Trump-lovers:

Trump-lovers:

What do you think about Mike Pence?

I thought we all fucking hated Jesusfags here.

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He's shit.

God bless Mike"don't give these fags a chance,hook 'em up to the electric fence and see 'em dance"Pence

He's converted to the Church of Trump.

Sup Forums was a Christian Board. We are now a kekish board, but we are still down wit JC

He's the deadman's switch. If Trump goes Pence destroys everything.

Mike Pence is alright.

Go take your edgy fedora atheism to Sup Forums

Here on pol, we honor our Christian culture.

you thought wrong dumby

His debate against Jesuit CIA Iran-Contra Kaine pretty much sums it up.

This exactly.
If they kill Trump, the gays will pay.

i dont think any of us ever really liked pence, but he is trumps insurance policy

if the globalists manage to kennedy trump, then this religious nutjob takes over and just fucks everyones shit up

He's the only thing protecting trump from an assassination attempt from the left.

fucking this

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He seriously believes in evolution.

I hate him, but he comports himself well and looks the part. So long as Trump keeps him collared and makes sure he knows who is in charge here (which seems like it will be the case, as every time his opinion diverged from Pence's over the past few months he didn't hesitate in saying so, even during the debates), I'll tolerate him.

Also as others have said, he's the #1 thing stopping liberal/progressive assassins from going after Trump.

The GOP is already colluding to impeach Trump, Pence might be the President though that would mean a massive happening/potential civil war.

GB2 peggit if you don't love him.

Great man, truly looking forward to his contribution.

Only Jesus can safe u

GOPe is fucking shitting its pants at what just happened because they're all treasonous Jew-colluders who thought the gravy shekel train would keep running.

Live by the circumcision, die by the circumcision. How's it feel now?

He's going to kill fags, trannies, and SJWs. Sounds good to me.

He's insurance to deincentivize an assassination

based besides being a creationist

>I thought we all fucking hated Jesusfags here.

what a fucking newfag, go back to /r/atheism

Sup Forums is a christian board.

Nutso neocon plant

If Trump doesn't leash him then it'll just prove he's a globalist plant

I'm so glad we have liberals like you to help our cause, thanks false-flagger!

Eke

conservatives tend not to get assassinated, it's always the liberals (Lincoln, McKinley, Kennedy). Both Ford and Reagan were shot at, but they were just trying to impress women.

Counterpoint: Who will protect Trump from an assassination attempt via the Right?

>I thought we all fucking hated Jesusfags here.
you seem confused

He sure got a purdy mouth

You guys all realize that Trump will either be impeached or will willfully resign, leaving this man in the Oval Office, right?
>yfw the entire country becomes one big Indiana
Have you been to Indiana? It's fucking awful.
Well done, you meme loving fucks.

his face is so satisfying to look at

>President Pence
has a nice ring to it.

No, seriously. Have you been to Indiana?

Reminder that Trump is from blue NYC and was a known democratic voter.

Trump isn't an idiot, he's a strategist. Pence is every Libshits worst nightmare personified and would probably even turn away a portion of conservatives if he held power. Yeah, he's assassination insurance.

Trump is more likely, I think, to have attempts on his life than Obama ever did. He just usurped the establishment, pissed off the global elite, and has over a quarter (I'm assuming) of the US population thinking he's Hitler.

Remember, Trump is a 5D chess master

>Wake up day after election
>pretty hungover don't really remember much of last night but happy Trump won.
>"You're awake"
>Holy shit where am I and is that MIKE PENCE?
>"Lets go sober you up son, we've got work to do" Pence tells me.
>walk out of this big warehouse full of empty cages. Like a chicken factory or something.
>how did I fucking get here?
>Get in Mikes car. He starts driving REALLY fast. Like 100mph.
>He looks angry. Knuckles are white as he's gripping the wheel
>"H-hey Mike wwhy don't yo" I stammer
>"user. Be very very quiet, we're hunting faggots" he says. Sounding like Elmer Fudd from those old Warner Brothers cartoons.
>Suddenly he pulls the handbreak and we slide then the car stops
>before I even know whats happening he's out the door punching this black guy wearing high heels and a skirt. Knocks the guys weave off
>I get out. Start kicking the nigger too. He squeals like a girl.
>Pence grabs some zipties from his pocket, ties the niggers hands together. Puts a black bag over his head. Stuffs a sock in his mouth.
>Says "user, I'm gonna black bag all of the fags" "Help me get this nigger in the trunk"
>load nigger in trunk. Pence drives back to warehouse with the cages. We lock the nigger inside one. He barely fits and he can't stand properly because his heels are caught between the bars
>He's crying. Pleading for help. Can't really understand him with the sock in his mouth.
>"THIS IS TRUMPS AMERICA NOW!" I yell. Spit on the the nigger faggot in his cage.
>Pence tases him through the bars.
>Police come. Walk up. See nigger in cage and laugh. "Haha! Nice one Pence, pretty soon you'll be putting us out of business"
>After that me and Pence went out, we've already filled most of those cages.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

I think Pence is ok. I still don't remember how I woke up in that Warehouse but I'm glad I did.

this is because liberals force social and cultural change on the population. conservatism decides what of these changes works and what doesn't. the liberals take all of the risk in this equation because they are the face of this change that may or may not work out.

Outside of Indianapolis, Indiana is absolutely fine.

Go play in traffic, edgemaster

i think it also has to do with trump not being a very convincing christian. by picking pence trump wins more christian votes

>he's a strategist
It's fascinating how you people assign intellectual intent to this man when there isn't any. He literally just says shit. He's a human Rorshach test.

Trump isn't a master at anything, he just wanted attention and now has to work for the first time in his life.

>I thought we all fucking hated Jesusfags here.
Christians are good people. Can't say I like them in politics, though.

Hoosier fag here. wasn't a Pence fan at all when he was governor, but he's won me over. I think the fantastic job he did at the VP debate is when he won me over and became /our guy/

he's an asshole. typical old guard GOP. he can piss up a rope.

Awul, but he was just a method to gain evangelical votes and be a life insurance for trump.

>(((Barry Goldwater)))
you like jews better?

>Can't say I like them in politics, though.
Can't say I care tbqh
We should've listened to Hamilton and gone full state religion.

>I thought we all fucking hated Jesusfags here.

Nope, just you, you flaming homosexual. Your time is up btw.

>hating someone just because of their beliefs

no, only liberals do that

as long as he rustles sjw i don't care if he thinks dinosaurs are demons

The clinton campaigners disagree with you, but I suppose you, with your regurgitated opinions, are the expert we need.

>conservatives decide what works
No they don't, they fight everything tooth and nail no matter what it is. Whatever was the norm when their brain began to atrophy, everything new is EVIL and BAD. They have to be forced into it against their will and get used to it begrudgingly, this has been true throughout history. Secession from England, the abolition of slavery, females getting to vote, fuckin' SOCCER.

If you people would just trust us to explain what the new shit is and that it wouldn't hurt you, we could actually lead the free world again.

should have been flynn

*puts lips directly on microphone*
WRONG.

i hate muslims, does that make me a liberal?

Yeah, born and raised in Ft. Wayne, here. You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>them high school dropout rates
>them teen pregnancy rates
>them unemployment rates
>them infant mortality rates
>them adult literacy rates
The only thing Indiana seems to excel at is being one of the fattest states in the country.

Female voting was one of the harshest blows to western civilization that has ever happened.

Butthurt coastalfag detected.

>We
Kill yourself shill.

I'm not a falseflagger. I hate fags and SJWs.

>the Clinton campaigners think he's smart
Calling "fact" a "regurgitated opinion" is an interesting argumentative strategy. Gonna have to remember that.

The Clinton campaign didn't have a counter argument. Their whole strategy of showing the country he was bad, was to point at him and go, "See?"

sorry but if society progresses too quickly or at an uncomfortable pace then it will inevitably collapse. just because you are wielding the torch of progress, does not mean you are walking in the correct direction. someday you'll grow up and see the light, kiddo.

Good guy. Mike "AC/DC LGBT" Pence is a great sidekick to the Unstumpable One.

We are a Christian board. Atheists are agents of degeneracy.

Deus Vult is the religion of peace

This

We are mainly a Christian board, with a few atheist sprinkled in.

Anyone else get the feeling that the liberals totally missed out on pointing out how right wing Pence is? Not saying it's a bad thing, but I think a lot of people are just learning about him for the first time.

Yes Lol

If they knew, they would be flipping their shit. The fact that it wasnt mentioned it probably gave Trump a lot of extra votes.

He's based, a true aryan christian conservative man
>I thought we all fucking hated Jesusfags here.
Sup Forums is full of christians, you faggot

Devout christians still have very good values.

Think Ned Flanders.

Good man!

COMPORTABLE PENCE
OF COMMON SENSE

None of us want electroshock therapy for gays. We like Pence to the extent that he is:

1. a loyal lapdog for Trump
2. assassination insurance for Trump

plus he's comfy as fuck

Pence was just a concession to the GOP to get them to fall in line.

I suspect Trumo will kick him to the curb, after John Miller releases videos of Pence killing a gays in his basement via electric chair.

>None of us want electroshock therapy for gays.
speak for yourself, buddy.

>Calling "fact" a "regurgitated opinion" is an interesting argumentative strategy.
This is some of the poorest rhetoric I've ever seen and I'm ashamed of myself for even responding to it.
>Their whole strategy of showing the country he was bad, was to point at him and go, "See?"
And to discuss his policies and a million other things that won't fit into your simpleton head.

There's a difference between hating a religion and a death-cult

Here are my thoughts as a Liberal atheist

Do I want a criminal who sold her soul out to the highest bidders, but just so happens to have some views in align with mine.

Or

Passionate people who want to do good but are stupid in some aspects, IE denying evolution and vaccine.

That said I still think Trump has some of his left values but decided to use the Republican party to get elected. A lot of shit he said is easy to accomplish to some degree, even the wall if you do some contractual loophole where some money Mexico pays in trade goes toward the wall so you could still say "Mexico is paying for the wall"

(((they))) called trump literally hitler which makes no sense but if you said pence is literally hitler i can see where youre going with that. not that theres anything wrong with that.

mike "want to get pounded? please stay grounded" pence
mike "an ampere for every queer" pence
mike "empty my nine on the gay club line" pence

>None of us want electroshock therapy for gays.
kys fag

>None of us want electroshock therapy for gays

Says the fag.

You're first.

I don't understand the hate for Indianapolis. I'm an immigrant and lived here for 10 years and as far as cities go, it's a nice place to live. Not too big but not too small if you're looking for a city. I have had no problems at all finding work here, skilled or unskilled.

There's also what seems to be a ring of white suburbs around Indianapolis keeping the nogs in line. Although here, blacks are pretty chill unless you go to the inner city ghetto.

Fuck IndyGo, though.

>none of us want electroshock therapy for gays

>Trump is assassinated and Pence takes over
>first act as president is to make this the new national anthem:youtube.com/watch?v=xiyuNlw9BAs

Ive been saying this right along trump is an independent he just used the party to get what he wanted. this guys is the master of the deal!

I worked on Shadeland. Niggers are a problem whether you were exposed to it or not. Indy has the problem of not being big or affluent enough to have a ton of awesome shit to do (outside of broad ripple), but still have plenty of nigs and crime.

he's a faggot, but his existence should (hopefully) dissuade would-be trump assassins.

I don't think there's anyone who would like Donald over Pence, present company excluded of course.

Watt's his name ? Watt's his name.

Mike "Taze the gays" Pence

Mike (race war now, gas the kikes) Pence

>None of us want electroshock therapy for gays.

Pros:
>Voted against bank bailouts
>Voted for border wall
>Triggers SJW's
>Made Indiana Great Again
>Loyal to Trump and seems to genuinely get along with him
>Looks like a good father and the type of guy who gives whole bars of candy on Halloween
>Great debate performance
>Might prevent Trump from being assassinated by a lefty (If they're smart)
>Secures the neocon/fundamentalist vote

Cons:
>Supported war in Iraq and probably would support one in Syria
>Endorsed Ted Cruz during Indiana primary
>Might encourage assassinations by the establishment/neocons

I admit when I first saw him get picked as VP my stomach dropped a little, but I've warmed up to him.

>Trump's policies
He doesn't have policies, he just says shit. Hillary would say, "Remember the time you said X? There's an easily searchable YouTube video of you saying it," and Trump would say, "Nope, you fucking liar. I didn't say that. Lol bitches amirite?"

Hillary fucked up by not calling that shit out. Now you're here shilling for a man who doesn't believe in anything. His beliefs change from day to day, he's like an idiot manchild.

Christianity is not as white as Asatru, but it is acceptable, being that whites have followed it for many centuries.

I'm excited about Mike Pence: the first gay vice president.

You sound like a very simple person who doesn't understand the political process. Do you think Hilary actually changed her mind about gay marriage, etc?

Trump's positions have been pretty clear to anyone with a brain, even if he doesn't state them consistently.

dude its over, youre not getting paid for this anymore. give up.