Did you know?

Donald Trump and his wife Melania have sex atleast two times a day and sometimes even more

According to Melania: "Donald is amazing at it"

Donald doesn't like anal and doesn't like blowjobs.

>Think about it when you go to sleep

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I wonder if Barron can hear it

He also is very well endowed, 9 inches.

It must feel weird being Barron Trump and have this information on the internet plus pics of your mother naked

>Donald doesn't like anal and doesn't like blowjobs.

He's so pure.

BASED AS FUCK

>His seed is for the womb only

good man, good man
facial cucks and anal fags should take note

Does anyone really want to have sex 2 times a day every day? One really nasty session and I am good for a few days...

>Donald doesn't like blowjobs

Probably because you're bad at them

What about his daughter?

>Donald doesn't like anal

Then why did he fuck Hillary's asshole so hard?

I thought she was a whore though. Aren't whores supposed to be good at BJ/s?

Good to hear that he is still virile and powerful despite his advanced age.

Also glad to hear he does not enjoy vacuous sodomy but understands what a mans job is.

>id color

POO

You know right before his victory speech he went up to his pent house alone with Melania. Think about that when he said "complicated business "

High test

>doesn't like blowjobs.

Most cutfags are so desensitized that they literally cannot cum from a mere blowjob.

Pathetic.

>2 times a day

lol. At most 1 and with a blue pill. The old fart is what? 70 yr old (not even wiking)?

I fucking knew blowjobs were degenerate.

Is this role play or did Melania really say this Kek

I wonder why he doesn't like blowjobs? Bad experience?

see

>doesn't like blowjobs

I don't know what to make of this. Maybe Melania sucks at giving head. From my experience, slavic women are champs at giving it.

It's time to upgrade, Donald.

Can't keep it up. Low energy. Sad!

Underrated

top bants

upgrade to d.bo?

this

blowjobs are strongly overrated if you have a mutilated dick

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Oh my god that pic.
We don't need to deport that one, she's a god damn national treasure.

Right in the pussy

i hate you all

holy kek

Nice source you got there, Juan.

okay ahmed, i dont get how not cumming from a bj is pathetic. it means you last longer in sex

Name?

Pretty much this but at least my parents didn't fall for the kike meme I had to get mine cut due to hypospadius

It helps if you incorporate the balls, the taint, sometimes the outer ring of the asshole.

Sucks to be a cutfag anyway tho.

>Think about it when you go to sleep
Why wait til then?

>okay ahmed, i dont get how not cumming from a bj is pathetic.

Ahmed? I'm not the one who's cut. You're the Ahmed here. Or maybe Shlomo.

Enjoy your mutilated dick.

Sodomite.

That's why he looked tired, he has to listen to Melania's moans of pleasure all night.

He's got some absolutely tremendous libido for a 70 year old

Tbqh, can't even imagine how his life must be like.

Your dad is a billionaire and president, your step-sis is literally 10/10, mom is literally 10/10 and has posed naked, and to top it off you're the same age as your nieces.

Kinda fucked. Then again, he's like 10 or some shit and 5' 10" already so fugg it, he's pure alpha genes.

Thanks for sliding more board, Pablo.

BUILD WALL

Plus when you have a big horse cock most women don't know how to suck it properly. They just put the end in their mouth and jerk you off

>doesn't like blowjobs
wtf gay

He was probably a little stressed and Melania was helping him relax ;)

HIGH ENERGY

/pedo/

Barron = Based

>Donald doesn't like anal and doesn't like blowjobs.
me too. he should share his wife with me sometime

it was a spite-fuck.

He has his own floor, so probably not

Super model turns old- can no longer find work in her industry- meets billionaire, marries him to secure her future. Many such cases!

thankfully for us he wont be literal chad if his brothers faces are anything to go off from

I kek'd

How does a 70 year old man do multiple rallies a day and fuck his wife twice? What?!?

I'd give her work, if you know what I mean

You think the Trumps sacrificed Barron's foreskin to the Jews too?

I thought they were redpilled.

he's already chad.

his face is male-model tier. it's not going to get worse when he gets older, just better.

Are you me?
I could have been uncut master race if it wasn't for hypospadia, the doctor cut my foreskin off.

No wonder, huh

This is just like those cialis commercials except without the cialis

That's why his name is Donald "High Energy" Trump

He looks like he might have inherited some robustness from his mom.

Personally I am keeping the dream of a 210cm, 180kg, 8% body fat, 310 IQ cyber genius God Emperor alive.

>Trump presidency sees the first lady give birth at least twice

OBL bro

Fuck off Cuckdeau

Low energy Jeb probably fucks his goblin wife once a year, if that

He's right, anal and oral are overrated compared to raw pussy fucking.

How can one man be so based?

>Don doesnt like BJs or anal
Literally my man

Pretty based sex preference IMO, why put your dick in a mouth/ anus when you have a hole that has evolved over billions of years for the sole purpose of making dicks feel good enough to jizz in them.

Lol I bet our dicks look so fucked up

>Hey Pablo he only fucks Mexicans in the ass.

>boasts about his hero's dick size
You're a cuck

His brothers were from the same mom, but Barron is Melania's son. You can tell that not only will Barron be more attractive than his half-brothers, but he will probably look like Donald a lot when he gets older (except probably even taller and more attractive)

underrated

Is his size confirmed, though?
He got pretty defensive with the small hands comment during the debate, I kind of assumed he had a smallish dick.

Barron literally looks like Sid from Ice Age.

>small hands comment during the debate
>a debate
>comments about his hands
yeah jee I wonder why. itd be like commenting on how small and flappy hillary's tits are

Sauce?

LOL ahmeds with literal monkey penises are so fucking pathetic. Circumcision should be mandatory if you want to call yourself white. Enjoy your monkey penises.

sure

Still, people with big dicks don't brag about having a big dick, its just a fact of life

I'm so sorry your parents decided to mutilate their little innocent baby's dick and sacrifice your foreskin to the Jews.

Daily reminder that Melania is D E V I L I S H and is the perfect counterpart for Trump. Watch her smile

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>you will never marry a sadistic european supermodel who loves you for your trolling abilities

>he's literally justifying being tied down and sculpted by a knife as a baby

stockholm syndrome in action

Did you just make this up or do you have sources?

man donald is so alpha
that shit is funny asf
"you'll find out" then walks away with his supermodel wife
2016 was a doozie

this.

sorry about your dick, muhammed.
you know you can do foreskin restoration, it was invented by some based german guy

Many such cases!

I thought Don Jr was from another mom, then ivanka and eric, then barron?

IMO Eric looks a bit like he's killed people lol

Meant to post this with that

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With the exception of (((Ivanka))), they're literally The Hills Have Eyes material.

This kind of thing was all over Twitter about it

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lmao noice

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Even better

Is Dahnald the missionary, leglock, handholding, kissing tags kind of guy?

He made a really poor choice in mate here. Sons should never be uglier than their fathers.

>DURRP