>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't try to tell us it's good >2. Read the Pastebin: pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW >3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion >4. Don't believe their lies
That's pretty good. But Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Salem Edition would have been better.
Ryan Phillips
Because the water has been just out of her reach for 10 years.
Kevin Anderson
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Joshua Gutierrez
Ren got even hotter while traveling so it was harder for her to keep her cool.
Cooper Butler
That's kind of gross.
Michael Anderson
Is this the natty limit?
Wyatt Bailey
>Spoilers before saturday RIP
Camden Murphy
I had no idea his full name was Monyreak
Jose Bennett
She needs to borrow some dustroids from Hazel
Juan Campbell
We had multiple threads of Weiss getting impaled before the episode released publicly
Lincoln Bell
It's not like he died in the thing.
Dominic Bailey
>He gets 2 quotes Greedy.
Jack Perez
I mean, the episode is literally linked in the OP. Two different sources for it.
Oliver Smith
Not the clothes, the shrine in general.
Isaac Hughes
>shrine Memorial How is it gross?
Camden Smith
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Jason Peterson
Wow, his Deviantart goes pretty far back. First sighting of Shane obsession too.
Gavin Robinson
What are the odds that Qrow Summer and Raven were all banging each other behind his back?
Nicholas Hill
He was just a dude. They're practically deifying him.
Easton Diaz
>They "named a star" after him
I get the gesture, but Monty of all people would think that's a waste of time, surely?
Juan Phillips
Wow. Looking at that and the letter, it's no wonder why RT fired him and his wife left him. That kind of obsession makes him look autistic.
Elijah Hernandez
It's just a memorial, my dude. It's not like they made a statue of him and sacrifice a chicken to it every morning.
Angel Rodriguez
She couldn’t find any horses on the road to Haven.
Cameron Turner
>They're practically deifying him.
To the RT Founders he practically was a wizard/robot/god to them, since the stuff he knew how to do blew their minds after spending 6 years bobbing a video game characters head up and down.
Lincoln Wood
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Cameron Rodriguez
>implying the entire team didn't have regularly scheduled orgies
Jordan Nelson
Bruh they don’t pray to it for luck and RESOLVE. It’s a gesture to remember their dead friend.
Jackson Cook
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Grayson Nguyen
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John Cox
He was a dude who enabled the great leap forward from RT just using the in-game client to being able to actually make decent shit. He was a whizzard who arguably was just as critical as the founders for RT moving from a bunch of goofy fans into a juggernaut. He was a "friend" they killed to keep RWBY in-house. It's not a memorial, it's a warning.
Alexander Collins
What if Emerald prefers white cock?
Juan Brooks
Emerald would still never touch you.
Matthew Murphy
Mercury is still too good for her.
Ayden Peterson
Would Salem's count?
Daniel Cooper
Ren sees her as a sister and won't kung fu her panda?
Matthew Roberts
I want to eat out Nora while Ren fucks me from behind because Nora wants to pleasure Ren but knows he's gay so she brought me in to do it for her.
Nicholas Evans
Do you guys think Oscar gets embarrassed when he pees, because he know Ozpin is looking? I hope so
Jack Lee
Fuck. I thought episode 14 would save me but I'm already excited for volume 6 even though it's just going to let me down again.
Charles Ortiz
>Not laying on top of Nora so Ren can fuck her while imagining you
Jordan Parker
I wonder how long it's been since he last masturbated.
Matthew Butler
>He hasn't jerked off for nearly a month because Ozpin is watching
Lucas Gomez
Oh it's beautiful.
Elijah Cruz
Ozpin assumes direct control and jerks off while Oscar just blushes
Juan Fisher
Top quality OC
W-we can use this to convince the mods we still have discussion
Matthew Baker
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Zachary Hughes
Ozpin introduces Oscar to the prostate
Gabriel Anderson
>Watches child porn while he does it >Oscar can't even puke without control of his body
Bentley Foster
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Blake Ortiz
>Nora is based off of Thor >No dark trickster sister constantly trying to mess with her. Wasted opportunity.
Colton Torres
This madman must be stopped.
Angel Carter
>That last Burnie vlog >That life Burnie leads compared to mine
Daniel Gonzalez
Well we dont know her family, she was orphaned, maybe there is a Loki.
Luis Gray
>proceeds to tear apart 17 years old girl while on roids
Tyler Sullivan
Because no matter how much she acts out she still can’t get Ren to spank her.
Nicholas Turner
I didn’t make it. Found it on /k/ oddly enough
Oliver Taylor
>"YOU MONSTER!"HOW MANY CHILDREN MUST DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!?!?" >Helps plan destruction of Beacon Academy when there are the most kids possible there during the Festival
Jaxon Walker
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William Torres
>It was Ren the whole time >"Hah! You're gay now!"
Xavier Fisher
What does his eggs smell like haha
Grayson Robinson
Would rather have a long haired Nora or Ruby
Ethan Thompson
Eeeh, Nora probably, but I prefer them both with short hair.
Jaxson Wilson
Maybe they should've thought about the consequences BEFORE they applied to Beacon Academy.
Carter Wilson
>What does his eggs smell like haha
Colton Murphy
Neither.
Jason Campbell
How will you feel when we get to volume 6 and Weiss is still wearing her current outfit and doesn't change?
Matthew Carter
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Carter Richardson
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Adrian Lopez
Ruby's is important for framing her face. You could maybe do it with nora but it also works for her
Wyatt Thomas
kek'd
Samuel Jones
Considering all the flippy shit and crazy spins with their weapons that characters do, long hair is just incredibly impractical to have.
How Blake hasn't accidentally caught her hair with everything that Gambol Shroud can do, I'll never know.
Kayden Martin
Everyone better get a goddamn outfit change
Jackson Flores
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Andrew Nelson
I want to touch that beard
Isaiah Watson
But they all just got one. The important characters at least. And Jaune will need someone to die to get an outfit update.
Asher Ross
Yang looks a bit younger, Weiss a lot older, Ruby a lot younger, and Blake a penis.
Cooper Morgan
Man, Salem was so cool and threatening when she first showed up in Volume 3. But after two volumes of her just sitting in board meetings, she's lost all impact.
Joshua Hill
He reminds me a bit of Mark Hamill
Jack White
Yeah and they suck. And they're going to Atlas where it's cold, I wanna see Winter outfits.
Jonathan Fisher
>Jaune’s new outfit
Joshua Bell
No. Your taste is bad.
Connor Turner
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Grayson Perry
Shipping is serious business.
Xavier Brooks
They got one two volumes ago, after having their previous outfits for three (not counting the brief change in V2). I'd say another change in wardrobe is ok.
Josiah Diaz
I think Jaune would look better with longer hair. I can't imagine Ruby or Nora with long hair or Weiss with short. I'm still betting on Yang to get the dreaded character development before too much longer.
Jackson Gonzalez
Doc is best boy
Evan Wright
Ela is the best operator
Joshua Gonzalez
It's a good thing Pyrrha got vaporized, or Jaune would have felt even worse for not being there to heal her.
Come to think of it, it sure is a good thing Cinder hasn't felt the need to vaporize anyone else.
Also, Jaune is now canonically stronger than Maiden Pyrrha.
Eli Moore
Doesn't help that everyone on her "board" except Watts has been made to look like a total chump.
Gabriel Perez
First episode is going to be a shopping trip.
Brayden Baker
That’s literally not Blackbeard
Adam Rogers
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Cameron Howard
they need winter-y clothes if it's cold enough that Grimm just freeze. Sun's abs would get frostbite and fall off.