ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

HUGE EARTHQUAKE JUST HIT WELLINGTON

SIRENS GOING OFF AS I TYPE

HOUSE NEXT DOOR AS FUCKING COLLAPSED DOWN THE HILL

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

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nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11747414
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us1000778i#executive
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Pics or it didn't happen

Periscope now

jump off the hill and kill yourself you worthless sack of shit

First, take that dick out of your ass.

>New Zealand
Oh, right. That's a thing.

It's just your countries way of telling all the American "move to New Zealand" alarmists to stay the fuck away.

If you stick your dick in the nearest sheep you won't have to do anything to fuck it

>HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

You persicope the shit out of that.

>worthless sack of shit
This faggot stole that term

GUYS ITS HAPPENING MY CITY IS FLOODING SEND HELP OH NO ITS COMIN :((((((

Don't worry, that's just the land whales immigrating from America. The plane landed.

magnitude 7.5 noice.

its a 7.5 get ready to die

Nigga its only magnitude 6.6

How did they take off ?

get off Sup Forums and gather supplies.

HOLY SHIT GUYS

THE EARTHQUAKE HIT NEAR CHRISTCHURCH AGAIN


BUT IT WAS SO BIG IT FELT LIKE IT HIT WELLINGTON


HAHAHAHAHA CHRISTCHURCH FAGS MUST HAVE BEEN SCREWED OVER

POSSIBLY HUNDREDS DEAD AGAIN

REPORT IN FAGGOTS

GUYS NUKES JUST HIT MOSCOW AND ST PETERSBURG ITS HAPPENING

>wellington
It was Christchurch you weak cunt

>HOUSE NEXT DOOR AS FUCKING COLLAPSED DOWN THE HILL
what suburb?

Quick! Post on Sup Forums!

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

Christchurch should have be nearer to the centre though?
There are three quakes with 7.4 magnitude reported 13 minutes ago.

>Wellington
Nigger what are you smoking
It was a 7.6 in Christchurch, faggot
IT WAS YUUUUUUGE

You write a post, then upload an image, then you solve the captcha, then you post.
And then you run into the basement.

FUCKING SPOOKY!

OH FUCK NOT AUSTR-

Oh. Nevermind. Carry on.

They all were forced to drink a small diet coke instead of a large.

weird ass earthquake lasted about a minute

#RonPaulForTreasury

Oh

Might be real.

Dunedin here, we're all sheltering in our stadium.

also bump this

ffs i just want the nukes to go off or a super volcano to swallow the world
why can't we ever have a real happening

It went on for a good minute
I was on a hill so it wasn't that bad but i was genuinely scared as the house started swaying

take a picture nigger

I thought it hit kaikoura?

Either way, everybody alright lads?

im literally shaking right now

All the Lord of the Rings films are done, so nothing of value will be lost.

Go fucking look for survivors you cuck

this is the price of kiwi posting my tasman brother

>HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

Grab the nearest sheep and fuck it's brains out.

Sit on the patio and eat some fairy bread while you watch the world burn

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

CAN CONFIRM I SAW TANKS LEAVING THE BASE

WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE

I THOUGHT THIS MEME MAGIC SHIT WAS A JOKE?

DONT HURT WHITE PEOPLE GEB!!!!

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/GEB/

Other kiwi here, can confirm.
Fucking batman statue broke

THIS
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THIS
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THIS
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THIS
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THIS

I moved to Auckland after the first quakes hit Christchurch but all my family are still down there, hope they are ok, havent seen or heard anything from down there yet, could slightly feel it up here

I HEARD TANKS DEPLOYING SOUNDS

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The best feeling when you enclose a good 30 in a small enclosure so they can't move and then you crowd surf on them

stay close to yer internet cnnxiun

shitpost

quaking earth got nothing on aussum bantz

kek

this is what you get for protesting trump faggots

KEK IS GREAT
KEK IS GOD
KEK IS Power

damn

im on the new zealand of canada ,vancouver island (as in most volatile place for a big earthquake) , and still wating for the big one like everyone else on the west coast but seems like new zealand gets a lot of these mild to large earthquakes

It's total chaos in NZ everyone is in the street running for their lifes.

Foolish sheep merchants

Dude just went through a life-threatening event in a city that was still going through reconstruction from another large earthquake years ago, fuck off nigger.

>Not having a Superior Superman statue

That thing fell off my bookcase last Earthquake and was absolutely fine

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Everything's fine mate

Fucking finally, been waiting for another earthquake for ages

When will the Aus gov take over NZ and use it for something?

I'm in chch, it was fucking nothing.

FAKE AND GAY

Fuck off CTR

Has it damaged Hobbiton at all?

>tfw want to sleep but aftershocks wont fuck off

Also lmao at crushedchurch they must be fucked I felt that shit hard here in wellington

Geb-chan please calm down, you are very nice.

Faggot RT took 8 minutes to report.
I feel foolished.

PRAY KEK FOR CALFIONIA NEXT.

LIBERAL HAVE IT COMING

that can't be right. this was the biggest earthquake i've ever experienced. it felt like at least twice as large as the last large one we had. the particular place i live in in wellington doesn't feel them anything like as strong as the rest of the city and it was fucking huge here. i can't imagine what it was like in other places.

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good shit lads

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Please accept my deepest internets

BREAKING

MOUNT TAUPO SUPERVOLCANO IS ERUPTING!

WE'RE ALL FUCKED!

Will drive around if there is a big aftershock closer to Christchurch.

First article I saw when I Googled -
Sunday 13 Nov 2016 11:19 am
An earthquake has struck New Zealand, just outside Christchurch which was reduced to rubble five years ago.

Initially the quake was measured at 7.5 magnitude – much more powerful than the 2011 quake which measured 6.3 on the Richter scale.

The quake struck at just after midnight, local time (11.02am GMT).

This is a breaking news story and we will update it as more information comes to us.

metro.co.uk/2016/11/13/new-zealand-hit-by-7-5-magnitude-earthquake-just-outside-christchurch-6254983/

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I found OP trying to trick the scared sheep into sucking his cock.

7.4?

Isnt that bad? This thread is fucking hilarious by the way.

Google project blue beam.

There have several earthquakes recently.

This is phase 1

Let's see if Civil Defence take two hours to respond like they did with the last big shake.

>people willingly live in places that are prone to natural disasters

>tfw only thing i have to worry about is getting stabbed by a lad when i am shopping

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11747414

Fucking earthquake knocked my plates on the ground

It was just a light rumble that lasted ages. It was more annoying than anything. Felt like being on a fucking boat

Wasn't that bad in Christchurch. Went on for a long time but wasn't nearly as violent as the past ones.

>one of Australians shitposting maratime stations had an earthquake

who cares aussie

all g bro, spoke to family in Ashburton and Chch and they're doing good. Hope you're alright

Can't tell, I've never experienced an earthquake, probably it's not that bad in NZ, they are developed.

Stay safe Kiwi bros.

>Make New Zealand shake again!

Hold me mates.

Central Christchurch here. It went on for approx 2 minutes. I couldn't walk, felt like being in a boat at sea.

Everyone has gone out into the street. Got to see what all my neighbours sleep in.

There are going to be more tonight. That was fucking massive.

Fucking. Massive.

same m8 never had a natural disaster where I live in past few decades. Feels comfy.

Did you die?

7.4 Earthquake in New Zealand

I hope this link works. Happened 15 minutes ago.

10. km in depth.

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us1000778i#executive

Also, Kiwi's are fags

Hope you guys are fine.

Earthquakes suck

Post. Pics.