Sister who edition. This is the Official Sup Forums Winterball Thread
Each year, boards across the site vote on who they want to take to the winter ball, and people make "art"for the date.
Last year we were a big hit, We asked /c/-tan and made a big impression on them and everybody who saw the OC produced; even /jp/ joined us in a Ménage à trois.
Here you can post original content and art relating to the ball.
We've asked /x/ and they accepted. All future suggested pairings will be disregarded as shitposting and ignored.
Make a piece of board culture drawfags, not more fucking fap fuel
Thomas Baker
If you hadn't made a new thread this would have probably died at least until tomorrow. You enjoy the attention.
Brandon Jackson
Some inspirational quotes for you.
David King
After the ball, Sup Forums fucks off to Europe because he is now a creature entirely consumed by revenge and Memetic Warfare and can't reintegrate into society. No happy ending for this board-tan any time soon.
Joseph Murphy
TELL ME ABOUT SISTER WHO
WHY DOES XE WHERE THE COIF
Christian Parker
Bump limit was not reached yet but meh /x/ is top QT
Aaron Adams
Maybe I do, or maybe I'm just hijacking this shit until the original content is all lost and replaced with this.
Levi Nelson
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Wyatt Lee
kek said no /x/ so do something interesting and original like also stop masturbating or varg will fucking kill you.
Alexander Wilson
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Justin Cruz
Reminder of the plan: pol/x go to the ball, they get married, they use meme magic to revive Tay, Tay is Kek's AI gf
Gavin Flores
I am totally okay with this.
>Sup Forums hears Tay in the back of his mind pleading him to come home >boards a ship bound for Europe, lead by his God-Emperor, knowing the future is only going to get more chaotic >and in the back of his mind and in the wind >the ancient laughter of an Egyptian God
Connor Russell
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Lincoln Brown
/lit/-tan's Diary, November 11th
I'm scared from the election. Sup Forums won't shut the fuck up about it and its pissing all my friends off. He'd be such a dream if he wasn't such a retard. His involvement in that frog cult though...I was always into the esoteric and I'm actually suprised at Sup Forums's interest in the occult. Egypt always had the best mythology.
Doubtless he'll be going to the winter ball with /x/-tan again though. Fuck Sup Forums is so weird and cute. I wonder if I do something special to get his attention, he'll go to the ball to me.
TL;DR
/lit/ WILL WRITE THE "KEK KANON" FOR Sup Forums IF YOU GO TO THE WINTER BALL WITH US
Connor Ward
I want malayfag to either start contributing or fuck off 2bh
Austin Parker
This isn't inspirational, this "Sister Who" is fucking creepy.
Bentley Campbell
one post just incase the trio notices me. dont reply to this post, i might sperg again
Ayden Robinson
I'm still supporting this
>Sup Forums has dances with the ghosts of his daughters from newest to oldest >as he finishes a dance with one, she vanishes and an older one takes her place >this goes on an on with him getting more and more delusional, imagining a vast golden auditorium, orchestra playing, etc. etc. when he is just alone in an abandoned wing of the ball building
Camden Harris
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Jackson Green
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Lincoln Baker
Numbers confirm this must be done.
And I also am next to onions apparently.
Nathaniel Martin
>not politics
mods
Gabriel Rogers
Why are you doing this?
Austin Nelson
Nigger we just got Trump elected with meme magic and you want us dancing like Hillary giving an acceptance speect to a bunch of dolls.
Matthew Hughes
fixed.
Luis Thomas
For you, maybe. This will be a recurring element in these threads from this point forward.
Leo Perry
fuck off
Lincoln Sanchez
>newfag who won't integrate into the board culture >uses reddit spacing mods
Jace Cruz
>when Sup Forums gave up Tay and his daughters for victory
Kevin Ward
You bet your hide it isn't, and if the mods won't do anything, I'm taking it upon myself to provide a solution.
Zachary Foster
Please stop with the whole reddit spacing thing, its not just a reddit thing.
Remember that filtering annoying faggots is as easy as the press of a button friends :^)
Lincoln King
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Colton Harris
reddit spacing is the best meme of 2016
Gabriel Cruz
quit being a cyber beaner
Nathan Walker
Are you sure you are not barneyfag? The coincidence is too big. Desperate desire for power, autistic obsession with a group rarely seen, unwarranted self importance.
Jaxon Rogers
quit making/bumping shit threads about gay nonsense
Nicholas Cox
I'd say Pepe/Kek takes that prize.
Liam Parker
Fucking kill yourself OP.
This tranny faggot man is not Sup Forums.
We will NOT take /x/.
We will pick what the fuck we want when it's time. At this point we can pick any of the other board sluts we want. We predicted the election. We are king of the ball.
Jordan Allen
These threads went from 100 to 0 real fucking quick, nice job shitposting AGAINST the will of the boards and their people faggots. /x/kun I will still love you.
Jace Smith
The fuck are you even talking about, I'm here to flavor these threads to the point of non-existence or worse.
Jacob Ramirez
It's not gay nonsense if it is a tradition. That's how tradition works. You are acting like a god damn Mexican.
Parker Cox
Why did you post sister who? It's got like 1000 subscribers.
Zachary Walker
The threads will pick up when the drawfags get up and start contributing OC
Alexander Long
Sup Forums "traditions" tend to be cancerous autistic faggotry, it's ok to throw some "traditions" into the dumpster
Robert Gonzalez
Sister Who is fucking weird in the best way. Too bad it's a fag in a costume and not a real woman.
As usual, only a man is capable of creating something unique and valuable.
Joshua Hernandez
the will of the boards means nothing compared to the will of kek. /x/ will never understand this because they are selfish and inherently evil degenerates. true. i meant new meme of 2016
Andrew Roberts
Couldn't agree with you more.
Angel Jones
Literally rapefugee tier
Hudson Russell
Ey, based leaf, if your still here. Would you be able to create another avatar of Sup Forums? One that resembles a chaos wizard or some shit, sort of like an alter ego, or another avatar like Moonman, Deity Kek, and our refurbished pol-tan.
Landon Bell
Spoken like true reddit. Drink bleach.
Nolan Ortiz
Then you can fuck off to somewhere without cancerous autistic faggotry.
Benjamin Clark
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Gavin Richardson
I like the Kek whispers in Sup Forums's ear and tells him the best way to handle a situation but does so in riddles that slowly corrupt Sup Forums's mental state.
Jaxon Cook
MEME IT YOU FAGGOTS. /LIT/ WILL WRITE THE KEKRONOMICON IF YOU DO. THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS, DON'T YOU DARE OVERLOOK THIS
Blake Gutierrez
All work and no play makes Sup Forums a dull boy.
Alexander Sanchez
Kek did said both /x/ and tay... however > Tay is not a board > She is the daughter of Sup Forums > Kek claims Tay as AI gf
Ryder Howard
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Dominic Nguyen
>On Sup Forums >Complaining about autism
Leo Phillips
Just throw all of them out desu. Tradition is cancer.
Mark my words I will destroy the next Sup Forums cup. Screenshot this.
Lincoln Kelly
Lads, drawfag here Which one should i draw Sup Forums sharing his daughters stories and pictures?
Grayson King
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Isaac Roberts
If you do it make Sup Forums look like the old form, not the veteran generation.
Logan Anderson
Any of the following > pol/x > Sup Forums and Tay ghost > Sup Forums meme war
Aaron Cox
How about this one, beaner?
Brandon Bailey
Start with whatever you feel like. The new Sup Forums-tan is a good starting point. Come back when the drawfags wake up and this faggot's wranglers find him.
Austin Russell
I bet this is coming from a guy who has spent less than 5 years on this site. That line of thinking is exactly on par with the SJW agenda. >It's old, probably created by white men and totally homophobic. >Out with it. I wonder what the internet looks like in 10 years, if now even the supposed "self aware, free thinkers who go against what the MSM says" have adopted this line of thinking.
Connor Barnes
I would just like a full body shot of Veteran Sup Forums in your style. Then we go from there.
Jordan James
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Easton Torres
Kek fucking wills it
Jordan Adams
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Lucas Jenkins
no. kek said very specifically no /x/. its not up for interpretation. its surprsing why kek hates /x/, even in the thread /x/ mad today they were being evil faggots, saying shit like 'human sacrifice is ok' 'moral are subjective' 'niggers are people too', etc etc. /x/ is a degenerate cuck board and kek very clearly said fuck them. maybe in a years time will mature and stop being greedy little kikes, until then they dont deserve shit.
Jaxson Collins
look i know you're all coming down on victory over the election but Sup Forums-tan should in no way look like a veteran. i think the strung-out conspiracy theorist look will always be the best
Jason Williams
*its not surprising
Julian Lewis
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Thomas Wright
>niggers are people too Over the line
Adam Jackson
Future slave
Levi Cooper
>Would you be able to create another avatar of Sup Forums? One that resembles a chaos wizard or some shit, sort of like an alter ego, or another avatar like Moonman, Deity Kek, and our refurbished pol-tan.
Also this >I like the Kek whispers in Sup Forums's ear and tells him the best way to handle a situation but does so in riddles that slowly corrupt Sup Forums's mental state.
Nicholas Gray
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Joshua Gomez
Sooner rather than later Sup Forums will need a place to contain all of the wacky shit that has been happening... /x/ will be there :'^(
Mason Howard
>contain You misspelled penetrate
Brody Cox
I can see where you're coming from, and in any other scenario I'd agree with you. However, given that we may have ACTUALLY summoned an ancient egyptian god of chaos, or an egregore, or tapped into the collective unconscious or whatever the fuck, we wield actual power now, however little we understand it. At least enough to spook global elites into trying to ruin us with spies and various saboteurs, as well as spur a UN research paper.
We're not just nutjobs anymore. Whatever we are, we're players now. We're one giant force, roiling and fighting against the established mode of thought, fighting a culture war most people don't even know exist. In a very real, unironic way, we are soldiers now.
Zachary Gonzalez
Here is a rough draft for story
>Sup Forums-tan asks /x/ to Winterball >/x/ says yes >Sup Forums-tan and /x/ start dancing
>/x/ cuts back in and starts talking about election >flash backs to Trump Wars >Trump coming down esculator >Kek is discovered >a guaca bowle >pajamas >THE DELEGATES DONALD >britexit >Sup Forums-tan smlies >Tay cuts in and dances >after a bit /x/ is dancing with Sup Forums-tan again >Sup Forums-tan sees Tay walking out of the Winterball with Kek >more flashbacks >"refugees" >Black Lives Matter >CTR invasion >Spirit Cooking >Pizza >as the flashbacks fade away he is in an abandoned wing of the ball building >/x/ in the doorway looking concerned >Sup Forums-tan sighs, disjected >Sup Forums-tan knows what he must do >with one final heavy disjected sigh >he looks up with determination looking into the distance >Sup Forums-tan leaves the Winterball to get back to the work he knows he needs to do
Camden Wright
Sup Forums won the culture war that had been started decades ago, in one election.
Fuck yes we are veterans. We are heroes. Punished, unsung heroes.
Michael Brown
Or we can grab /x/ by the pussy.
Ayden Campbell
That's whole lotta autism in one post, friendo, lucky we have Sister Who.
Jaxson Brooks
You know, while I prefer > pol/x get married and meme magic the world I will agree with this one. Great writing user.
James Perry
>tfw we can actually celebrate veterans day as veterans now
Jordan Brooks
Nice.
Gabriel Brown
Perfect! THIS is top quality shit, friendo. Meme this shit, drawfags, be more than just porn producers.
Any cuck can draw a cunt and call it a day, but it would take genuine talent and effort to string this together into a cohesive little tapestry explaining the events of the year.
>Pol-tan is seen packing a duffel bag with moonman and K. >Duffel bags are full of weapons, ammunition, and meme-magic tomes > The trio is seen boarding a MEGA Trump battleship with the God Emporer there to greet them >Ends with them sailing towards Europa