I am moving to Australia for work after I graduate. I have been working through the immigration process and getting my visa will not be a problem.
>white >single >male >from San Diego >Masters degree in Math (Computational/Numerical Analysis) >have lived and worked abroad before
Do you guys have any advice for successfully integrating into Australian society. Will I be viewed negatively by Australians? Any vehicle recommendations? What is the political situation like there? Any other advice?
Stay out septic yank. Your people come over here and take all the jobs, especially backpacker fruit harvesting shit, you work like you're Patrick Bateman and get Australians fired.
Cameron Adams
>work like Patrick Bateman wut
Robert Lewis
>Do you guys have any advice for successfully integrating into Australian society?
Don't be a dickhead. Try not to take everything we say seriously. We don't give a fuck about anything.
>Will I be viewed negatively by Australians?
Probably.
>Any vehicle recommendations?
Just get some cheap shit.
>What is the political situation like there?
Its okay just try to ignore the lefty faggots
>Any other advice?
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Jeremiah Perez
Sydney
Carter Kelly
Sydney's full of fuck heads. Just be a cockbag and you'll fit in.
Fucking Americans. We don't need your provicial retardation shitting up the place.
Lincoln Lopez
you'll be fine, sydney is the same as any other city, we just have a shit night life, so if that doesnt concern you, carry on
Asher Cooper
Your government is already doing that to you guys by manual sex changes but that's okay, OP will fit in nicely.
Gabriel Morgan
Hmmm we like dat dar white fella... he's fine and tasty. Cum and play wif me bros spider legg pet and emu babies....
> GET THE FUCK AWAY WE ARE FULL
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Julian Brooks
The coppers here are absolute pigs, they pull you over and you got fined literally one grand for going 20 km/h over the limit. If you go 3km/h over the limit they'll fine you so watch out for them.
Hudson Murphy
>...hmmm... >This wouldn't have anything to do with TRUMP winning, now would it?
Easton Evans
Also the liberal party is Conservative, and the Labor party is Socialist.
Juan Gonzalez
Nope.
Jacob Rodriguez
>desparate american tries to defend his fragile ego, which is so bound up in his concept of american exceptionalism only because he has nothing to validate his own existence, by implying that australia is a worse place to live than america when that statement is incorrect by every metric that matters
Ayden King
Not in my career field.
Grayson Evans
Fucked how? Shit skins everywhere or just shitty government policies?
Elijah Reed
Western Sydney has shitskins everywhere and the whole country has shit government policies.
Noah Edwards
Shit roads from what I've heard.
Can you really beat Melbourne?
Angel Sullivan
>Can you really beat Melbourne? yes you can
Bentley Williams
you're going to get a lot of shit for being a fucking yank
you will be made fun of for the following things
>omg how stoopid ur country has trump >gun loving and school shootings >your nation has fatty fat fats
Australians are the ultimate shitlords. We don't like americans because they can't take a joke and get all serious when we're slapping the wombat and just tryna have a laugh.
You're ultimate strategy OP is not the to be an uptight arse, crack some jokes back and then sink a fucktonne of piss. Australian females can be impressed by demonstrating the volumes of alcohol you can consume.
ignore SJWs and don't be beta by apologizing for being american. good luck
Elijah Gray
Move to Perth, WA. Comfiest place in Australia.
Jonathan Walker
Never seen that cheers bruv fucken lelled
Brody Sanchez
Expect to pay 2-3x as much for basic things like bread, milk and petrol
Jonathan Murphy
>Australia >Work HahahahhhahhahahHahaha
Cameron Cook
>I am moving to Australia for work after I graduate >Do you guys have any advice Don't.
Easton Collins
Bread $1 a loaf, Milk $1 a litre, Petrol $1.20 a litre.
After conversions probably cheaper than bongstan.
Blake Long
suppress your accent (if any) try to not reveal to anyone (but officials) that you are from america ignore the druggoes on the public transport (if you're using it) do not bring any sort of prohibited material across or you'll get anally ravaged for it smokes and grog are expensive here if your work is any sort of trade, for-fucking-get it
Luis Ramirez
Petrol and milk is cheaper here than the uk, i have no clue how but it is :D
Mason Diaz
there is no political situation in australia. everythings cool.
how people act depends on which city youre in. inner city melbourne will be somewhat "sjw-ish" but not that bad. its just the worst there is. they're not very common here.
if you go up the east coast or basically anywhere else people will like you because of recent MAGA, but just dont be a loud-mouthed shit-talking yank in small-town bars or youll get flogged.
just don't be a dickhead, m8, and everythings great. no different to where youre from. australians are very friendly and open and love to have beers, you wont have too many dramas. turn your shoes upside down before you put them on to make sure no spiders get into them at night, dont go fiddling around under picnic tables or under chairs, aussies all have ingrained spoidah avoidance instincts from a young age, so its basically unconscious to us. if you go exploring the bush, bring a bottle of water and dont go walking around in long grass turning over logs and shit. also, we're full so youd better be white.
Jace Garcia
DELETE THIS
Ian Cruz
make sure you read the constitution, specifically the 3th amendment regarding sickies
Joshua Torres
yeah try not to take things literally, because people love talking shit with americans and foreigners... everything here is banter, so just take it and give it back and have a good time.
maybe just get a toyota or something. parts are easier to get so it wont cost you much to get fixed. dont get some weird european car.
Easton Sanders
>Toyota Like a Hilux, or would petrol costs be too high?
Ryder Turner
Good lick user - travel broadens the mind...
Josiah Ward
laugh every bant off, or bant back smiling all the way
the only cunts who are going to give a fuck about your accent are bogans. bogans are white trash scum and should be viewed as such
drive whatever you like, but PLEASE DO THE MANDATORY 10-15KM OVER THE SPEED LIMIT IF YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT LANE IN A DUAL CARRIAGEWAY OR OTHERWISE SINGLE LANE AT ALL TIMES
AT
ALL
TIMES
Leo Lopez
There's a massive yuppie culture there, also swamped with Asians
Josiah King
i don't think there's much left of australian society to integrate into, just don't be a fuckwit and most people will be fine with you. i don't know how you can make friends though i seem to have trouble with that. maybe im just a fuckwit
Xavier Reyes
For a city job and you want a Hilux? Righto mate. What part of Sydney will you be living and working in? Sydney is a great city, avoid going north of the bridge, majority of the fuck heads live in North Sydney. South Sydney all the way to the shire is the place to be mate. I hope you don't get offended when you'll inevitably be called a cunt. Learn to drink as well.
Parker Harris
>say "cunt" a lot
An Aussie at work says he didn't realize it was a swear word until he was 12.
David Hernandez
Get a chaser, ya cunt
Xavier Smith
>confirmed for never leaving a major city. Aussie culture is strong everywhere there isn't a multicultural metropolitan. Queensland is great, just average beaches.
Eli Walker
yeah m8 something like that. stick to either holden, ford, toyota brands. if the work shop you take the car to doesnt have the part they have to import it and that stings the wallet like fuck because shipping stuff over here can cost hundreds/thousands. petrol costs heaps but theres no way around it. so does booze, so do cigarettes and basically everything else. it will make your head spin. but if you get a decent job youll be laughing. its one big party over here and easy as fuck to meet people and get laid (if youre white, they dont like indians, chinks, arabs, blacks etc.) because the girls here are massive sluts.
Evan Carter
>That kid with the weed beanie at 2:05
Cameron Taylor
I've seen that street art irl, in Brunswick
Unless someone is spraypainting the same cunt all over the place, wouldn't surprise me
James Collins
literally anywhere other than Melbourne beats Melbourne
Thomas Ross
>MANDATORY 10-15KM OVER THE SPEED LIMIT IF YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT LANE IN A DUAL CARRIAGEWAY OR OTHERWISE SINGLE LANE AT ALL TIMES And if you see a green or red P displayed anywhere on another vehicle be aware this means PUSSY DRIVER, PLEASE OVERTAKE ME asap
i've live from sydney to qld all along the east coast but maybe i just don't really see it as much culture because it's normal to me from living here my whole life
P.S i hate sydney, lots
Jordan Brown
embrace the beach culture. you're either a wog who dresses like a squatting eastern european or you're a beachie.
Isaac Garcia
Go out west, go to small country towns, fuck just go to anywhere that is 2hrs away from a city and it's proper Aussie.
Jaxon Sullivan
Thanks. I have been doing a lot of research on the country and stumbled across that video.
