RWBY/RT General 1406: Big Spooky Salem Edition

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Why is Nora so fucking thirsty?

That's pretty good. But Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Salem Edition would have been better.

Because the water has been just out of her reach for 10 years.

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Ren got even hotter while traveling so it was harder for her to keep her cool.

That's kind of gross.

Is this the natty limit?

>Spoilers before saturday
RIP

I had no idea his full name was Monyreak

She needs to borrow some dustroids from Hazel

We had multiple threads of Weiss getting impaled before the episode released publicly

It's not like he died in the thing.

>He gets 2 quotes
Greedy.

I mean, the episode is literally linked in the OP. Two different sources for it.

Not the clothes, the shrine in general.

>shrine
Memorial
How is it gross?

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Wow, his Deviantart goes pretty far back. First sighting of Shane obsession too.

What are the odds that Qrow Summer and Raven were all banging each other behind his back?

He was just a dude. They're practically deifying him.

>They "named a star" after him

I get the gesture, but Monty of all people would think that's a waste of time, surely?

Wow. Looking at that and the letter, it's no wonder why RT fired him and his wife left him. That kind of obsession makes him look autistic.

It's just a memorial, my dude.
It's not like they made a statue of him and sacrifice a chicken to it every morning.

She couldn’t find any horses on the road to Haven.

>They're practically deifying him.

To the RT Founders he practically was a wizard/robot/god to them, since the stuff he knew how to do blew their minds after spending 6 years bobbing a video game characters head up and down.

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>implying the entire team didn't have regularly scheduled orgies

Bruh they don’t pray to it for luck and RESOLVE. It’s a gesture to remember their dead friend.

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He was a dude who enabled the great leap forward from RT just using the in-game client to being able to actually make decent shit. He was a whizzard who arguably was just as critical as the founders for RT moving from a bunch of goofy fans into a juggernaut. He was a "friend" they killed to keep RWBY in-house. It's not a memorial, it's a warning.

What if Emerald prefers white cock?

Emerald would still never touch you.

Mercury is still too good for her.

Would Salem's count?

Ren sees her as a sister and won't kung fu her panda?

I want to eat out Nora while Ren fucks me from behind because Nora wants to pleasure Ren but knows he's gay so she brought me in to do it for her.

Do you guys think Oscar gets embarrassed when he pees, because he know Ozpin is looking?
I hope so

Fuck. I thought episode 14 would save me but I'm already excited for volume 6 even though it's just going to let me down again.

>Not laying on top of Nora so Ren can fuck her while imagining you

I wonder how long it's been since he last masturbated.

>He hasn't jerked off for nearly a month because Ozpin is watching

Oh it's beautiful.

Ozpin assumes direct control and jerks off while Oscar just blushes

Top quality OC

W-we can use this to convince the mods we still have discussion

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Ozpin introduces Oscar to the prostate

>Watches child porn while he does it
>Oscar can't even puke without control of his body

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>Nora is based off of Thor
>No dark trickster sister constantly trying to mess with her.
Wasted opportunity.

This madman must be stopped.

>That last Burnie vlog
>That life Burnie leads compared to mine

Well we dont know her family, she was orphaned, maybe there is a Loki.

>proceeds to tear apart 17 years old girl while on roids

Because no matter how much she acts out she still can’t get Ren to spank her.

I didn’t make it. Found it on /k/ oddly enough

>"YOU MONSTER!"HOW MANY CHILDREN MUST DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!?!?"
>Helps plan destruction of Beacon Academy when there are the most kids possible there during the Festival

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>It was Ren the whole time
>"Hah! You're gay now!"

What does his eggs smell like haha

Would rather have a long haired Nora or Ruby

Eeeh, Nora probably, but I prefer them both with short hair.

Maybe they should've thought about the consequences BEFORE they applied to Beacon Academy.

>What does his eggs smell like haha

Neither.

How will you feel when we get to volume 6 and Weiss is still wearing her current outfit and doesn't change?

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Ruby's is important for framing her face. You could maybe do it with nora but it also works for her

kek'd

Considering all the flippy shit and crazy spins with their weapons that characters do, long hair is just incredibly impractical to have.

How Blake hasn't accidentally caught her hair with everything that Gambol Shroud can do, I'll never know.

Everyone better get a goddamn outfit change

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I want to touch that beard

But they all just got one. The important characters at least. And Jaune will need someone to die to get an outfit update.

Yang looks a bit younger, Weiss a lot older, Ruby a lot younger, and Blake a penis.

Man, Salem was so cool and threatening when she first showed up in Volume 3. But after two volumes of her just sitting in board meetings, she's lost all impact.

He reminds me a bit of Mark Hamill

Yeah and they suck.
And they're going to Atlas where it's cold, I wanna see Winter outfits.

>Jaune’s new outfit

No.
Your taste is bad.

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Shipping is serious business.

They got one two volumes ago, after having their previous outfits for three (not counting the brief change in V2). I'd say another change in wardrobe is ok.

I think Jaune would look better with longer hair. I can't imagine Ruby or Nora with long hair or Weiss with short. I'm still betting on Yang to get the dreaded character development before too much longer.

Doc is best boy

Ela is the best operator

It's a good thing Pyrrha got vaporized, or Jaune would have felt even worse for not being there to heal her.

Come to think of it, it sure is a good thing Cinder hasn't felt the need to vaporize anyone else.

Also, Jaune is now canonically stronger than Maiden Pyrrha.

Doesn't help that everyone on her "board" except Watts has been made to look like a total chump.

First episode is going to be a shopping trip.

That’s literally not Blackbeard

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they need winter-y clothes if it's cold enough that Grimm just freeze. Sun's abs would get frostbite and fall off.

>Sun puts on a scarf
>that's it

What have they said on Rewind so far?

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Please have Blake wear this