OH MY GOD, GUYS, I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

OH MY GOD, GUYS, I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW.

Like, literally shaking right now, holy fuck. Oh my god. Holy fuck, guys, I'm actually, seriously, totally, legitimately shaking right now.

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Who's humping you aussie wannabe ?

May Lek finish your shitty fucking islands off forever, amen.

Earthquake?

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shit bro it is a 7.2, you okay man

How bad is it? Some saying a 7.5?

Tsunami coming.

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kek

Did u mean bruuuuuh

Damn, that's nice.

Yeah mate, here too, in Waikato.

BOTH

Keep hawaiibros posted

Kek willing. Digits and another quake happens tonight.

Yeah bro, all good. Worried for Kaikoura though, they're going to be fucked when we get the boys out to check on them.

Different reports. 7.5, 6.6. Shallow as fuck, felt over the whole country.

Pretty good. Hope you're alright though.

YELLOWSTONE GOES IN LESS THAN 5 HOURS. you heard it first here.

Stay safe kiwibro

lol yea
stay safe

Thanks boys, I think we're mostly done now. Tsunami may be on the way, but she'll be right.

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at least there will be good paying construction jobs after this

Footrot Flats is pretty comfy

Stay safe, start looting!

Post results.

Civil Defence: anyone near east coast of the South Island should move to higher ground. Movement detected on tidal gauge in Kaikoura

youtube.com/watch?v=5tAWwqKNI7g

>Stay safe, start looting!
crime always goes down when we have earthquakes

It only strikes blacks? Fuck nature is racist.

no cause we help each other and not fucking loot

Kaikoura is going to be completely fucked. Constant big quakes there, we can't contact them, right by the coast.

Not looking forward to finding out how bad they are.

They're not shitty islands.

Compared to all of our bogs, swamps, vast areas of nothing but red dirt and weeds. Snakes, crocs, chiggers.

Any idea if Hawaii's gonna get any tsunami from this?

Probably not but you can never be too sure. Stay safe kiwibros

Reported as a 7.4

Lmao hope you managed to get to your dick in time.

Live stream AUS

abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

Euh guys Tsunamis are coming, get to high grounds, stay safe.

Tsunami's already hit, senpai

How bad is it?

We have no contact with Kaikoura, but they had an endless stream of >5 magnitude quakes up until getting hit.

I don't expect to find anything good there

Stay safe bro

This is serious lad

youtu.be/IjN-289lOCc

Fucking hell, stay safe.

hope you all die.

wait a minute its the middle of the night right now

It begins. I warned you all. New Zealand was the key.

Mark these words. Save this post. New Zealand. All roads lead to New Zealand.

Fuck, my dad had all the Footrot Flats books, used to read them all the time as a kid.

Bro, you know it was midnight when it hit, right? That footage is from like 5 years ago

Thanks family. Not looking forward to seeing Kaikoura tomorrow, but hopefully they got out safe.

T-thanks, you to

stay safe kiwibro

Stay safe Australia.

youtube.com/watch?v=yQT0t2s1MoE

Thanks England.

Thanks, Jordan

KEK needs sacrifices now. You thought making Brexit a real thing and Trump president using magic meme would be for free and no.

KEK

>Australia
kek

Bruh, I've been asking for a quake BIGGER than this for a long time.

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can't believe the kiwis are still crying about that after 35 odd years

its Australian cowardice

kek

Kiwi here, born and raised in New Zealand, swept away to the west island, been stuck in this shithole for 4 years. God I hate these Australian bastards, I haven't even lost my virginity here because I'm too ashamed to even touch these people. I wanna come home bros, I want to find a nice girl and hang out and be able to mention Jandals and Chilly Bins without being prosecuted. I miss New Zealand, man. Pls send help.

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surley u know our sheilas are ugly here

WHY is every NZer in Australia the worlds biggest beta? Fuck off back to your shitty island if you don't like our great country you leech.

kiwi cant handle the bantz, stop the presses