I recently came home to my dad's house and low and behold, I see my cousin. Now, my cousin is a HUGE user of Tumblr. She is gay, liberal, fat activist, etc. So when I told her I supported Trump, the practically lunged at me. I am now hiding in the home office. so Sup Forums, what do I do?
If you're not willing to post a video of this for the good of the meme-machine than you get none of my advice
Isaiah Wilson
tell her to act like an adult or don't bring up adult topics
Bentley Young
This C'mon douchebag, I'll personally help spread the aids.
Andrew Phillips
Meme her into the grave.
Ryder Brooks
Lol, you fuckin' ded, son. She gon be a part of the liberal death squads and she got your number
Samuel Martinez
Go out there naked and grab her by the pussy. Soon as she even starts to say anything force your cock in mouth and fuck it till you cum. Tell her "This is Trumps country now bitch".
It's a win-win situation for both of you. You get to shut her up and fire off a load. She gets something to bitch about on Tumblr to her other shill friends.
Jaxson Robinson
stand tall but don't point the finger and accuse people. it's not rocket space
Gabriel Johnson
film & spread
Gabriel Diaz
Run. You'll help her lose weight.
Easton Edwards
My friend dumped me and my live in boyfriend is screaming at me and menacing me =(
Christopher Gonzalez
CHeked do it faggot
Liam Diaz
Grab her by the pussy then take her out furniture shopping.
Matthew Smith
Give us an address, we can come by with vegan pizza and Twinkies to distract the hambeast so you can escape.
Worse comes to worse, we need an elephant gun.
Parker Bennett
...
Cooper Brooks
Grab the nearest blunt object and euthanize the rabid hambeast.
Eli Gray
Have you tried growing some balls?
Dylan Jones
Play Trump remixes loudly.
Wyatt Morris
I have an sjw cousin too, just laugh at her because she is the only lefty in your family. And bask in the tears and salt as she looks for tickets to Canada
Adam Murphy
Buy her tickets to Syria.
Mason Brooks
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. A FULLY ENRAGED FEMINIST CAN BITE A MAN'S HEAD CLEAN OFF. I AINT FUCKING WITH THAT THING.
Nathan Perry
Stick your penis inside her
Jose Perry
You go out and say "MAGA" and beat her ass if she doesn't immediately comply.
Connor Campbell
I should clarify. She's also half Mexican.
I raise a finger and half of liberal media will bust down my door.
Aaron Gray
Doesn't this make them explode though?
OP do it but with a 5 foot stake
Evan Brooks
Have her chase you around until she is skinny.
Dylan Torres
Make her angry and let her chase you. Eventually, either her fat or her legs are gonna go.
Luis Young
My cousin is the same and she screamed for nearly an hour because I said trap
Landon Ramirez
baseball bat
Leo Gomez
Go make yourself a bagel, smear some butter on it, and eat it.. enjoy it anonymous.
Let her complain, but ignore her. She is not worth a second away from that tasty bagel, covered in butter.
That is what you do, instead of hiding away in your safe space..
Lincoln Taylor
why are you talking about traps with your cousin?
Angel Gray
>fat activist jfc. OP might be hiding from Shezilla...
Aiden Myers
>hiding from a tranny chimping out how about you grow some balls and kick his ass
Logan Gray
Start texting her screenshots of the replies in this thread.
Grayson Perry
Throw a Twinkle out the door and while she is GORGING RUN LIKE WIND.
Luke Hill
quit being such a damn pussy. get in there and stand your ground. if she physically attacks you, don't hit back. instead take a few hits, maybe a couple of bruises and call the cops.
that way, when they question you and your family, there won't be a situation where everyone except you denies anything happened.
be a goddamn man.
Nolan Bailey
Or you could fall back to the ship and nuke the site from orbit....only way to be sure.
Jaxon Wilson
Really Upset Paco Returning Home Soon.
Xavier King
Laugh at her
James King
Just do not consider her a human being. She will be hapier this way > racist white cis ableist transphobic antimuslim scum bigot hates her Dream of her life.
Luis White
elellel this is why i love this site
Hudson Morris
wow
kek is unforgiving
Samuel Brooks
Oh shiiiiieeet...my numbers are the same foward or backwards. Almost.
Cameron Fisher
Blood for the Blood God!! khem, muahaha
Kayden Roberts
...
Luis Mitchell
Use your forearm blades, bro.
Daniel Hall
FPBP
OP you're a faggot numale for hiding
Brody Fisher
Throw salad at her. It's like throwing garlic at a vampire.
Adrian Peterson
post Video PLEASE
Blake Allen
Easy fix. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.
Noah Ortiz
Tell her you now see your mistake. Be sincere. Lie. Lie to the Nazis.
Owen Torres
If you aren't stronger than a (((women))) then you deserve to be beaten.
Julian Martinez
Probably cut off your dick and apologize. You're obviously too pathetic to have the superior genitals of a man who would Put that fat cunt in her place.
Asher Edwards
Trigger her more than 3 times in an hour and she will kill herself. Works everytime.
Jack Perez
>Sup Forums
Get it right ffs
Carter Howard
But she brought her dad
Ryan Bennett
tell her you had to support the candidate who was most likely to end drone strikes in the middle east and to go find a syrian refugee and ask them what they think of hillary clinton
Noah Nguyen
Pics of your landwhale cousin?
Zachary Peterson
Here "she" is.
Brody Davis
kill it with fire
Matthew Reyes
Non-white detected. Take "her" with you back across the border, Jose.
Logan Cox
Tobias?
William Reed
Bribe your larger cousin with a food item, Like a side of beer,Anything she can momentarily occupy herself with so you can escape
Jackson Bennett
I thought they arrested smugglypuff
Dominic Rogers
What is she doing in your home?
Zachary Sanders
You really think it'll pierce all the fat?
Nolan Martin
She kinda looks like Mei from Overwatch. She also kinda looks like she has downs.
Parker Watson
you need to sit her down and have a joe rogan talk with her. sit her down and say you want to have a talk, let her know that you are going to say some things that are going to hurt her ego and you want to help her and break down some walls and you aren't trying to brainwash her or hurt her feeling you're trying to make life easier for her because ultimately she is crippling herself.
First tell her that looks are very important for women when making life easier on themselves, tell her she needs to lose weight and the easiest way is by eating healthier and encourage her to exercise, then tell her she isn't that ugly but once she loses weight shell look really good, tell her she needs to cut her eyebrows by using a comb and trimming them. Next tell her that her political beliefs are pretty much blatant brainwashing from all platforms pretty much from social media to media to television shows. Tell her you don't mind if she thinks you're crazy but what they want you to do is cause arguments and jump down peoples throats for their beliefs, tell her all you want her to do is to not do that to you.
Then once she loses weight and becomes semi hot you fuck her, fuck her good user, please.
Ryan Carter
Start blasting Screwdriver and walk out doing a Roman salute.
Carter Richardson
its not my fault. my uncle married a Mexican gold digger. he is now divorced.
Gavin Wilson
she believes that trump raped a 13 year old girl because she read it online and will buy Nicaragua and name it trump city.
there is no reasoning with her.
Oliver Bailey
shut your door, tell her not to fuck with you else youll call her a girl.
Nolan Fisher
her man i just typed that out while playing league of legends you cunt, if you want answers there it fucking is, there is helping her, you need to educate her or shut the fuck up, you're coming to us and i'm giving you GOLD LITERAL GOLD NOW GO FUCK YOUR COUSIN
Luis Nelson
Chad?
Gabriel Turner
Holy fuck dude. You have to do it now.
Jace Gonzalez
Show her the video of Trump saying trannies should be able to use whatever bathroom they want