Degenerates confess your behavior before the almighty Kek. Double digits and you're forgiven

Degenerates confess your behavior before the almighty Kek. Double digits and you're forgiven.

>read one piece, but regularly shit on weebs
>fucked a nigger and a paki
>love bbw's
>used mdma and weed before

Didn't vote this election, forgive me.

fap to traps

I fapped to trap porn (masculine penis)

I like shota and have a 2D husbando. Kek forgive me.

I take BBC in the ass like nobodies business. I also suckle the chocolate cream straight from the tap.

Regularly lurk and post on /d/.

NO KEK WHY

I masturbate instead of saving my sex energy for Kek. I won't anymore

Looks like everyone here is going to the oven.

I still collect ponyfag shit and images

It soothes my autism

>am 26 and still virgin
>fell for the childfree meme as a teenager
>avid vidya player

>confess your behavior
nice try cia

I'm a huge weeaboo who literally can't stop fapping to anime.

>not realizing Christ will forgive you of all sin if you accept Him

Used lsd and extasy before, recently used to smoke pot every day but stoped 4 days ago.

I smoke weed regularly and I lost my virginity when I was 15.

Cross-dressed as a young teen in private a couple times, forgive me, Kek.

I'm the epitome of what priests would define a "pure" person, I have nothing to confess.

>Weeaboo NEET who browses /jp/.
>Watch people stream video games.
>Fap to 2d, BBW.
>Dated a Poo in Loo commie who moved to France.
>Had a Facebook page for several months before deleting it.
>Was somewhat of a brony for several years.
>Almost majored in English. Thankfully turned into a Math/CS major.
>25 years old and never had a job before.
>Skeletal manlet.
>Receding hairline.
>Live in a blue state. My vote for Donald didn't matter.
>Unable to fap in a traditional manner.

Not sure if Kek is powerful enough to help me.

I sometimes enjoy rap music.

I like my 2d brown.

Holy shit. Scratch that. I have been blessed.

damn boi

>like futa
>like monster girls
>like traps
>friends with a trap
>have bought clothes for trap friend
>actively trying to enter gay relationship with trap friend

Kek pls forgive

heavy duty stoner

Are you allowed to re-roll your confessions?

>this nigger gets trips
Fuck's sake.

Didn't do the 99 push ups Sergeant Pepe required me to sacrifice for the election. Forgive me, mighty Kek – for I have sinned!

am a worthless piece of shit neet

You fucking faggot.
Room for one more?

I'm so degenerate I bitch about degeneracy on Sup Forums of all places.

I sometimes masturbate to shemale on girl and mature on young lesbians

>gay furry
>gay furry BF
>probably gonna end up marrying in a year

Wew

>like traps and femboys
Kek forgive me

Listen to some rap.
Have some Muslim friends.
Play Pokémon cards.
Masturbate 3+ times a day

>WATCH one piece but regularly shit on weebs

I often appear sanctimonious, but in fact fap to tiddies every couple of days. Both 2D and 3D. Wish I were truly asexual.
But... you did nothing wrong.

I swapped one Kinder Surprise in its tray with one Kinder Joy in the mart.

Was this before or after you took it up the aris?

I don't care about anything

I smoke blunts daily

I wanted a ai girl friend and everybody hated me for it
>Forgive

forgive me for dropping these digits kek
praise kek

i like traps

>I sucked off some dude I met on grindr
>jerk off to femdom hentai
>probably not gonna vote for Geert

fucking casual gets forgiven

kek blesses your chaos

Borderline alcoholic
Plays vidya about 3 hrs a day at average

I play video games.

I failed no fap November last night.

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I am not a Nazi, nor a white supremacist.

Now a bigot. Yeah. Muslims....ok keep quite and do your thing don't group up. There is a difference between niggers and black people.

Tattoos and an unemployed

I really like amphetamines

>have no interest in having kids
>i don't vote
>i really enjoy calling people cucks
>porn err'day
>Todd Howard is the best game developer

does kek forgive me?

ERRYTHING I DO IS FOR MURICA
FORGIVE MY WAYZ AND MEANZ

>I don't care about anything

...besides my internet connection

Depends on how willing you are to get into a skirt

Kek has plans for you user, your degeneracy is forgiven.

I don't understand, how do you faggots fap to cartoons and traps? How the fuck do you even get hard to that shit?

Casual

CHAOS, KEK, KAOS

Masturbating.
I just can't stop
I feel like its whats holding me back, including my grades.

>not voting Geert

You fag

Basically the same as OP, except I fucked my aunt. Forgiveness GET

>Had unprotected sex with many a harlot
>Squandered my times of youth with Vidya and excessive drinking
>Endulged myself in substances which are of sinful matter
>Squandered money leaving little to bare only seeing the error of my ways long overdue

Forgive me Kek

Trips. You're saved.

>bisexual furry
that's about it i'm really boring and virgin and never done any bad shit otherwise

I'm gay and I'm living with my boyfriend.

But we both voted trump

Plz no lynching pence-sama

trap fap

>gay
>I hit weed and meth before

Jerk off to piss porn daily

>live in MA
>Am a furfag
>play video games
>am of Iranian heritage
>am an atheist

>out on the town one night
>drunk as fuk
>best friend calls
>asks if I want to meet up
>asks if I could bring a couple of burgers for him and his gf
>has qt blue eyed gf
>I agree and buy burgers
>get hard thinking of her
>decide to jack off into her burger and mix semen in with mayonnaise
>she ate the whole thing and didn't notice shit
>feltgoodman
>feelsbadman

I am a tranny and I want a boyfriend and to start a family eventually with science

i have masturbated to MLP several times

>Speaks about himself in the third person

Add megalomania dude

I had sex with numerous white women over the years. I feel disgusted by my actions.

Sometimes beat it to hentai and eroge vn's
Have smoked weed and will probably do it again

>read one piece
good taste Pat

I splay myself before thee oh QEK

>i ate out a horse until it came then drank the mare cum
>tasted like apples

I have shilled for MOLOCH the entire election cycle.

I killed frogs.

But now I know I was wrong. Please forgive me, please do not destroy me.

I will do anything for your forgiveness lord KEK.

Pic related: One of my crimes.

Can you forgive me Lord Kek - the Bringer-in of Light?

had sexual intercourse with a melanin enriched woman.

but i'm mexican soooo idk.

also about to open up a weed dispensary.

Fug

i am an actual cuck fetishist.
i have gigs of japanese cuck rpg games and JAVs
i can't get off unless there's an element of cuckoldry.

Praise kek

went from daily training, reading and meditation and abstinence from drugs / alc / smokes and nofap to full drug partymode / tried an hero 3 times after breakup

>can't be forgiven

I masturbate almost daily. I also enjoy questionable porn sometimes. I drink too much. Im mean to people around me too often. Please forgive me god.

Raaru flaggu getto

>in gay love with a /fit/ black man
>need to be cradled in his strong arms to feel safe
>won't even take it up the pooper for him
Kek forgib meh

As a Leaf this behaviour is to be expected. Kek has forgiven you.

I touched my ween once and recoiled in shock.

I had sex in the missionary position. Just kidding im a nerd virgin. Kek spare me.

>tfw i have been dominated by dozens of qt minority girls, most of whom were tumblrshit
>tfw making a qt mixed brown girl with a head full of women's studies and "omg white people are actually evil though let me tell you about it" shit laugh by being casually and jokingly racist, and then licking her feet clean
>tfw dating a tumblrina dyke brown girl who can't find an actual lesbian to date, because i was the only person she could talk to about how she hates most women for being attention-seeking phonies
>tfw getting dommed by a jew who knows about my rightism
>tfw red pilling all the white basic bitches who secretly despise whiny minorities despite being outwardly SJW

it's a
>Sup Forums reveals itself to be exactly what it pretends to hate
thread

I fucked and dated black girls regularly in the past

how much older she is than you?

I fucked a few escorts and felt really gross about it.

I got fucked in the ass a few times

>All the white supremacists on this board calling leftists degenerate are even more degenerate

This is why I'm a liberal (classic) everyone is degenerate, and those who live "pure" lives are most likely repressing some real degenerate shit.

Let everyone be degenerate so long as they don't hurt others.

>white, have dreads
>never tried weed or drugs before
>into black chicks

How did you know the dude wouldn't end up with your onion gravy, user?

>nigga sprayed both burgers

I smoke weed everyday. MAGA. Praise Kek!