What conspiracy theories do you unironically believe?

What conspiracy theories do you unironically believe?

>Dinosaurs are a hoax
>White Genocide
>Lemurian Atlantis
>Cultural Marxism was planted in our culture by the KGB
>Climate change lie
>Political elites are in cults that worship Satan/Moloch/Lucifer/etc
>9/11 not an inside job but was allowed to happen (Bush didnt know IMO)

On the fence:
>Holohoax

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>9/11 was an inside job
>White genocide
>international bourgeois cabal

On the fence:
>holohoax

>on the fence about the lolocaust, yet believes dinosaurs are a hoax
What the fuck man.


I don't "believe" in any conspiracy theories, I know my truths.

>the moon isn't real

I mean, just look at it!

True. Its actually just a big round rock and not a REAL moon

>dinosaurs
please do explain

What evidence leads you to conclude dinosaurs aren't real? What would there be to gain?

one at a time:

*bitch, please
*yes, but unwitting
*.....
*cute, write a book
*american edumaction
*of course some are/do
*most rational

imbecile

How do you figure dinosaurs are a hoax?

JFK is the only hoax i truly believe in
Not in the normal sense, but I think it was his bodyguard discharging his weapon prematurely and was a coverup to make the government look stupid, or incompitant (which it is)

Multiple shooters at Dealey Plaza; Oswald was a patsy.

>I'll associate current population trends with actual conspiracies in an attempt to associate the two and have them both disregarded
>cultural marxism is a conspiracy theory.

Read about Franz Boas and his impact on anthropology.

You're Wrong about 2 of those.

was a coverup to make the government NOT look stupid, or incompitant**

that ted cruz's dad was involved with the jfk assassination. For one, I didnt know (untill Trump brought it up) that lee harvey oswald moved to and lived in the soviet union. was always taught he was just some crazy person. cruz and oswald were often in the same cities at the same time. oswald was head of the communist club where cruz lived..cruz being from cuba he most likely knew oswald... there just seems like too many coincidences that have been erased from history.

>Agenda 21 (Includes climate change)
>Political elites being satanic pedophiles
>Holocaust (Granted I think it happened, I think it was far more limited than it is painted as)
>9/11 (I think it happened, I don't know the full extent of who was behind it, but it required a lot of people standing down to allow it.)

Most aren't really conspiracies at this point though.

Every aspect of life is in some way controlled or is affected by something which is controlled by shadow organizations, which are in turn controlled by one or two far smaller shadow organizations.
Everyone is getting used except the very top of the ladder.

White genocide is obvious.

Help catch illegals.

also Ted fought through all sorts of allegations but as soon as Trump brought that up Cruz was like nope nevermind I dont want to run anymore...

at the very absolute minimum, the field of paleontology is off its rocker. This sudden meme that has taken off the last few years that says dinosaurs had feathers is complete bullshit. In fact, the entire theory that birds evolved from theropods is built on a ridiculously low standard of evidence. The scientific method practically doesn't exist in paleontology.

When you realize how useless the field is right now and start looking back at history, you will find that the entire study of dinosaurs has literally been meme-tier since its inception. Both horrible scientific practices and also blatantly corrupt individuals in the field. Though its entirely possible that really crazy animals roamed the earth a long time ago, pretty much everything paleontologists think is """dinosaurs"""" is the result of 170 years of total pseudoscience.

>Holocaust (Granted I think it happened, I think it was far more limited than it is painted as)
this
it happened but the numbers don't add up Mason

Berenstein multiple world theory.
Quantum immortality (When I die I go to a new universe where I survived)
Jewish families rule the world. (This is fact for sure anyway though)

>White Genocide

>Vietnam and Iraq/Afghanistan War was pushed by bankers and Military Industrial Complex to put US into endless debt and to test new weapons

>US provoked Japan on purpose with Oil embargo and allowed them to attack Pearl Harbor so that we can enter WW2 and get the support of the public.

>DEA-CIA arm and supply Cartels and in return receive drug money, putting a monopoly on the drug trade.

>Italian Mafia owns the Olive Oil industry and purposely sets the prices high

The elite are controlled by the rothchild Zionist who are controlled by the draconian confederation which is why ritual abuse and satanic shit is done to feed these interDEMENtinal entities, therenis a cosmic battale of good vs evil going on and has been for quite some time, we are to enter an age of prosperity shortly due to imminent sun sneeze and a natural upgrade to dna will occur. There exist but One True INFINITE CREATOR, ADONAI. Love and light be with you.

first 3 are fact
4th is dark, but wouldn't put it past them
5th sounds /x/ teir but I would like to know more

OP explain yourself on the dinosaurs

>government involved in satanic worshipping and pedophile rings (cheese pizza)
>9/11 covered up and went in Iraq for datoily
>Seth Rich leaked DNC docs

>white genocide
>holohoax
>9/11 was paid for by israel and allowed to happen
>Hillary was a plant to get Trump into office

White genocide is a mathematical fact

9/11 was an inside job (rothschild / soros)
holohoax
political elites are in cults that worship satan/moloch/lucifer/etc
the catholic church has been infiltrated and compromised by juden
white genocide

>US provoked Japan on purpose with Oil embargo and allowed them to attack Pearl Harbor so that we can enter WW2 and get the support of the public.
requesting some info

here:
the motives are probably mostly just money for the people that control the field of paleontology. Lower ranking and amateur paleontologists are technically bright people but they have unfortunately spent their entire life studying psuedoscience. My guess is that the dinosaur meme was invented for scams but was eventually pushed as absolute fact by Marxists so they could chip away at Christianity

any evidence for your claim?


Even if the field was corrupt, how does that explain the concrete evidence of specific species from 50 million years ago? Bone digging isn't the only part, the specimens go to labs and are analyzed under the scientific process like any other field

Which Jewish family owns China and India?

It is a contructed arch/weapon/base system. It is hollowed inside(moon lander made ringing noise when it crashed landed indicative of being hollow) and maintains a locked orbital pattern with our planet and never spins, crazy huh. O uea we as well as many other sentient species have a base there as it serves as almost a united nation embassy type situation.

>> Dinos legit retard,
you really think people would plant calcium enriched bones of 1000's of dirrent species around the globe lmao.
- White genocide maybe, white girls are programed to marry those of other races because there """COOL"""
Atlantis nope
Climate change is a lie look at reports and historic evience
-Elites wouldn't do that for fear of being exposed, if they did it would be in private. They may do it in private though. But the pizzagate shit is just to control new Sup Forums pol newbs. You really think someone with 500M plus would be exposed for child pornography conspiracy by people with researching skills lmao. They would have anyone they fucked killed.
>> 9/11 The last pages are not released s so you cant judge. Shits still fucked. The thing is that TSA failed an somehow 8 Muslims killed 2k+ because they were not scanned correctly. Weather it's TSA or an inside job we will not know.

>>Holohoax
-Probably happened ---------just not to the extent that it was mentioned. They wont allow scanning for bones or sub ground radar
They wont allow body counts or the names of the dead released.
Why wont they allow accurate methods and radar?

Only thing I can think of is Conservative Christians, specially the Young Earth Creationists, like to believe that Dino Fossils are an attempt by the Devil to test the faith of Christians into believing Evolutionary Theory.

His parents didnt let him watch Jurassic Park

wait... so is it the rothchilds the soros the bilderburger the jews the masons the illuminatis the bankers the lawyers the accountants the investors the media the internet the corporations...

anybody's problem but mine, right?

fuck you.

>the real government is a secret cabal
>evolution is fake
>aliens are really demons
>9/11 was an inside job
>nwo will be utopian satanic new age deceit and not 1984 style dystopia

i also think these might be possible
>flat earth with heaven above us and hell below

>america lost the cold war and communism/satanism is slowly creeping in
>climate change lie
>nuke are a huge meme, theyre much weaker than they say

On the fence:
>White genocide

>White Genocide (of course)
>American & Chinese world domination plans
>Bush did 9/11

I don't believe the Jews are behind some kind of world domination/world control plans tho like many on Sup Forums seem to believe.

I didn't believe in white genocide until I looked at George Soros.

>Cultural Marxism was planted in our culture by the KGB

This is considered a conspiracy???

Is this an AI datamining, or an ABC?

>political elite have a large occult population
>shadow governments
>JFK
>9/11 allowed to happen/joint effort between saudi's and America

[mind blowing information]

only shit I believe is the shadow governments, figure heads, and now possibly the cult of saturn.

mostly pol stuff.

I believe the reCAPTCHA is showing millions of people middle eastern: stores, hotels and street signs so that when the next major world happens and we get sent to the Middle East we will know what building to fire bomb and which pose no threat...
Think about it

>White Genocide
>Cultural Marxism was planted in our culture by the KGB
>Climate change lie
>Political elites are in cults that worship Satan/Moloch/Lucifer/etc

All of these things are true, though.

All subsidiaries of the same group obviously different surnames as to not be blalenty obvious you kike. Tis a hydra many many heads one central command being the zionist rothchild and their military peraonal army Israel (which btw has nothin to do with most jews) these karzarian mafia kikes serve reptiles and thier time is up, the light human speicies and collective consciousness has had enough, victory to the ligh n may love find your consciousness and heart.

hello disinfo agent

sandy hoax

9/11 was an energy weapon demonstration

holocaust was largely manufactured

JFK was not killed by LHO

>white genocide
agreed it is an active conspiracy and it's sad that it didn't come to my mind until I read the thread

pic related

>Jews are behind climate change
>world is ran by Jews
>Jews did 9/11
>the holocaust is exaggerated
>white genocide

(((KGB)))

>Holoax
>9/11 inside job or at least was allowed to happen
>JFK killed by CIA/mob
>Bohemian Grove
>worldwide pedo ring
>Climate change not done by human involvement (fluctuations in solar activity is the real cause)
>Pearl harbor was allowed to happen
>Shadow government with rothschild involvement (not much of a conspiracy "theory" anymore though)
>DEA colluding with drug cartels

On fence:
>White Genocide
>Jews being behind everything
On this one I see the evidence for it but my brain keeps rejecting it until I get a "why".

Don't believe
>McMann kidnapped by podesta brothers
If you actually look into the case cadaver dogs smelled blood and human corpse scent on the property. She died and it was covered up by some pretty top level people but the podestas had nothing to do with it and she's not still alive.

I almost believe this with the ocean.

Like we might just be an incredibly small sum of people that are all told the land outside our country is real.

I should really take a vacation somewhere...

Holohoax is greatly exaggerated, no gas chambers, no giant oven, many many fake stories about it etc
Sandy hook was something but defiantly not what was reported, may have been a drill and no kids died or ever existed, or they were killed and it was covered up for some reason.
9/11 was a standdown
There are much more terrorist attacks happening than get reported, many are covered up if it is possible for them to control the narrative
Fukushima is much worse than reported
Climate change is not caused by human action
Jews are parasites and have infiltrated the west

What would be the point of exaggerating the holocaust though? It either happened or it didn't (it didn't)

It all started with JFK being killed by the CIA with additional political backing.
Vietnam was a war for profiteers.
The Oklahoma City bombing was staged (vast interior damage from a simple exterior device).
9/11 and the complete and utter lack of investigation and disclosure over building 7, the pentagon, and United Airlines flight 93 (no plane debris).
"Iraq has weapons of Mass Destruction"
Sandy Hook (staged actors, no bodies, no recorded deaths by FBI, state highway patrol, or Social Security)

I don't believe in theories. I believe in facts and timelines of events.

>Hillary was a plant to get Trump in office
Explain this?

wtf i love marxism now

As in jews were rounded up to be deported, but they were gassed or killed en masse.
Those that died (a few 100k) died from starvation and typhus due to supply trains getting bombed/shot down

you're a fucking faggot.

surrendering your will to a higher power?

yea, kys.

>9/11 was an inside job
>Nearly all mass shootings are staged/hoaxes
>White genocide
>The newest Trump hate crimes that keep getting reported

Yeah, these aren't even theories. Just factual conspiracies.

Any information on Oklahoma stuff? I haven't even heard of it.
Forgot to add to my list Sandy Hook was definitely faked, but I don't know why.

Yeah this is what I believe happened, key word is intention

this only makes sense if your sole source of the outside world is this Colombian Origami Torrenting site


Historys not as simple as broad generalizations and these claims without evidence


Why do you care more about defaming a group rather than the truth?

Meant WEREN'T gassed

They were only put in camps to work, and the whole "6 million" thing is bullshit, very few actually died, and those that did died from disease and starvation near the end of the war.

aliens, edward snowden & big brother, creation of disease (HIV, SARS, ebola, zika), water fluoridation, philadelphia experiment, montauk project, chemtrails & HAARP weather manipulation, moon landing & stanley kubrick, flight MH370 disappearance, 9/11 (saudi jetfuel can melt steel beams), world trade center 7 demolition, the CIA in general, overthrows in south america etc., the NSA - stuxnet, other attacks, FEMA, apollo landings, space program and NASA in general, bildeberg group, bohemian grove, skull and bones, tri-lateral commision, the illuminati, the mafia, Frankfurt school, freemasons, opus dei, hellfire club, jesuits, jews, rome influence, council on foreign relations (CFR), GMOs & monsanto in food causes disease, technology-linked cancer, radiation, global warming, pearl harbor attacks, pan am flight, oklahoma city bombing, sandy hook shooting, aurora shooting, boston marathon bombing, charlie hebdo, bataclan attack, belgium airport bombing, madrid bombing, mumbai bombing, john f. kennedy, robert kennedy, martin luther king jr., malcolm x, abraham lincoln assassination, vince foster, marylin monroe, tupac, big, kurt cobain, jimi hendrix, michael jackson, scalia, breitbart, clinton, princess diana deaths, nixon attempted assassination, catcher in the rye - triggers, ‘special access programs’, isis creation & video manipulation, bermuda triangle, hollywood pedophilia, denver international airport, mk-ultra, operation mockingbird, asbestos poisoning knowledge, knowledge suppression in general, operation northwoods, cointelpro, iran-contra affair, all the financial markets are rigged - libor, central banks, silver, deutsche bank, gold price/ physical manipulation, and much more, gulf of tonkin incident, the business plot, rick ross & government crack cocaine involvement, the federal reserve bank & imf, holocaust revisionism, atlantis, heroin trade, bill cooper, chem trails, heavens gate

i can go on

You'd think the mass surveillance following 9/11 was implemented to prevent other inside jobs.

No, it made them easier to get away with.

LET'S GET REAL.
Who is looking at us from inside the sun?

It's not too outlandish, look up agromafia, there's a problem with fake/mislabeled olive oil (the majority of it apparently) that the mafia is probably responsible for.

>TSA
>9/11

TSA was created after and as a direct result of 9/11. There many more disturbing facts about 9/11 proving it was allowed to happen but the TSA is not one of them. The hijacker's only weapons were boxcutters which were allowed at the time. If you want to see how certain organizations allowed 9/11 to happen, look at how NORAD was running multiple hijacking training scenarios that morning that grounded most of the air defense fleet and allowed the actual attack to go unhindered even though it is fully documented that they were aware what was occurring up to an hour before hand but fighters were still called down. Not to mention that the plane that hit the pentagon hit precisely at the department that was investigating the $3 trillion that just went poof and was only announced the day before.

Opus Dei, Jesuits and Catholic Church. More info, please

There's a ton of conspiracy videos on the bombing entailing facts of what happened. This is one of the shortest videos underscoring the lack of explanation. Longer, older videos cover damage to the actual building and how demo charges were used for cutting supports inside.

youtube.com/watch?v=-ez-t7_-GeY

Surrender, lol. This party is just getting started, hope you bought a chair n plenty ammo. Fuck you satan, you cannot win. Love and light be with you all except the causal Zionist ((kikes) you included guy.

>Autism infant vaccination causation
>White genocide is real
>The government knew what was going to happen on 9/11
>Flouride in the water supply as a mood stabilizer to make people more apathetic
>Estrofen in the water supply as a testosterone suppressant
>Climate change is a hoax
>Holocaust death toll numbers were exaggerated by the Soviets to make the Germans look as bad as possible. Most interned Jews were communist insurrectionists.
>The National Socialists interned journalists in camps because they recognized they were just as manipulative and power-hungry as they are today.
>Planned Parenthood really was selling body parts of murdered infants
>Hillary and Obama created ISIS but things got out of hand. Assad is a good guy, relatively speaking.
>Trump won't be allowed to be president and Obama will declare martial law before January; will unilaterally call for new elections.

>you really think people would plant calcium enriched bones of 1000's of dirrent species around the globe lmao.

not exactly how it happened. Just start looking into sources that talk about dinosaurs being a hoax. They turn people off because they all have a strong christian bend but these people are dead fucking serious and I really think they are right. Literally nobody holds the field of paleontology accountable for anything because the reaction is always just to attack them for being "stupid christians". As a result 170 years of psuedoscience have stacked up so much that there is a wealth of information that takes paleontologists decades to understand. They just don't realize that their basic assumptions about it are entirely wrong.

A starting point is to start noticing how paleontologists are constantly reforming the entire concept of dinosaurs. The basic theory behind them isn't really bulit on a strong foundation so fundamental assumptions seem to change all the time. Notice how it seems like every year there is a handful of dinosaurs that are declared to "have never actually existed". Its always due to a combination of intellectual laziness, poor record keeping or blatant lying. Paleontologists that are reexamining their field constantly find that what the history of their field is literally with bad science. Meanwhile you NEVER hear about paleontologists low on the totem poll having big finds. The only times """"new species"""" are discovered its always in giant pits with hundreds or thousands of """fossils""" in places where no one was even looking then are excavated by well-funded and well-connected individuals. And even then they still never find complete (or even close to complete) skeletons. Just handfuls of random fossils that they speculate an entire animal from by comparing it to other """dinosaurs"""" that were designed from the same flawed process.

is that the panopticon?

do you think the sun gets embarrassed cause we're always following it?

I do care about the truth that's why I've done research into it outside the fucking meme site of Sup Forums.
The science simply does not support gas chambers or gas vans existing, no mass graves found, no zyklon B residue found on "gas chamber sites", wild accusations all around, and "key witnesses" couldn't even agree on how many gas chambers there were.

The more I do research into it the less it makes sense, and the more you can easily pick it apart.
I'm not defaming anyone, either way. I'm not saying "oy vey da jews made it all up" I'm saying it was a cooperation with different countries to defame the Germans and make sure something like that never happened again.

>>>Flouride in the water supply as a mood stabilizer to make people more apathetic
this has been confirmed though, like common knowledge we learn that in school sort of thing.

crap, a follow up to my list. I'm not quite on board with a conspiracy for the extermination of white people (yet), but ....

Bill & Hillary Clinton Body Count is largely legit. Especially the early deaths on the list.

I'm still iffy on the moon landing. Why would they fake it, and how would the KGB not find out about it?

but lithium is a mood stabilizer

Explanation for the China and Amreica one*:

China literally has the whole world on life support, everything we get is made in china. Almost everything is. They're gonna get the world so reliant on their production, that one day they're just gonna stop trading with everybody. And every country will stop working and will crumble.
And then China comes in to take the country when it's crumbled for it's own.

America's been doing world domination ever since the invention of radio. They're trying to American-ize the whole world, there are people i know who say/spell like Americans, and know more about America than our own fucking country.
The American government are Americanizing our cultures and traditions to their will, using the Hollywood and internet machine.

from your list I believe
>Cultural Marxism was planted in our culture by the KGB
I'm overall a big proponent that the USSR government decided to stage its collapse in the perestroika deception so that they could maintain continuity of government in some way.
My personal pet theories:
>Small spheres of illuminati actually do want to push globalist shit like on the guidestones, they probably think they're doing what's best but they're not
>Moon landing was real but kubrick was approached to make a fake one just in case
>kubrick overall did know a lot more than he let on and was killed for it
>the elites WANT a nuclear exchange, that's partially why JFK was killed
Beyond that, pretty much every other conspiracy I believed was proven true this year.

Could someone explain me the Flat Eearth theories and why they are fake?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedford_Level_experiment

Explain why there is no curvature you fucking idiots, you could do the same experiment with laters: no curvature appears

>inb4 it´s all bullshit ive been indoctrinated from childhood i dont have to know shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedford_Level_experiment

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedford_Level_experiment

>Holocaust is a lie
>Jews are to blame for the worlds problems
>There's a conspiracy to end the white race
>Democracy is a lie
>The good guys lost WWII

No, I have a hammer.

There is no higher power, no greater power, no God, no satan, no group think, no team work, no organized nothing.

Just dumb and smart people with selfish intentions.

We're all dividing under the guise that because we look like separate bodies, we must have separate souls and a singular history.

Our future will fork branches like a tree where each leaf is a canadian apologizing for reminding us.

Flouride was used as a mood stabilizer as well. I would still classify this as a conspiracy theory because people still don't believe it or that it's still happening.

I only drink and cook with distilled water that I test myself for these chemicals and hormones. Shits real guys.

Shit I believe:
>The holocaust happened but on a smaller scale, the Nazis didn't just gas all those jews then burned them because they needed them for work.
>Some elites are in some sort of cult

opus dei and the jesuits fight

the church has a lot of $

they only faked the recordings :^)

USA + Russia were allies who wanted to keep appearances

You shouldn't be asking "why they are fake" you should be asking what evidence there is on either side and draw your own conclusions.
I found thunderf00ts videos are pretty decent as far as experiments you can do to find the curvature, although he's a huge fag be warned.

>Estrofen in the water supply as a testosterone suppressant
fuck I am starting to believe that stuff about contraceptive pills
what do about this aside from purchasing water?

>Cultural Marxism was planted in our culture by the KGB

Wasn't this proven?

not on Sup Forums its probably not. But definitely would be tin foil hat-tier to the general population.

>On this one I see the evidence for it but my brain keeps rejecting it until I get a "why".
I think the why would simply be that the Talmund literally teaches that non-jews are cattle that are only on earth to serve the jew

posting a picture of an object that was made from a mold isnt proof of dinosaurs. The vast majority of dinosaur heads were entirely made as an "artists interpretation". In the old days dinosaur heads were constantly switched around and modified for reasons that had nothing to do with science. Modern museums get molds of these "original" heads and just assume that someone has the original fossils and everybody just believes it. In reality the actual """fossils""" have never been assessed by an independent study. The institutions that control the keys to the world of paleontology are notoriously closed-door.

Have a pill.

I think it's visual metaphor that represents our solar system. Not sure though.
Is it a aingular, individuated conciousness? Or is it a cross-dimensional microscope, that many autistic space-time scientists peer and meddle through?
If the latter is correct, they will be pissed when SG-1 on roids crashes their lab.
:^)