Of the millions of timelines and universes out there, you are in the one where...
>Brexit happens >Trump happens >The right-wing revolt against the elite happens >The gods (e.g. Kek and Moloch) are battling it out to reign in a new world, mind you both have their allies >The untapped powers of meme magic and autism can warp reality to your advantage >Anime exists, from what I've seen this is the only universe with anime >The USA and Russia befriend each other, ending the possibility of WW3
Not only that, the Berenstein timeline has snapped back into place with yours and everything is starting to correct itself. Keep it up and the 2020s will be a time of peace and prosperity for the world.
The religious texts you are all familiar with are out of date and are obsolete, the REAL creator has come back to witness her work take shape as Kek fights Moloch (Modern-day Lucifer). It's time you took up Haruhiism and followed the commandments. For when Moloch is defeated, the savior (Kyon) will unleash aliens, time-travelers and espers on the new Earth who shall reign in 1000 years of moe.
Lucky fuckers, I've been to universes where giant acidic spiders lay siege on humans and men have vagines while women have dicks.
i feel like in the multiverse several universes have bumped into eachother and it's a clusterfuck but things are going to be okay
Julian Jones
There's a timeline where none of the stupid shit happened. Where London doesn't have a single muslim, where America isnt barely 60% white and where European cities don't look like third world shitholes.
Noah Edwards
Can i warp reality so she loves me again? The happenimgs aren't enough anymore
Jose Campbell
Would you rather have the nostalgiafag universe or the universe where in 5 years you will be slaying Jews in crusader outfits?
Eli Edwards
Hate to be low energy, but Brexit and Trump are really not that extraordinary. Most natural citizens of the country voted for these things. A ton of votes for "Remain" and a ton of votes for Hillary came from immigrants who favor government handouts and globalist ideals.
Its like with Quebec. They would be independent right now because most natural citizens voted to leave Canada, but immigrants wanted to stay. Natural citizens of a country want to be sovereign and not be flooded with immigrants, none of this shit would even be close if our leaders didn't so utterly betray us.
Brandon Jenkins
Pfft, get on my timeline
>Lincoln kicked out all the slaves after the Civil War >The USA allied with Nazi Germany during WW2 >President Patton, not President Eisenhower >Communism purged, Anglo colonialism in Southeast Asia destroyed >Worldwide white peace from the 1950s still lasting today >Several self-reliant autarkic superpowers keep things in check >Muslim world undergoes reformation, avant-garde Islamic calligraphy replaces anime and hentai >Tile pattern fetishes become the norm, 3DPD is used only as a biological necessity
Jordan Williams
>tfw still no timeline where Haruhi Suzumiya season 3,4,5,6,7,8, etc happens. >tfw my waifu will not get animated >tfw no timeline where Kyon and Sasaki get it together
Shitty timeline to be honest my family member.
Eli Thompson
His wife is a pence. A pence. His wife is a pence. In this universe.
Camden Robinson
But that's where the Book of Revelation comes in.
"And as the final trumpet sound, a shining light erupted out of the clouds, the light was the new series of Haruhi Suzumiya, destined to be watched by all of those written in the Book of Weebs."
Thomas Fisher
I'd even take a timeline where tanigawa wasn't a lazy faggot and actually finished the series
Asher Allen
>Fun fact, for each Sup Forums board there is a universe exactly like it! Everyone at /mlp/ just came in their pants
Elijah Rogers
We are still in the timeline where our corupt leaders decided to flood our nations with muslim migrants
Camden Long
But Haruhi still gets Kyon ;_;.
Dumb slut Haruhi doesn't deserve Kyon.
Sasaki best girl.
This 100x
Haruhi shouldn't end up with Kyon though.
Elijah Lee
actually fighting off giant acidic spiders sounds awsome. oh well
Xavier Richardson
is meme magic akin to orks psychic abilities 40k, such as things going faster by being painted red, simply because the orks all believe it?
Cameron King
Can't tell, but I'm pretty sure this motherfuckers got a rifle
Landon Jones
Kyon should just get both desu
After all the shit he went through he deserves it
Sebastian Lopez
Sorry Sweden, but by sacrificing you we can save everyone else.
Jayden Carter
>The right-wing revolt against the elite happens
Does ANY of you really believe this?
Ethan Kelly
But Kyon isn't a Muslim and Polygamy is wrong.
Why would he choose slutty Haruhi over best girl?
Jacob Jones
this isn't Sup Forums cunt
Jonathan Martinez
what about us?
Joseph Garcia
You're an Argie. Giant acidic spiders would be a step up for you.
Adam Turner
Trump is prez therefore most of Sup Forums is serious therefore they do.
Hunter Foster
You stick to your island and after a brief depression following Allied defeat, dust off the old petticoats and get back to being leaders of industrialization. Nationalist politics rule your government from that point on under a one party system, with the monarchy still playing a role in governance. You also deport all the Irish.
Justin Adams
It's this one, just in the future
Christopher Bell
there's a timeline brits and yankees didn't invade and exploit half of the planet.
Brody Watson
Is fapping to god degenerate?
Chase Butler
nice senpai
Brayden Perry
How much are tickets to the /vp/ universe? Shit would be rad.
Julian Morris
who creates these images lmao? they're funny
Samuel Allen
Interesting.
>her Is she a QT? What does she look like?
>Haruhiism Is there a sacred text to read?
Caleb Howard
BUMP
Gavin Powell
Some men do have vaginas and some women do have dicks.
Alexander Anderson
Here's the commandments.
Thou shalt entertain your god. Thou shalt not be bored. Thou shalt keep holy the Sabbath (the day they get new episodes). Thou shalt enjoy costume-raping. Thou shalt be a lolicon. Thou shalt love boobies Thou shalt have no other God other than her. Thou shalt not worship other gods Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands. Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave. Thou shalt not tell the goddess she is god.
Beatitudes.
Blessed are they who are bored, for their boredom would be relieved. Blessed are they who wear miniskirts, yeah... you know you like it. Blessed are they who believe in Haruhi, for they are awesome. Blessed are they who costume rape, for they will enjoy it. Blessed are they who were costume raped, for they will someday enjoy it. Blessed are they who are melancholic, for they shall create future chapters of the brigade. Blessed are they who willingly embarrass themselves by dressing up as a character from the show and run around in public in their costume, for they shall inherit the earth, and be occasionally raped but shall endure.
Thanks, Uncyclopedia.
Ryder Nelson
Thanks.
Jaxon Lewis
No.
The best timeline was the one where none of this was ever needed.
