Brit/pol/ - Tunnock's Tea Cakes desu edtion

>Nigel Farage meets Donald Trump today and tells Theresa May: I can help you forge links with him
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/nigel-farage-meets-donald-trump-today-and-tells-theresa-may-i-ca/

>Police force considers bringing back iconic hat to help short officers stand out from the crowd
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/11/police-force-considers-bringing-back-iconic-hat-to-help-short-of/

>More than 80 MPs join Lib Dem plot to force Government to hold a second referendum on Brexit terms
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/11/more-than-80-mps-join-lib-dem-plot-to-force-government-to-hold-a/

>Article 50 could be reversed, government may argue in Brexit case
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/11/brexit-could-be-reversed-government-lawyers-may-argue

>Juncker warns Trump presidency may upset US ties with Europe
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37957673

>Britain could join USA, Canada and Mexico in new free trade area after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/11/britain-could-join-usa-canada-and-mexico-in-new-free-trade-area/

>'Hard' Brexit most likely outcome for UK leaving EU, says S&P
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-ratings-idUKKBN13610L

>Armistice Day 2016: Two minutes' silence marks day of national remembrance
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37938047

>Nigel Farage to be Donald Trump's go-between as Boris Johnson rejects 'collective whinge-o-rama'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/10/nigel-farage-to-be-donald-trumps-go-between-amid-claims-special/

>Donald Trump tells Theresa May: UK is special place
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37941737

>Vice President-elect Mike Pence calls Boris Johnson
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37946420

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tunnocks tea cakes desu

Best way to describe is a milky latté

Nth for Gemma

Daily reminder that Angloland is currently in bondage to Scotland, to whom the little brown inferior race pay tribute and protection money.

Scotland has literally financially and politically enslaved the lesser races in Angloland, whose parliament is held to ransom by Scottish politicians, whilst the Caledonians enjoy their own devolved parliament AND anglo tribute money for the privilege of the greatest Scottish subverters Blair and Brown literally destroying the Anglo race through mass immigration.

How does it feel to have lost yet again to the stronger, smarter, more aggressive Northerners?

Who will you call this time to protect you, given that the romans, anglos, and normans, now shitskins, have failed to stop the north?

Weak and pathetic people who are now facing extermination through increased birthrates of the brown peoples Scotland flooded you with.

Eternal Scotia wins again

Tea cakes are shit tier compared to Jam tarts tbqh

I just ate 5 mini chocolate swiss rolls.

Have I lost control of my life lads?

You post anime on Sup Forums, you can't lose what you never had.

When does Nige meet Donald?

REEE getting impatient desu.

Nobody here is actually religious, right?

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That photo makes me crave breakfast for some reason.

Hello It's Jeremy Corbyrn here I've been "lurking" these threads for a couple of days now and it' really made me think.

You monsters are horrible I can't believe it. Even back in the 1950s your mean words and racism wouldn't have been allowed.

Because of this I'm going to make sure that when I come to Power I shall ban evil hives of racism such as this website from existing it's disgusting.

I bet you're all white as well the kind Muslims we import are much better people than you racists will ever be.

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Tunnocks tea cakes (milk chocolate covered marshmallow on biscuit) are disgusting, it's really just cow puss infused chocolate covering boiled then whipped animal skin.

Pretty horrible.

>Schools and universities should stop using images of white men in science lessons as it may discourage ethnic minorities, according to a top academic.

Just keep taking it in the ass, whitey...

She should ask for a rematch. Or maybe veto the FA.

>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/11/police-force-considers-bringing-back-iconic-hat-to-help-short-of/

Yes, Devout Follow of the Old Gods.

You can believe or not though, but the culture of religion is important.

>a metaphor of your life

But Jez, you're /ourguy/

>>Schools and universities should stop using images of white men in science lessons as it may discourage ethnic minorities, according to a top (((academic)))

Link was put in by accident**

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Make Scotland Independent again desu

They are a bit shit, but no need to go full Green Party on us

What is all this guff stop making up all of this I will never be "ourguy" whatever that means!!!!

I know thats supposed to be hot but it just looks like it would scratch your teeth and dick when you start to play around

How can you mock yank Hershey shitolate whilst consuming Tunnocks tea cakes yourself?

Thanks Jezzer, I like forward to the summer camp.

Nah, lets just kill the Scots.

>ask black student if pic puts them off doing science
>"no not really"

oh

>mfw

I can count on one hand the amount of times I have brought it up on my 8 years on Sup Forums, because I know the shit you get for it

Westminster should pass some sort of "neverendum" bill which bans important referendums from being repeated for a minimum of 10 years.

Clearly you would make her take a shower before you play around

this cunt on LBC, though

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Differences between sounding and being something. Because you're the latter.

Our chocolate is fucking great ya bastard

Wrong post Jezza you daft get

mate stop posting this 4/10 waste

Have you had European chocolate before?

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HAS ANYONE HERE EVER USED A PROSTITUTE? HOW DO YOU DO IT? EXPERIENCES?

Going to visit distant relatives in Yorkshire next month, please rate my Yorkshire dialect

E BAH GUM AH TELL THEE AS THA NOT BIN LEKKIN TUMORRA DAN IN PUB

Why is the media making such a big deal out of Nigel going to New York?

I feel like something big is going to happen, like an important announcement or something.

>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/nigel-farage-meets-donald-trump-today-and-tells-theresa-may-i-ca/

I still can't believe this is all happening. How did this happen? Is God intervening?

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>4/10
Are you gay user?

Tunnocks Snowballs desu

>he thinks respecting our troops is the same as respecting foreign policy

Christ

OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIIILLL

You'll regret it

Sorry lad, your chocolate is shit. It just tastes like chalk. But ever since Americans took over Cadbury's and moved the factories to Poland, now our chocolate tastes just as bad as yours.

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It's beautiful brother.

are that adultwork/tinder spastic
just fucking kill yourself already
something about her nauseates me, idk what it is

>TUMORRA DAN IN PUB
I'm sure they would most likely say "dan 't pub"

I admit I have not.

Making them independent is killing them.
Indyref2 if its happening won't happen for a good few years anyway.

Don't do it

ebin

>"those who fought in the two world war were heroes"

No

It makes me hard

If you can afford that lifestyle and the food products and supplements needed to stay healthy, and you're ok with the inevitable mass-genocide of billions of animals for the veggies and fruit you consume and the physical objects you buy (especially the destructive mining operations for electronic components), and you understand the mild hypocrisy of it all, then good for you. Just don't expect any significant number of people to join you considering the current state of the world.

>something about her nauseates me, idk what it is
Maybe you are actually gay

Which part of Yorkshire lad? I will give you some hints and tips.

These threads are rated 'C' for civic

maybe you have abject taste in women

Was expecting Pinocchipepe

It would be nice if she varied her facial expressions a bit for photos.
Smiling is so sexy.

That tale is almost as much a fantasy as brave heart.

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She won't do anything, giving the UKIP leader an official role like that would in her eyes be political suicide for her.

I thin you meant 'c' for 'cunt'

>still posts anime

No, I mean we do to Scotland what we did to Ireland. They need to be put in line.

maybe I have a patricians taste in women

She looks like a young Katie Hopkins.

Porn.

Don't expect much lad, Theresa May hates Nigel and sees him as a massive threat. The Conservatives will do anything to spite him.

I don't reply to anime posters, more people should do similar.

I thought the t was silent?

Barnsley

>greasy, oiled up spray-tanned gook
Good for nothing except putting in an oven

>early 00s generic lads mag fodder
>patrician
k

Found this little gem of a thread lads, enjoy.

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4q8psq/farage_isnt_it_funny_when_i_came_here_17_years/d4r32un

Daily Reminder that the Daily Mail is the reason why Donald Trump won the Presidency.

>3DPD
yuck tbqh

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Not with SNP. With SNP Scotland will become Sweden 2.0
>ethnically and racially diverse
>religious freedom
>National Race Relations Act
>SNP led
>civic nationalism
>free education
>Euro as a currency
>EU member
>nuclear free zone
>has a refugee settlement programme
>dysgenic in nature - retards, drug addicts and scum are encouraged to breed by the welfare state
When the Scottish Undeground takes over it will be like this
>Racially and ethnically homogenous Scottish Scotland.
>Anglos, Irish, Catholics - expelled
>Catholics, Jews, Mudslimes, coons, asians - expelled and banned
>By Constitution white settlers/tourists/workers can't make up more than 3% of the population
>firearms for loyal citizens that pledge allegiance to the High Scottish Race
>elected King
>King and warrior elite rules the country
>loyal armed Racial Patriots protect the Scots from the potential state abuse
>nuclear deterrent that can turn USA, China or Russia into a wasteland
>Scottish pound
>mandatory eugenics

lads my pc shorted today and i was afraid i'd lost all my haggis pics, but relief when the hd was ok

But everyone likes (you)'s, it'd be rude not to.

>reddit
Why?

It was Sup Forums, we started the ball rolling.

>I thought the t was silent?
"Down t pub" is very common but I am from Somerset in the South West of England, although I've been to Barnsley many times . . .it may be best if a local instructs you.

Well she was a fucking coalburner so there is that.

>Daily Mail literally gave the world a Trump Presidency

You're welcome.

Hottest British Celeb lads?

Diane Abbott, here.Jeremy get back to the kitchen I'm on my way for dinner.

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I felt something stir deep inside me

Give Ken "the jews funded the slave trade and hitler was a zionist" Livingstone his job back you commie fuck

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James may. No homo