Hey Sup Forums, just found out my wife has been cheating on me. Plugged into her old phone. Been married for 18 years...

Hey Sup Forums, just found out my wife has been cheating on me. Plugged into her old phone. Been married for 18 years. Wat do.

Get a fucking lawyer immediately.

Not tomorrow.

NOW.

And whatever you do, do NOT let her know you know.

Sup Forums is over there

This, pretty much. Dump the bitch after you get proof.

I got proof. I have her phone. And a bunch of emails from some guy she apparently fucked.

This. Seriously

Throw her out of a helicopter

That's what you get for trusting a woman.

Lawyer up with as much evidence as possible so that she gets nothing in the divorce.

She knows I know. She is standing here all butthurt as I type this kek.

you won't do anything you numale faggot

>falling in (((love)))
>getting married

why did you fall for this meme?

A barrel roll

Look at her and ask her who would really wanna fuck her landwhale lard ass. Then start honking.

If this is real: Get a fucking lawyer right goddamn now.

Else: OP is a fag

That's not nice

Fuck her sister. Send her pictures.

get copys

get pics

dump everything and make PHYSICAL BACKUPS

WITHDRAW ALL ACCOUNTS IN CASH NOWWWWWWW

CLOSE ALL ACCOUNTS NOW AND PUT STOP PAYMENTS ON EVERYTHING

HAVE YOUR FRIEND MAKE BACKPAGE ESCORT ADS WITH HER PICTURE AND CELL PHONE NUMBER

ANY FIRE ARMS YOU HAVE ..GET THEM TO A SAFE LOCATION LIKE A FRIENDS HOUSE. CEPT YOUR CONCEAL CARRY. THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE SHE CAN PFA AND THEY WILL TAKE THEM.

No, it's real. Already have a lawyer or two in mind.

>kek
jokes on you, she choked on someones else's penis

>jokes on you, she choked on someones else's penis

No shit she did.

>get copys
>get pics
>dump everything and make PHYSICAL BACKUPS
>WITHDRAW ALL ACCOUNTS IN CASH NOWWWWWWW
>CLOSE ALL ACCOUNTS NOW AND PUT STOP PAYMENTS ON EVERYTHING
>HAVE YOUR FRIEND MAKE BACKPAGE ESCORT ADS WITH HER PICTURE AND CELL PHONE NUMBER
>ANY FIRE ARMS YOU HAVE ..GET THEM TO A SAFE LOCATION LIKE A FRIENDS HOUSE. CEPT YOUR CONCEAL CARRY. THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE SHE CAN PFA AND THEY WILL TAKE THEM.

she's standing here now pretending she didn't get caught. I'm trying to do all of this

>got caught cheating
>is the one who is butthurt
Let me guess she voted for Hillary too.

Assuming this isn't a bait/slide thread, which it probably is, lawyer up and divorce. Anything less makes you a cuckold pussy shell of a man who will never be able to hold his head high. Also don't sleep in the same room and make sure she doesn't kill you.

Get shovel.

No, she voted for Trump, I think. I just need to keep this phone as evidence. How do I do it? I'm tired

I don't no negro. Just keep the phone and contact a divorce lawyer on Monday. The (((lawyer))) will have the answers.

Nice 77. I just gotta get some sleep.

nigger just put the phone in your pocket and go to sleep.

>How do I keep the phone?

Uhh.. Keep it.

Just call your lawyer, get that sorted now. Call in tomorrow, tell your boss your cunt wife cheated so it is a lawyer day.

Get a haircut, do some working out, and
start checkin out chicks 10 years younger.

kids?

is she in touch with her family?

Yeah we have kids. 13 and 16.

No not later, call them now, jesus christ op

>love is a jewish trick
Yes goym don't ever feel true joy and raise children of your own just go back to making shekels until you die

I'll call him Monday. Then I'm splitting for the west coast.

i would just stay and make it as awkward as possible. but im a dick and didn't have to think about how to keep a phone

>13 and 16
Well fuck user. God damn her for being a greedy bitch. Follow your heart I guess, you're pretty damn invested at this point. I still advise consulting a lawyer to get your ducks in a row. Talk to your wife about it if she already knows you know. Tough situation. Fucking selfish cunts dont think once about their kids or the husband that provides.

Sorry bro.

Work out, get a healthy social life and don't drink/drugs too much too often

Also start dating girls 10 years younger

Get a few extra hobbies that have an equal ratio or higher ratio of females. You need new friends and to keep busy.

Don't show your ex you care. Don't cry, beg, or even communicate more than necessary.

Move on. Really move on. You chose a bad egg, she can be someone else's problem now

Also, if you get a new waifu, never cheat. Stay being a good guy and role model

Don't talk to her, just talk to your lawyer and follow his instructions.

Don't give her ANY ammo or reason to make shit up. She'll start doing that after she talks to her lawyer, but you may have a head start on that shit.

Document everything.

Protect your assets and children.

This isn't a fucking game, the system is entirely rigged against you and you will be suicidal and broke if you don't get ahead of it.

This is officially a shit sandwich. Divorce is traumatic for kids, but so is staying in a dysfunctional relationship where you model dysfunction as what relationships are.

Much love to you and yours user. There is no easy way out.

Kill her.

You know what to do.

It's threads like these that convince me to stay single.

arfcommer?

If it helps my parents split when I was 14.

I respect my father deeply for making that decision.

Send pic of your soon to be ex

^^^^^^^^^

is she a good mother?

Send pic m8

Bang some teenage pussy lad

CURRENT pic. Angry wymyns is hot.

You need to stay with your wife for the sake of your children. Immediately take any liquid assets you can and move them into foreign investments that would be impossible to track. Make sure to start receiving all paychecks on cash and divert non essential funds to untraceable foreign accounts. Wait out the next 5 years and leave the bitch immediately thereafter.

Same here I only been in 4 relationships and I'm 21. I am never going to marry or date someone again

Whatever the case good luck with court and all that shit man

^THIS

Murder-Suicide

Only way to cleanse the planet of this.

this

kill yourself, you are so worthless that your ugly cunt wife is cheating on you

A few months later OP will make a post saying his wife took the house and the kids and he has to pay alimony and child support even though she cheated on him.

Can someone tell me if I'm being cheated on

pics or it didn't happen

Meet women in a Baptist church, you can still find decent ones there. Be aware that the church needs to be one that preaches the whole bible, especially the part that says women should not be in the workplace or national leaders.

Whatever happens, good luck. Remember, the best revenge is living well. And to be honest, you probably won't find anyone better. I'd say go the MGTOW route gtom here on out. Trust no bitch.

You are

Divorced dad here. So this is what you do when you find out. Take all the evidence. Go to a hotel. Sleep there with your evidence and your phone is turned off. Don't get baited into listening to her trying to talk you out of doing what is best. Go to a good divorce lawyer. Make sure you get to see your children. Treat her with respect for the time being. Beating her up or doing stupid stuff will land you in trouble and you stand to lose a lot.

Then start your new life, getting drunk at bars, fucking 4/10's on Tinder, 10/10 hookers, speeddating 3 chicks in one night, doing drugs, partying and travelling untill bang, your hitched again. you could also start playing witcher 3 finally.

This

OP, if you don't do all of this: , you deserve all of this fuck had to say:

Of course you are.

Get a fucking lawyer before she does. Letting her find out was retarded as shit. Now she can get you in jail because muh privacy.

87.

What about catholic women?

This actually. Hopefully with Trump's administration it would be more in your favour, but that's gonna take awhile.

I don't think you have a wife. Post a timestamped photo of your wedding ring.

Just fuck her sister or one of her friends but dumb the bitch right away

Damn, if I was in your situation I think I would just stay with her for the kids. I just probably wouldn't stay faithful to her.

This. You can't wait on the lawyer. Do not confront her. Get that lawyer or you will lose everything.

and I mean...EVERYTHING.

My best friend's 17 and his parents are going through a divorce. He's now a bisexual Wiccan. Don't let your son become another Caleb.

[sagelike advice]

>Tell her that you forgive her
>Install hidden cameras in your bedroom and in her purse
>Spend more time away from home
>Return home and fap to your new porn vids
>Bonus points for posting them online

First of all, looking into her phone is a shameful thing, fuck you.
Second, if you've been married for like 18 years and have almost grown up kinds, you probably shouldn't divorce. Marriage isn't about love, it's about working on creating family, which you're currently doing. So postpone the divorce until both of your kids are 18. It's not like you have to keep relationship with your wife, just stay friendly.
Won't advise you on legal stuff since it's different over there. It's kind of interesting that stuff like cheating holds legal weight in America though, is it the same in very state?

>Diplomacy
>Coming from Russia
The irony is strong with this one.

LEAVE RUSSIA ALONE!

If he does that its only a matter of time she takes his kids and leaves with the other man. He needs to do what this user is telling him to do. Or else his is just fucked, plain and simple.

Fuck that. That sets a bad example for the kids - to stay miserable in a love-less relationship. There will be no winners here. Best to cut your losses and try to make the best of it and not stay with the bitch who ripped your heart out of your chest, wiped her ass with it, and threw it in the gutter.

Evidence of adultery generally doesn't matter. Get a lawyer and start protecting your assets.

Retard.

Probably discovered it by accident. Nothing worse than trusting someone for so long only to discover that kind of betrayal. Divorce is definitely the way to go, especially if he's got a solid case.

Arrange for her disappearance.
I would consider killing the kids too, their blood is tainted.

She got Trumped

>all the fucking keks!

Also, if you have the m Do as many consults as you can with all the best divorce lawyers where you live. This will make it a conflict of interest for them to represent your wife. Just

Ha. Knew it. I only post there occasionally now because they think racemixing is great and only allow subtle racism.

Know your audience and know the limits of the CoC. I'd like to say things that would get me banned many times. I just like being a facetious ass and there are limits to that... Great source of information though.

Sup Forums users are way too fucking stupid to take this sound advice. they are low iq, unironically christian, and literally watch cuckold porn, plus they don't have enough money to for a retainer

Agreed, most there are fairly redpilled. They just haven't taken the final suppository on Jews and racemixing. There's one guy there (garyd) who had multiple kids with a black women and just shits on anyone that even suggests racemixing is bad. Good place for info, like you said. I've been posting there for years, but ever since the election, Sup Forums has been more fun.

OP
leave the house immediately
do not pass go
do not collect $200
go to the library and look up a lawyer and contact them ASAP

you will act rashly and you do not need that in your situation

THIS! This is what you do, OP.

boys, take note

OP is going to wake up with all his shit gone, his kids gone, his bank accounts withdrawn

all because he had to sleep
now he's trusting his woman because she was married for 18 years

if she has the gall to suck cock behind his back
what makes you think that she'll stick around for one more night?

good luck OP, you'll need it you damn idiot

Well considering that divorce is now legal and even preferable to marriage, not a goddamn thing. Don't even open that door if you have kids. You're not allowed to slut shame her, you're not allowed to tell her "think of the children" because lets be honest a person who is hedonistic enough to cheat at some level thinks more of themselves than they do their family. Be real with her, be angry, and don't cuck. If she wants a divorce you want the children 100%, but you will never get the children 100% and she might just enter the house of the other adulterer.

Here is a TLDR, you cant do a goddamn thing except make her feel sorry for herself by cheating. Of course there is the offchance that she is a whore as well, you might want to ask her how many partners she had before you.

Get lawyer. Collect evidence.

Vote Democrat?

talk to a lawyer first

tell the lawyer you want to talk to your wife next

talk to your wife, if you still want to save the relationship