December 2015

>December 2015
>8/10 blonde at my workplace goes up to me with a mistletoe and says loudly so everyone can hear, "Hey user, we're both under the mistletoe!"
>everyone but me is howling with laughter
>I completely ignore her with my regular neutral facial expression
>the next day she does the same thing
>I react the same way but kind of move slightly towards her but only to reach something
>she immediately flinches backwards and does a small scream (all while smiling)
>her and everyone else laughed even harder
>tfw Christmas is coming up again and I have the same job

Who else will always be a loser no matter how /fit/ or intelligent you become?

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Isn't that sexual harassment?

This is Sup Forums, not /r9k/

> not working in an entirely male workplace

you're a muslim, that's why they laugh at you

If you had chosen a STEM-field you would only have limited contact with the opposite sex.

They probably think you're mentally disabled because of your autism.

Not true if you're in medicine/biology

This.

sounds like harassment m8.

Trump is president now so just rape her.

>medicine
can confirm. My autism is slowly killing me

Sorry OP but I have to agree with

it's okay user, have a comfy pepe: youtube.com/watch?v=L8Yo9jFIgzY

Kek'd a lot. I fucking love you, Straya.

>not just going in for the kiss anyway and laughing when she gets embarrassed by the whole office for kissing user

Never fuck where you eat. If you are too lazy to learn Game you dont deserve Sex anyway. Learn to fuck girls in your social circle and start by fucking club sluts

Are you retarded ? Or are they making fun of you anjd a pretty girl is sacrificing herself ? Eitherway just fucking kiss her and grab her ass while you are at it.

>working with females

Big fat mistake

Be very direct with her and confront her about her bullshit. She might even jack you off in the bathroom because of your alphaness.

U fucking idiot, user.

Your inferior autist genes belong on /r9k/

Sup Forums is for the ubermensch

>tell her you'd like a kiss under the mistletoe
>attach the misteltoe to your belt buckle

Next time she does it, give her a full face kiss and slap her ass. Tell he she's welcome. A trip to the HR office and maybe fired? Sure. But its alpha as fuck and that what yo gotta do. Don't be belittled by a woman.

That's rape

Rare flag

How's it going seashells?

She's under the mistletoe so do trump proud and grab her by the cameltoe

What are you fishboy