Brit/pol/ - Kelly's Jelly Belly Edition

>SNP plan to strip councils of essential powers and centralise them
pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/1082195/scottish-government-blasted-for-council-plans/

>Nigel Farage meets Donald Trump today and tells Theresa May: I can help you forge links with him
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/nigel-farage-meets-donald-trump-today-and-tells-theresa-may-i-ca/

>Police force considers bringing back iconic hat to help short officers stand out from the crowd
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/11/police-force-considers-bringing-back-iconic-hat-to-help-short-of/

>More than 80 MPs join Lib Dem plot to force Government to hold a second referendum on Brexit terms
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/11/more-than-80-mps-join-lib-dem-plot-to-force-government-to-hold-a/

>Article 50 could be reversed, government may argue in Brexit case
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/11/brexit-could-be-reversed-government-lawyers-may-argue

>Juncker warns Trump presidency may upset US ties with Europe
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37957673

>Britain could join USA, Canada and Mexico in new free trade area after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/11/britain-could-join-usa-canada-and-mexico-in-new-free-trade-area/

>'Hard' Brexit most likely outcome for UK leaving EU, says S&P
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-ratings-idUKKBN13610L

>Armistice Day 2016: Two minutes' silence marks day of national remembrance
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37938047

>Nigel Farage to be Donald Trump's go-between as Boris Johnson rejects 'collective whinge-o-rama'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/10/nigel-farage-to-be-donald-trumps-go-between-amid-claims-special/

>Donald Trump tells Theresa May: UK is special place
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37941737

>Vice President-elect Mike Pence calls Boris Johnson
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37946420

Other urls found in this thread:

news.sky.com/story/nigel-farage-pm-must-mend-fences-after-rude-trump-comments-10654947
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/nigel-farage-arrives-at-trump-tower-in-bid-to-become-first-briti/
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b081v8yc/nigel-farage-gets-his-life-back
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Reminder to vote Yes in indyref2

Reminder to die in a fire

...

For him

Reminder that all Scots are idiots and would vote for a nation state with one Party.

ISN'T

news.sky.com/story/nigel-farage-pm-must-mend-fences-after-rude-trump-comments-10654947

Is that Kelly brook? I used to fap to her constantly in my younger days, what happened?

>Nigel Farage arrives at Trump Tower in bid to be first British politician to meet Donald Trump since election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/nigel-farage-arrives-at-trump-tower-in-bid-to-become-first-briti/

You forgot some important news for the OP senpai smdh.

...

>BBC Radio actually has a radio programme calling bullshit on safe spaces

PITT THE ELDER
OR
LORD PALMERSTON?

Post Holly lads

Yep

She's started ballooning

But user, why would I want to betray my country by breaking it up and handing one of the fragments to malignant leftists?

...

Reminder the Donald is Scottish and will push for Independence. And he has an English lapdog.
The times a-coming Anglo goys.

Also, white: scots, germans, ~25% of anglos. fin.

Aye

If you were American, would you be Republican or Democrat?

Republican obviously.

>Implying

I would be a sovereign citizen

Libertarian

>

Think she's gained a bit of weight recently lads?

>If you were a traitor, would you be a regular traitor or a double traitor?

pitt the younger tbqh

barney and wade boggs didnt know shit

good episode though

ffs why the fuck do people do these annoying fucking cosplays

Dunno lad, you've only asked us about 10 fuckin' times

What can I say, I get off from it for some reason

What are they talking about?

>pro-trans noplatforms a feminist and calls her a nazi because she said that mtf trannies can't give rape counsel who in turn calls him a misogynist
Fucking kek

Lazy and easy.

Because the fatter women get the more realistic your dreams are?

Because they want to look good and be popular.

Plus Cosplaying is a industry now, not a fan thing any more, 80% of those hot chicks you see? Paid for by companies.

Daily reminder England's football team is BLACKED

Mushy peas and chips?

>Because they want to look good and be popular.
>so they dress up as an ugly comicbook character

Sad day man. In her prime there was no one hotter. Even when she had a little extra it went to all the right places

Kek, clearly. Are you a feeder or something?

S""""""""""""""""N""""""""""""""""""P will MSGA

Not sure tbhfam
Nope, just like it when people call curvy women fat and degrade them

Cuck my life into pieces
This is my wife's black son

Will there be enough rope?

>USA
>Bantmaster

Sounds like some sort of mildly-fucked-up anti-women mentality, hope it's just banter

Looks like two girls desu. Black girls have a habit of looking masculine

raid the stoners hemp farms

>tbhfam
Fuck off with your nigger speak.

whats it called lad?

he's probably just a robot

Not a fucked up mentality at all. Just like it when people speak about slightly chubby women

No Platform on Radio 4. It's pretty balanced desu, but it generally leans against safe spaces.

Despite her being who she is I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

>posting a nigger loving whore

>not being anti-women in the current year

Nattytraps/10

reminder ARE NIGE has met with trump before literally any relevant world leader

Trump is trying to make Nigel go to AA meetings.

Eat clen, tren hard!

CAN OC user POST THE PORTILLO HE MADE ME???

It's been hard listening to R4 leading up to Trumps victory so i'd tuned out. A few golden nuggets of unbiased programming but on the whole it's had a bit of a liberal agenda

Thanks for the heads up anyway

Miscegenation is a cornerstone of the English society

I dunno m8, the weird humiliation aspect sounds like you're just mentally getting back at some sort of insecure chunky bird from your past

Fuck she has actually gotten fat

And who the fuck would we trade with?
We're in too much debt to join the EU if we split from the UK, we've alienated trump about as much as we possibly could and the chinese think we're mental because sturgeon is a fucking idiot. If she spent half as much time doing something useful as she spent deliberately sabotaging our economy then maybe we could get away with independence but for now we're sticking with the kingdom

You know what? Do it.
We should fully enforce passport checks, and completely separate you from the rest of us.

You'll think it's freedom, but it'll be like being put in your own little cage. You can't stand on your own two feet. I don't care if you're with us or not.

I have Scottish relatives and they're so self-defeatist, not to mention extreme alcoholics and utter miseries.
The same goes with other Scottish people I know. There's almost this ingrained melancholy, self hatred and dullness to the Scotch people.

Burn, the fucking lot of ya.

Anyone see that BBC Farage thing?

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b081v8yc/nigel-farage-gets-his-life-back

Trying so hard to belittle him but not quite pulling it off. If anything he seems more like a normal mate's dad sort of guy.

It's not humiliation, it's just the fact that I like it when people talk about girls getting chubby

He lad sure. not sure if you will like it or not. I'm not too sure about it myself. But I had a go.

Reminder that Nigel was the spark for all of this, and he did it while laughing.

Absolute madman!

Is this fucking true, because given our culture here I wouldn't put that past the realm of possibility.

Love it m8, wish he had his trusty Bradshaw's guide though. Much better than meme merchants effort

Alright I'll take your word for it...

Is are holly fat?

Yeah, that's the BBC in general desu. I find R4 is probably the most balanced part of the BBC. There was another piece I heard a few days ago where a woman was complaining about CBBBC having a programme that promoted and glamourised the life of a young trans girl (it was about a young girl with gender dysmorphia).

Compare that to the website which, besides British politics where it's fairly neutral, it is without a doubt left-leaning with the constant headling of feminism, gender issues, homosexuality issues, pro-immigration issues and so on.

I will try and add the guide into it.

Yes they tried to make him out to be some sort of bumbling Alan Partridge.

Pathetic.

Just a potatonigger projecting.

...

LET US BIRTH THE ALT-LEFT

Reminder that #sadmanonatrain briefly appears in Alan's latest book, when Alan's going into a BBC meeting

Much appreciated, any more progress with the English pepes?

...

"OI! Keep your fingers out of my soup!"

Fuck off

I feel dirty now you all know my fetish

brb taking a shower and crying in shame

What happens?

Meme merchant is the worst user tbf

Just pealed some chips and put them in the fridge.

Going to have Birds Eye hot and spicy chicken fillets and chips later.

THINGS

Some, I'm working more frequently on them. I'm just keen to nail the English ones, since most people here are English.

...

>>>/general/rules/13

whoops
>>>/global/rules/13

Don't be a tattletale nonce.

Farage admits he likes drinkng and has been photographed drinking many times.
Im not projecting so keep your racism out of this.

...

holy shit get off Sup Forums already

Why can't we build a massive wall across the northern Ireland border and blockade all shipments to the Republic of Ireland?

I like him more than YKTD and rimmer.

Scotland is more successful than England. England is constantly going into debt and recessions. While Scotland creates profit. You're a thick fuck, it was Scotland who basically started the idea of the Union when the King of Scotland became the King of England. Scotland had its own little nations spread across the world but needed more trade routes so relied off English trade. Scottish people fought against England making sure Scotland wouldn't be a slave state, William Wallace and Robert Burns made sure of that. Instead of Scotland being slaves like the Welsh and Irish we became equal partners, which is why we have a separate parliament that has the power to call a referendum whenever it gets enough petitions. England is scared to lose us. Why would David Cameron and countless of English politicians and public beg to keep Scotland in the union? If it wasn't for the scare mongering Scotland would be independent and far better off, following the Norwegian/Danish example of economy. There's no way we'll be paying with our oil to keep England becoming bankrupt. Nothern England probably will come with us, petitions in Nothern England were happening in the last referendum to make the north part of Scotland. England is a pathetic country run by immigrants, jews, perverts for immigrants, jews and perverts. some English people don't deserve to live in England because they're decent but cunts like you should stay there and rot in your own culturally marxist pot.