Brit/pol/ - Holly Willoughby Edition

>Farage first UK politician to meet Trump since election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37965089

>Will ministers' old Trump attacks undermine efforts to build new special relationship?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/will-ministers-old-trump-attacks-undermine-efforts-to-build-new/

>Sacked ministers warn Theresa May: Promote us in a year or there will be 'trouble'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/sacked-ministers-warn-theresa-may-promote-us-in-a-year-or-there/

>Jo Cox to share peace prize with the Syrian group she championed
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/nov/12/jo-cox-white-helmets-peace-prize-coventry

>Arch-Europhile Clegg backs Britain joining EU army despite Brexit, blames Trump
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/12/arch-europhile-clegg-backs-britain-joining-eu-army-despite-brexit-blames-trump/

>‘Brexit is REVERSIBLE' Minister to argue Article 50 can be STOPPED in Supreme Court battle
express.co.uk/news/politics/731566/Brexit-is-REVERSIBLE-Minister-to-argue-Article-50-can-be-STOPPED-in-Supreme-Court-battle

>Boris Johnson raises concerns as Government considers abandoning 2023 European Capital of Culture duties
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/boris-johnson-raises-concerns-as-government-considers-abandoning/

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youtu.be/KdFzMLZAXEM
test.griffor.com/en
strawpoll.me/11638755
reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/5cnnkq/nigel_farage_on_twitter_especially_pleased_at/
youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A
youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for idiotic tweets

What do we think of Holly lads?

>not posting the best cosplay

youtu.be/KdFzMLZAXEM

If you don't watch this video daily as a reminder of what we are up against, as a reminder of the scale of what we have to overcome, as a motivator for action, then you are burying your head in the sand.

Also does anyone know of any really good books on the jewish focus group that funded and controlled churchill?

Reminder to vote Yes in indyref2

bloody amazing

test.griffor.com/en

Post your purity scores

I got -6 points

13 points

BBC (Big Blair Cock)

189pts

I'm reformed... I swear

>you will never have a great job
>you will never have a wife
>you will never propagate the British people with 3+ beautiful white children
>you will never lead a life upon which your ancestors could smile

How do we reconcile these facts with our lack of political apathy?

Why do we care?

-12, I am purer than a freshly woven wedding dress

...

122

I'm Sure it'd be higher if I still had a social life

strawpoll.me/11638755
cmon lads
more data so we can find out how many of you are lonely cunts

What would you do to her lads?

anal

Ask her how to become apathetic.

I wouldn't mind a holocaust actually happening on these people tbqh

65 points over all. Only 8% on answers about sex though.

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/5cnnkq/nigel_farage_on_twitter_especially_pleased_at/

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/5cnnkq/nigel_farage_on_twitter_especially_pleased_at/

Upboat, lads.

wtf, is this honest or are people trying to make a brit/pol/ virgin meme?

I'm married and have 2 kids, are you all 14 or something?

probably look at her from a distance

fug

-14, would've been lower if I hadn't sold some weed I once found

Where do you think we are?

>are you all 14 or something?

I'll be 21 in December desu

I've not enitrely given up hope, but I'm very close

handholdless, kissless, hugless virgin here. i'm 27.

>are you all 14 or something?
i'm pretty sure the majority of people on here are in high school and university

wew

my brothers

It's NEET hours. The feelfags post in force.

Does it hurt?

>married man and father of two children uses his precious time to post pictures of frogs on a mongolian salt-trading board

28. fucked ~20 girls.

There is not going to be another indyref for decades

already shared on normiebook. great video

tell me your secrets

It's being shilled pretty hard I don't see how it wont happen soon.

Someone stop me

low standards.

nope. 21, virgin

>I've not enitrely given up hope, but I'm very close
same

god damn son

Not anymore

>Reddit
Stop it, stop it

Who #withher

what else would i be doing?

I've been trapped here for years. Its where I come to get my news and to vent. Also it feels like i have friends on here

Being a married dad and working full time makes you quite lonely desu

>tfw I'm a normie

A-Am I still w-welcome here?

Same age but only 8 for me and all one night stands

>come to this thread for Farage/Trump memes
>britposters just talking about shyness has made their lives miserable

feel like buying a plane ticket just to give you guys hugs, Jesus

Tfw no extinction event

>it feels like i have friends on here

who else here
>putting off work
?

stop being autistic and get on with it. lots of alcohol if it helps.

No, but that's also to do with you being a yank

I've got a girl I'm angling for at the moment, I think once I fail at getting her I'll give up entirely

>what else would i be doing?
being a normie with your wife

...

25 points because not being a virgin gives you like 14.

>tfw GF is on Holiday in Florida and haven't had sex in 2 weeks

>Also it feels like i have friends on here

>all these 'muh no gf' posts
>tfw nearly five years since my waifu left and I still feel like the world trade centre collapsing every time I pass someone wearing similar perfume or walk into a shop and hear a song she liked

the grass really isn't that much greener ladm8s

Just ignore them they're hopeless, half of them are on estrogen hormones

I couldn't even pleasure a fleshlight...

Currently watching this weeks question time. 2 minutes in and I'm already pissed off. Wondering if it's worth watching.

..

...

You're in one

It's not.

FUCK LAD DONT

its a complete waste of time.

youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A

Can't stop watching this Russian qt singing

OUT OUT OUT

>I've got a girl I'm angling for at the moment, I think once I fail at getting her I'll give up entirely
I don't even try tbqh. It's just not something I can do

>Florida

Well, at least she's getting laid

-12

thanks for reposting the pics I posted last thread, you brainless cunt

>send to friend
>sees number of drugs tried question
>maximum isnt high enough for him

Even the dads are /r9k/

>MLP_Officiel
Lad...

Just pay for it lad. Get yourself on AdultWork and find some local slag, it's worth £100 to get past the point of your first shag.

What did it mean by this

Thanks. God help this fucking country.

i got 35

You lads still up?

Yes she has

>tfw no singing Russian qt androgynous time-traveller... thing
youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA

normies really do live on a different planet

I was thinking about doing the same thing, I'm nearly 24, still a virgin, don't want to stay that way but also don't want an std from some slapper

Always

needs more anime

...

This is a refugee camp from /Brit/feel
It's okay

You wish!

Would you like to see a Pepe I'm working on?

very pure

for me I just can tell I would not enjoy it

Doing bloody well for an 8 year old.

PAINT BUCKET BANGED MAP

Sure

JUST BEE YOURSELF LADS

Yes please lad, I'm a big fan of your work

Just do it or you'll end up like me. I'd say 25 is the point of no return. I'm 27 and all the urges I once had are gone. I mean I still far but I don't care about having sex.

That is her twitter ya fuck

30 - try to get a real life.

Well, I say "angling for", I've spoken to her a few times and we're somewhat friendly. It'll probably end there, since I don't know how to escalate anything.

I don't usually try desu, she just happened to turn up at my uni society and I thought I'd give it a go.

Is anyone on here this ugly?