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NZ quake thread 3 - we all die from tsunami
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Ha ha ha well i live on the other side, the joke's on you!
RIP lylall
Ring of fire hugbox thread
some user said wellington waterfront has receded 200m, can anyone confirm?
a huge earthquake will happen in california
kek wills it
My buddy in Avonside has decided to head for higher ground. Anyone else?
Nz is okay why can't Australia sink into the sea
watching stream here:
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no tsunami yet, and feeling an after shock as I type this from chch
It's in the middle of a fucking plate
I wish we had some geologic activity, our Mountains are pathetic hills that have been eroded down into lumps
is this the same place?
PEOPLE ARE OPENING FIRE HERE IN PUKEKOHE HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA DIE
Lyall Bay, Rongotai, and Kilbernie suburbs are filled with meth heads and gibsmedats so no big loss really
Don't worry you won't die, because you have a tsunami wall to protect you
Tsunami sirens in Chch
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Yes.
Well you guys have some interesting fauna
yeah it's in wellington
Stream is fake
Sasuga nippon!
Right but can't it choose to subduct or if it is do so faster? Like preferably before another interracial porn thread is created
oh shit that's freaky
Watching live stream see some base motherfucker driving down the coast,
I think he's waiting for a mate
aboriginals aren't that interesting once you get the petrol supply locked down
The end is neigh
:( i wish i lived in new zealand
Sorry KiwiBros.
Nah m8. That's the reason why australia is still near prehistoric
GAS THE SHEEP, QUAKE WAR NOW
Shit is going down in California too
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What kinda accident?
>That site design
Jesus Christ
SAN ANDREAS IS DUE FOR A BIG ONE
This is all because of Trump. Nature hate Trump.
WTF YELLOWSTONE TOO?
ITS OVER PEOPLE
WE DONT HAVE A PRAYER
Nah he's waiting for his mate,
You know sue,
This whole place is coming down, run!
Don't forget we are also RIPE for BIG ONE
>cuckfornia goes against Trump
>huge quake happens
PRAISE KEK
I'll have you know there very interesting without petrol, those fuckers can get high on anything.
is 23m high enough in Christchurch?
If trump comes out saying global warming is real ill believe it
>Rest of the world, including New Zealand, was against Trump too
Fuck.
Yeah, they are currently saying to only evacuate if you are right on the coast
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Moving my tectonic plates, Nek minnit
That's high enough
Last I heard you had to be a minimum of 20, which burb you in?
So you haka cunts whats the chances you're going to go full Nip and get hit by a 9.0 now?
The top of the cathedral used to be sea level
are we sure anything is even happening
it doesn't look like it's going to even break land
PACK UP And MOVE!
Opawa. That first quake was insane
Earthquake? seriously?
that's nothing guys, stop whining
Chile's probably next, we had one 2 days ago
It's big for a first world country
does NZ have a super volcano?
No, but a mountain range of inland and undersea volcanos
Top kek
Get right with jesus NOW!
Yea they do one of there lakes on the north island I think not as big as yellow stone but still fucking huge.
Does anyone here know Miss Alice? Please check up on her for me.
Taupo, Whakamaru and Reporoa.
We have one that erupted so bad centuries ago that I believe there are records from Romand and Chinese talking about a great black cloud from around the same time.
Fuck Jesus
PRAISE KEK
Fucking nice
Calexit granted?
Taupo had an effect on the atmosphere for a decade and was far larger than Kilimanjaro
Are y'all dead yet?
BASED FRANKIE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
Is whakamaru pronounced fuckamaori
Like whangeri is pronounce fuckenhey
Love this guy
No but it probably is in Australian
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FRANKIE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
TORRENTIAL HOTDOG AND ONION RING STORM IMPENDING
How long until tsunami hits?
Most of us are yeah.
fucken wew
Did he say something about cali?
Guys, is Miss Alice OK???????
VERY COOOLD!
There's still a lot of us here and we are still most definitely full.
Im asking around buddy, will keep in touch
Tsunami so slow you'd wake up with water around you and walk away.
>two metre 'tsunami'
goodnight lads
>Dude knows his shit. Love it.
K... Keep me bumped.
Fuck off lads it's fucking nothing. Only the "red" areas need evacuating which means fucking nothing (pretty much just the beaches).
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Move along.
ForestNymph is way better. Alice is a cunt
Injuries reported in North Canterbury, anyone wanna guess at a death toll? Im saying low 20's
Kiwis have sticks as seawall, m8
I guess lower because of the low population density, probably about a dozen dead at most
I'm going to guess less than 15
fug it i'm going to sleep, if we all die idgaf
>Kiwis have sticks as seawall
We have a seawall?
we have a seawall. its called new zealand
kek
>Winston Peters follows
heh. nice
BUILD A SEAWALL
Hopefully not
i don't think there is time