right-wing = sucking USA cock, and that leftist views are more tolerant and better for society.

We could be much better off if you NATO fucks liberated us, but you don't give a shit about us.

what is the point, i don't even like sharing a country with like 80% of the other departments from here, why would i want any type of union

>NAFTA destroyed Mexico in the first place by depressing agricultural prices.
yes and it will destroy it again by removing all the factories and jobs from there. The thing is they will have to rebuild their infrastructure form scratch now

>least rare pepe

there are more portuguese speakers in south america than spanish speakers m8

What ever happened to that whole impeachment situation in Brazil where they were trying to get rid of their president or prime minister or whatever? Did anything ever come out of it? I remember watching the vote go through

Fuck no
Oh god no

>However, the popular consensus is that being right-wing = sucking USA cock, and that leftist views are more tolerant and better for society.

This, unfortunately. The younger population tends to be very aggressive against the right-wing in general.

yes, the USA cucks won, but now they lost due to trump being elected and they are panicking cause the economy will never ever recover and they will probably lose the 2018 election

>Yes they are 100% responsible, good observation, leaf.
Yes the USSR is totally responsable for electing João Goulart amirite

It happened and the new guy is great for salt mining.
Pic related Temer (new guy) removed all the women.

What a horrendous post.

this was the plot of a COD game

Yeah. Because Petrobras, the drug cartels, several dictators and the venezuelan politburo will all get along just nicely.

They should build their own shit. Mexico is long overdue for a revolution. By exporting fighting aged males to the US they have avoided the inevitable for a while but it is time for Mexicans to take what they want and build something at home.

My culture is already filled with too much garbage. The nation's biggest prides are food and a sport from our biggest historical enemies. Now you want to mix with other subhumans?

Some times, thinking big cleans the house, if you want to invite people over you have to clean first.

Why sould we blame the russkies, they never put a foot on here, the book was written by a Prusian.

Economical and military alliances, for mutual benefit, we already receive a lot of Colombians, why not make it more official.

Yes, but in just one country, changing educational policies, it's easier in just one country, it's a foreign languague anyway, why not change it?

youve clueless if you think american factories have benefited mexico

we have shit like kimberly clark that completely has made entire towns sick by polluting water reservoirs, but you never read about that on murican news

every single american factory here has been brought to take advantage of lax regulations and a weak peso. no one is doing us a favour, the real damage they are doing here FAR outweights any benefit

We can change it.

almost like children lashing out at years of pent up angst

yes, I agree, but every Latin American country has a globalist party that literally shills for the US, and wants to bring protectionism down
>youve clueless if you think american factories have benefited mexico
I am totally against them, I am saying that your economy will suffer a huge shock from losing jobs and industries from the USA

You mean like Germany carrying THE Whole fucking Eu?

This. These trade deals are not about helping anyone, but about skirting US labor laws that make US citizens the least desired employees on the planet.

We already do that with Mercosur m8

>Why not?,Venezuela?

It's not like we haven't tried that exact type of union twice in our history, and both times it failed. Terribly. And besides, it's not like the current growth in some parts of LA wasn't funded on our money, specifically.

we don't need an union to be friends

Not going to happen.
Also, fuck commies.

The problem is, our "common core" got approved long ago and now the entire country is subverted to shit.

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Hopefully, my friend, hopefully.

Unfortunately it's not only the younger population. Most teachers and (((intellectuals))) are literal marxists.

>PT
>ever coming back
It's over

We're not friends.

Chile, best economy in South/Latin America!

hhhmmm, I wonder why...

Pinochet is the best economist in the 3rd world.

Is this how Great Britain saw us when the revolution started?

It's odd and sort of cute, Imagine Africa as a super power.

Yeah yeah we can also understand french and stuff due to latin roots, but the thing is people wouldnt accept having to learn portuguese in school unless they had portuguese parents. So, if you dont give a shit about your language its settled, but if you are any nationalistic then you can agree its an issue to tackle.

The problem is your country is way too big, so any union with you would be an agreement to be assimilated (which is cultural suicide), not an union. You'd definitely be the single most powerful economically, politically, demographically (and that pushes everything in a few generations), etc (I suppose SA sans Brazil would have to form a political block to compete), and the issue again is we are accepting of a union, but dont want to become Brazil.

no it isn't m8, he is still considered the best president in history, leader in every poll, to the point that the right-wing still sees him as a problem and wants to jail him

I'm not you friend, pal

invade uruguay pls br

>Implying socialism can afford machines
>Implying less jobs is a good thing
I wonder how many steins you can find in this book.

Hey that's our rightful clay. Along with Paraguay.

>union of our country with all those other literal garbage countries
Please no

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The last thing we need is another "union" to centralize power further.

What we need is balkanization and secession.

China is taking over Africa.

wow

>steins

Not even. Try ex-KGB and commie activists. The 80s doomed us for all eternity. Thanks, superpowers.