Tfw just wanted sugar daddy

>Tfw just wanted sugar daddy
>Tfw now First Lady of USA

After looking at Harambe for 8 years, I'll be ecstatic!

Honestly I think she's happiest about this out of the entire Trump family, outside of maybe Ivanka. She seems to be glowing.

She's a Russian spy.
Trump is in bed with the Russians.

I'd rather that be true than to hear you fags bitch about it into my ear any longer

Confirmed knocked up on election night.

We all know he was celebrating with Ivanka that night.

She looks more plastic than flesh.

>In Trump tower, Russia nukes you

Like your fleshlight?

So what?

She's Slovene, you dumbass.

How old is Ivanka anyway? How many more Trumplets can she pop?

So are the Russians... ;)

>billionaire buffoon president
>bimbo wife
>cum rag children

rock and roll god bless

>butthurt mexicans

His kids are more successfull than your shitty cocksucking kids and parents

Finally we will have a president in the white house who is fucking a pussy instead of a president who is just a fucking pussy.

She was rich as fuck when she met Trump

I don't own one. My hand is enough for me.

Go back.

Will her "personal trainer" still get to come to the White House and fuck her anus every Tuesday?

>fucking a pussy

You're a creepy vulgar dude

She's a 7/10 at best, and that's with the ridiculous amount of botox and make-up.

Why doesn't Trump just bang prozzies?

She had a few million. That's nothing compared to unlimited money, user.

I mean, slovenes are west to us, does that make us russians?

take a shitload of this goy

>succesfull, beutiful, white people are the ENEMY
>t. jose

I'm sorry, but you will have to go back.

>Why doesn't Trump just bang prozzies?
As if he's faithful.

>his kids couldnt find real jobs so they were given cush positions with slumlord central

fixed that for ya

She's a cover for him and Ivanka, don't get confused.

Slovenes just means Slavs. They are to your west, south, north and east. And in your own ancestry.

Kek

Hmmmm fake copycat bitch much? Sorry sweety(:

>according to her immigration papers she made $20,000 for ten "modeling" jobs

she was a low-rent whore

thanks to grandpas money kek XDDD

Looks like a valkyrie laughing at a transvestite pig. Jesus christ her adams apple.

We have more germans, turkish and romanians in our ancestry than slavs desu. And are you implying that slavs are all on the same boat? Because they're not.

>marry billionaire
>now you have to move into public housing
>have to work

being melania is suffering

(((Brunhild Goldberg)))

we gonna stay

anything not white is superior in every way, you think your wife actually prefers you over jamal?

DRUMPF

>adams apple

Holy shit I didn't even notice that. To think if Bill was her daddy she would've turned out gorgeous.

cocksucker

Leave it to a Canadian to be a Bitch

accurate, on point!

There is a LOT of German in you, no question about it. But the Rumano element is itself largely a Romanised Slavonic element. The Turkic ancestors are largely Turkicised Sarmatians (themselves a major ingredient in all Slavonic ethnicities). And the Avar Khanate was largely built on Slavonic manpower. You're Siberianised Germano-Slavs.

I've never jerked off to a first lady before. This is the election that just keeps giving. Love Trump and his beautiful wife.

Leave to the American to have no aesthetic sense or grace.

They have more money and more power at this second in time then your entire lineage will have seen from the beginning to the end of your bean eating family tree.

You have to go back.

And stay the fuck out of Canada, we like Columbians here and Chileans but Mexicans are not welcome.

No you dont retard. You are most similar to us

>sugar daddy
She was literally a millionaire before she even met Trump
Fuck off CTR

She's not my idea of attractive but... Damn what a step up from ' lurch'

Is it possible that people just voted for Trump to make the first lady presentable again?

Why are drumpf supporters easily triggered? Tremendously sad!

>husband rapist and ex president
>wife murderer
>children corrupt pricks
>your Aid Organisation is money laundering machine

Russians are cool dude

So what?

She was beautiful until she got that face lift
Her crows feet were starting to set in along eith the rest of her lines so she(either on others advice or her own accord) got surgery to hide it
But if you look at the photos right before she did they actually made her even hotter
Sad really

She is Slovene, Slovenians have almost nothing to do with russians besides language group

>Listening to shill fake reports
>Implying she married Trump right after she got here
Are you retarded?

all slavs are traitors to the white race

I work with a Slovene, and regularly talk to her in Russian, with very few problems.

Don't you have some mestizos to welcome you maple slurping faggot?

Hillary has had a lot of work done in her face if you compare recent to old photos. And Michelle uses more filler injections than the average Tranny.

savage

How the fuck Chelsea Clinton doesn't have perfect teeth after how rich her parents are is beyond me and kinda cruel if you think about it

At least one third of the original Hungarians were kabars and kuns. The actual asian people were very minimal to begin with and it's been mostly german and dacian people who replenished losses in population during wars, of course some slavs too but not nearly as much.
You guys tend to forget that in medieval-ancient times the germans were the literal niggers of Europe. They bred like rabbits and just swarmed everywhere fighting anyone they found. Even the romans couldn't handle their constant chimping onslaught especially after Marcus Aurelius died.

And? Whats your point? Besides Slovenians and Russians cant talk to each other both using their respective languages

I'm on the left.

Nothing wrong with that

Russia is based

>Not jerking off to the Jackie Kennedy nudes
What's wrong with you boy?

You morons, he didn't say she was Russian, he said she was spying for Russia.

You're not a genius for looking up where she's from on Wikipedia, that just makes you an autistic faggot.

...

Why would Trump marry a literal prostitute?
What's wrong with him

>Minnesota

You are forgetting that when germanics were chimping out neither Slavs or Magyars were in their proximity.

Something like 40% of hungarians have light colored eyes, Slavic/Germanic trait, there is no chance in hell you have more Turk genes than Western Slav ones

xddd and where are proofs of her being spy? he said it just cause she is slav

It's common yeah but it's just sad that Melania would actually be 10x hitter than she is now if she hadn't got any work done on her face

Why are your women so hot?

All my favorite porn stars are Hungarian (yes yes, degeneracy, I'm on nofap anyway)

>Maya Gold
>Roxy Panther
>Anita Dark
>Anita Blond
>Aletta Ocean
>Cayenne Klein
etc.

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You're on the right.

She could give 3 tv interviews in 8 years, raise Barron for the rest, and no one would give a fuck.

The mandatory secret service might get annoying though.

>Be highest class of whore
>Become first lady
Literally living the dream

by the time that wall is made yall are gon be da ones thatre hoppin over it ayy lmao XDDDDDDDDD

She still looks good when she's smiling. Not smiling though it's really obvious

nah that would be the eternal kraut

Germans were always chimping out, always.
Yeah, no, light colored eyes aren't a specifically slavic or german trait. Even middle easterns have a lot of light eye colored people.
I don't know, grass is always greener on the other side? You know the oddest thing I find is that how guys here are so attracted to gypsy girls. I know it sounds gross and all but fucking rich hungarians always go out of their way to fuck gypsy prostitutes.

Women love to make other women jealous, so definitely this.

Close enough desu senpai.

How could one speak Russian and Slovenian would understand it? That's bullshit. I can understand Ukrainian and Belarus speeches a bit, but not any of western or southern Slavic ones. But I understand written Bulgarian surprisingly. Because their alphabet is identical as ours.

Melania was a successful millionaire in her own right before she ever married Donald.

She didn't need a sugar daddy - she needed to not be someone else's sugar momma.

umm no, after fall of rome it was germanics that took place of them as leaders of Europe.

Lot of middle easterners dont have light eyes, no country there goes over 10%

But what WERE the Kun/Cumans? The Russians call them Polovtsy, and say how some were blond in their chronicles. They were Sarmatians, with a thin veneer of Turkicisation.

And all these Magyars and Cumans and Szekely and Pechenegs ended up a ruling elite over a Slavonic rural agriculturalist population anyway.

>women want a status symbol
>literally married to billionaire president pussy graber

I bet all the femenazis are jealous

I don't have philosophical conversations with this woman. I just talk about where the spoons are and whether we need to buy more toilet paper... ;)

America has never had a First Whore before. These next 4 years is going to be fun.

she was 9/10 in zoolander

now she are 7/10

Not really, there were celts, germans, slavs and franks chimping out for the last 2000 years. But germans were always the biggest niggers of them all.
Persians and turkish people do, arabs obviously not.
Dunno, they liked to herd cattle, that's pretty much all we remember about them. It was remnants of the hunnic empire (the magyars) ruling over the coalition of kabars, kuns and whatever the fuck else. Then they assimilated some of the local avars but pretty much nothing is left of them in the records by King Saint Stephen.

>durrr she's plastic shes ugly shes smelly she doesnt speak good english
>why won't women have sex with me??????

I love Trump more than any of you fags but I didn't forget that Russia is still our enemy. Not agreeing with op just reminding you faggots Russia destiny is to collapse again only this time fragment too. While the US secures rogue Russian nukes and elements.

(((you)))