What did he learn?

What did he learn?
Was he shown new footage of the JFK assassination? Did they debrief him on aliens and all our black projects? Did he meet our reptilian overlords?
What has Donald so troubled?

he learned about the aliens who eat humans using all of our congress as puppets for control the general population.

he was shown these sick digits

>no more rallies
>no more campaign
>kids took over business

He's bored out of his fucking mind until January.

there really are nazis living in the antarctic with dinosaurs and aliens and in 3 months they are going to sanitize the planet.

This. He has to sit and make a show with these cucks and traitors until he claims the throne. Then, he will MAGA.

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TRUMP TOLD THE PRESS WHEN THE CAMERAS WERE ROLLING "(((HIGH FLYING ASSETS)))" TRUMP IS TAKING ABOUT THE REPTILIANS EXTRATERRESTRIALS DEBRIEF OBAMA GAVE HIM

new ctr tactic:
>ZOMG YOU GUYS LOOK YOU GAIS MICHAEL JORDAN IS LAUGHING AND LOOKING TOTALLY DIFFERENT AFTER HE JUST WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS!!!!! THAT PROVES HE WAS NEVER SERIOUS ALL ALONG!!! HE WAS JUST PRETENDING DURING THE GAMES WHEN HE LOOKED ALL SERIOUS!!!!! HAHA WHAT A FAKER.

god this argument is pathetic. you lose again.

cry harder.

>Learns that he will get assassinated if he doesn't do what the Rothschild Family tell him to do.
>Looks like he got trolled hard.
>Cant help 'merica

Is there any sort of pre-existing conspiracy theory on what 'The Talk' is when you become president? What do they show them that makes them turn?

she's just an old lady now

stop bullying the elderly

Soros is crashing the economy with no survivors and Trump is taking the blame. He won't be a puppet, so he is the scapegoat now.

screencap this

nope you're wrong. see:
for truth. nice try, loser.

they don't "turn," they're already all bought-and-paid-for pawns, until trump. just look at campaign contributions. clear as day.

How the fuck did you come to the conclusion that I'm CTR because I was curious about his facial expressions?

guys...do you think trump was meant to get hillary elected but it didnt work and now he accidently elected himself as president and hes pissed?

laughing my ass off

You watch too much south park.

he's just bored af and will be until he gets in then to the guillotine these fucks go

Learned about the things in the National Parks that are taking people.

I hope you American anons have read or listened to David Paulides.

probably bored because he is surrounded by people he doesn't need

>i just post the exact same fucking thread 50 times in the first 3 days since the election
>they all say "what did they tell him?" and "Omg trump is totally turned now" and "they totally got to him, didn't they?"

your stupid tricks don't work here

He learned how incompetent the president and the politicians are and that he literally has to start with a $19 000 000 000 000+++ debt.

He now plans to MAGA

....why couldn't he do a rally just for giggles?

That everything Alex Jones has ever said is correct.

How successful will Trump be negotiating deals with ayyys.???

Aliens. Not joking.

>Be Billionaire playboy.

>Spend the past year and a half fighting off the world's mightiest forces alone.

>Force them to kneel before my might, and destroy plans created by an evil globalist Jew out to conquer the planet.

>Now the fight is over, and there's nobody to beat up. All of my enemies are subjugated and the world is allying with me.

>Now it's paperwork for the next 4 years. No fighting. No high energy rallies. Just signing documents.

The man is bored out of his mind.

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He learned that now that he's won the Presidency, he actually has to govern come January. And with the GOP in control of the federal government again, all blame will go to him and his party if and when he fails to keep his promises.

He just realized what he got himself into.

He's behaving himself because he wants to be elected president in December.

he's exhausted, he'll be HIGH ENERGY in a few days again.

Everything is fine.
Donald is on a mission, not fake smiles.

Probably the complex sets of dependencies between countries that tie his hands, the same way Obama's hands are tied. (eg he said he'd get rid of Guantanamo in his first 100 days - it's still there, and get the troops out of Iraq. Still there). I've heard there's a quid-pro-quo with Japan, too - bases for favorable trade deals.

So probably there are no flashy moves available to Trump - and he's looking forward to 4 years of pushing at the edges, not like the dictatorial freedom of running his own company.

He learned his prank backfired and he's actually going to be president of the United States.

It's that old Bill Hicks joke.

>I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scum-fucks who got you in there. And you’re in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down … and a big guy with a cigar goes, “Roll the film.“ And it’s a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you’ve never seen before … that looks suspiciously like it’s from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, “Any questions?” “Er, just what my agenda is.“ “First we bomb Baghdad.” “You got it …"

Remember, when he started his campaign, the media were smearing him and shouting "he's a clown! he's not serious enough to be a president!". So now he won and got serious.

I think he should do rallies in blue states.

Maybe wait another week tho

>prank

stick to watching john oliver. it's all your lot is good for

Calm down, mate.

He had to listen to fucking obunghole talk about himself for 75 fucking minutes.

The election is over. It's time for business.

Help meme Ron Paul into Trump's cabinet!
>END THE FED!
Help meme Ron Paul into Trump's cabinet!
>END THE FED!
Help meme Ron Paul into Trump's cabinet!
>END THE FED!
Help meme Ron Paul into Trump's cabinet!
>END THE FED!
Help meme Ron Paul into Trump's cabinet!
>END THE FED!
Help meme Ron Paul into Trump's cabinet!
>END THE FED!
Help meme Ron Paul into Trump's cabinet!
>END THE FED!

saved tbf

too many uptight autists these days

told by his (((masters))) that actually they want to keep half of obamacare so good luck explaining that one tomorrow

They showed him Sup Forums.

He probably is now fully aware of the shit position he's soon to be in.

CIA shadowgoverment used MKULTRA on him

This is the most realistic scenario desu.

HIGH ENERGY with nowhere to put the energy.

Of course he's bored.

LET US BIRTH THE ALT-LEFT