ITT: Your one true waifu

ITT: Your one true waifu.

Man, I wish I could find someone like Diane. Someone who could keep me in line and let me know whenever I say something problematic. Someone who will call me out for mansplaining or disregarding the lived experience of transfolk or PoC. Someone who can help me attempt to be a good ally and fight the oppressive patriarchal capitalist system wherever I can. Someone who will make sure I check my privilege every day, and occasionally let me out of the shed.

Yeah, I can see why Bojack and Mr. Peanutbutter find her so attractive.

>Bojack is still running
wtf

Forever and always. The only one for me.

Rogue a pure

Diane is a shit but she's not THAT bad except sometimes in the once-a-season unwatchable soapbox episode.

Dood I think this is a sarcasm thread... or OP is a faggot of cosmic levels it’s really hard to tell

>yfw never calm her heart

Any excuse to post Rogue is good enough for me user.

It's a good show you frickin sneed poster

She took the knot

>Diane and Mr. PB divorce
>Princess Carolyn adopts a baby
>Bojack realizes the kid needs a decent father figure
>Bojack and Mr. PB get married
>Get PC to move in with them at a lake house in Maine
>Bojack and Mr. PB are happy
>PC is happy as well
>Bojack finally has his life together while Diane wallows in her own misery
Oh that's a good feel

Wait, Bojack marries PB so that PC's adopted kid has a father? How does that work?
Also we've established that while Bojack can be a good bro, he's still a shitty dad

I don't know how to feel about Diane.
She's not got a particularly engaging personality but she might be one of the most interesting characters.

Maybe next season there'll be more focus on her more unhealthy aspects. So far it's always been pushed to the side.

Gogo. I just want her to hold me in her strong arms and tell me everything will be alright and I don't need to be afraid because she'll always protect me.

>sneed poster
How'd you know

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>hot
>assertive/snarky
>smart
>nice legs/ass
>tsundere
Pretty much my dream girl

I've been dating a Diane type for 6 years and

>always has a premade excuse for everything being bad no matter what
>never makes decisions, but hates all of yours
>will go in to a downward pity spiral at the drop of a hat

Go gay, OP, and find yourself a Mr Peanutbutter.

I.... I honestly see most of that stuff happening

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Good choice, mate.
Too bad the movie version sucks eggs.

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>I'm a miserable, ugly hermit who hates going out unless I have to
>She's a friendly, sexy, fun loving girl who would make me go to parties and visit fun places to get me out of my shell

Opposites attract, right?

>it’s really hard to tell

>is here
>uses the cuckshed meme
You're a fucking retard m8

>Cute
>Really wants Your Approval
>Needs Constant Love, hugs and Care
>Is willling to break her leg for you
Man do i love Sabrina

Not Sup Forums, but there is nothing I want more in life, than to throw my life at my Queen's feet.

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>eyebrows not wider than their length

I just want to go mad and chase neon butterflies with her forever.

Get some self-esteem you fuck, more like Bozo lol

I can't post her but moon horse is my waifu for laifu

>tfw no bubbly, dorky princess gf

Okay...sorry sir...

True, that particular piece of fanart is lacking in the depiction of the best eyebrows to grace the eyes of mortals.

Sounds like you need to hang around more California college campuses, user.

If we're posting from BH?

Whew, this gal. I mean I always use waifu as a joke term mostly, you know, for girls I think are attractive/cute/interesting or a mix.

But damn. It's not fair that a fucking cartoon deer woman seemed so authentic and down to earth.

It happened again, I'M IN LOVE WITH A PERSON THAT DOESN'T EXIST

>Wanting someone who genuinely wishes to be unhappy
>waifuing a character barely above background-tier

Diane divorces PB, gets in a relationship with Bojack after lamenting how similar they are.

Bojack possibly has kids with her or adopts one, but probably not.

PC adopts a kid for sure as a single mom because she is a strong independent cat that needs no man.

Todd can go fuck off.
PB probably finally finds someone better.

What is a cuckshed meme faggot?

>levelheaded and competent without being preachy and full of herself
>started off as an annoying little shit but developed into best girl
>good morals and ethics, has a better outlook on things than most of the characters surrounding her
>killer body, athletic as fuck
>dsl and lekku for days

Ahsoka a best.

Luna?

Yes

ruffnut

but sadly, he who shall not be named has ruined HTTYD rule 34 beyond all repair

You literally are the only person who waifus Diane.

Bad.

Back to with you

But Mr. Peanutbutter has to die.

I get this is sarcasm but everyone on BJ is either a moron fuckup, asshole, psycho addict or outright monster sometimes all at once. It's Hollywood.

Bro, I take commissions.

She is like an asian Daria.

death is better

Which Sup Forums girl is most like my girlfriend?

>skinny brunette
>pretty good artist
>anxiety
>sweet southern accent

Here's your nintendo switch, user.

I always keep my one and only true waifu close to my heart. It's true some days are dark and lonely, and maybe I feel sad but she will be there to show me that it isn't that bad.

She's just cute

I genuinely do not believe this to be a sincere post.

My waifu is Sup Forums, so I ain't posting her on Sup Forums.
Gotta keep it western in this bitch.

>e and let me know whenever I say something problematic.
That's not really what she does.

Fuck, I'm hard

I bet lots of people waifu her

It's much better with Alison Brie's moans.

I wanna give her lots of smoochy smoochies.

>not Biskits
Y tho

I feel like no one in this thread actually read your post.

Hot but there is no way she wasn't a slut

Apple farming horse.

True, but it's OP's fault, he broke an unwritten rule by modifying a template thread, he could've done without the ITT part entirely. Same deal as with the "don't start your thread with an image more interesting than the topic" rule, one should know what to expect.

Who cares, OP is an idiot

Man, I know, Eddie is bae.

Well I'm sorry you've only been lurking for the past month, you fucking newfag.
Here on "Four Channel" we make fun of emasculated men by saying that they're wives force them to live in sheds while the wives use their house for acts of inter-racial infidelity.
So anyone who had ever FUCKING BEEN ON THE SITE BEFORE would read
>and occasionally let me out of the shed.
and conclude that OP was being insincere.
You fucking reddit transplant, feel free to take the spoon I just fed you with and shove it straight up your asshole.