NZ quake thread 3 - we all die from tsunami

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youtube.com/watch?v=CTZyorJVeqI
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youtube.com/watch?v=isl1Gtg74e4
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Ha ha ha well i live on the other side, the joke's on you!

RIP lylall

Ring of fire hugbox thread

some user said wellington waterfront has receded 200m, can anyone confirm?

a huge earthquake will happen in california

kek wills it

My buddy in Avonside has decided to head for higher ground. Anyone else?

Nz is okay why can't Australia sink into the sea

watching stream here:

youtube.com/watch?v=RiAA519e6lA

no tsunami yet, and feeling an after shock as I type this from chch

It's in the middle of a fucking plate

I wish we had some geologic activity, our Mountains are pathetic hills that have been eroded down into lumps

is this the same place?

PEOPLE ARE OPENING FIRE HERE IN PUKEKOHE HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA DIE

Lyall Bay, Rongotai, and Kilbernie suburbs are filled with meth heads and gibsmedats so no big loss really

Don't worry you won't die, because you have a tsunami wall to protect you

Tsunami sirens in Chch
twitter.com/CodeClubNZ/status/797791675582025729

Yes.

Well you guys have some interesting fauna

yeah it's in wellington

Stream is fake

Sasuga nippon!

Right but can't it choose to subduct or if it is do so faster? Like preferably before another interracial porn thread is created

oh shit that's freaky

Watching live stream see some base motherfucker driving down the coast,
I think he's waiting for a mate

aboriginals aren't that interesting once you get the petrol supply locked down

The end is neigh

:( i wish i lived in new zealand

Sorry KiwiBros.

Nah m8. That's the reason why australia is still near prehistoric

GAS THE SHEEP, QUAKE WAR NOW

Shit is going down in California too

quakeprediction.com/Los Angeles Earthquake Forecast.html

youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo
What kinda accident?

>That site design

Jesus Christ

SAN ANDREAS IS DUE FOR A BIG ONE

This is all because of Trump. Nature hate Trump.

WTF YELLOWSTONE TOO?

ITS OVER PEOPLE

WE DONT HAVE A PRAYER

Nah he's waiting for his mate,
You know sue,

This whole place is coming down, run!

Don't forget we are also RIPE for BIG ONE

>cuckfornia goes against Trump
>huge quake happens
PRAISE KEK

I'll have you know there very interesting without petrol, those fuckers can get high on anything.

is 23m high enough in Christchurch?

If trump comes out saying global warming is real ill believe it

>Rest of the world, including New Zealand, was against Trump too
Fuck.

Yeah, they are currently saying to only evacuate if you are right on the coast

youtube.com/watch?v=CTZyorJVeqI

Moving my tectonic plates, Nek minnit

That's high enough

Last I heard you had to be a minimum of 20, which burb you in?

So you haka cunts whats the chances you're going to go full Nip and get hit by a 9.0 now?

The top of the cathedral used to be sea level

are we sure anything is even happening

it doesn't look like it's going to even break land

PACK UP And MOVE!

Opawa. That first quake was insane

Earthquake? seriously?

that's nothing guys, stop whining

Chile's probably next, we had one 2 days ago

It's big for a first world country

does NZ have a super volcano?

No, but a mountain range of inland and undersea volcanos

Top kek

Yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taupo_Volcano

Get right with jesus NOW!

Yea they do one of there lakes on the north island I think not as big as yellow stone but still fucking huge.

Does anyone here know Miss Alice? Please check up on her for me.

Taupo, Whakamaru and Reporoa.

We have one that erupted so bad centuries ago that I believe there are records from Romand and Chinese talking about a great black cloud from around the same time.

Fuck Jesus
PRAISE KEK

Fucking nice

Calexit granted?

Taupo had an effect on the atmosphere for a decade and was far larger than Kilimanjaro

Are y'all dead yet?

BASED FRANKIE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=isl1Gtg74e4

Is whakamaru pronounced fuckamaori
Like whangeri is pronounce fuckenhey

Love this guy

No but it probably is in Australian

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FRANKIE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

TORRENTIAL HOTDOG AND ONION RING STORM IMPENDING

How long until tsunami hits?

Most of us are yeah.

fucken wew

Did he say something about cali?

Guys, is Miss Alice OK???????

VERY COOOLD!

There's still a lot of us here and we are still most definitely full.

Im asking around buddy, will keep in touch

Tsunami so slow you'd wake up with water around you and walk away.

>two metre 'tsunami'

goodnight lads

>Dude knows his shit. Love it.

K... Keep me bumped.

Fuck off lads it's fucking nothing. Only the "red" areas need evacuating which means fucking nothing (pretty much just the beaches).

getprepared.org.nz/tsunami-evacuation-zones

Move along.

ForestNymph is way better. Alice is a cunt

Injuries reported in North Canterbury, anyone wanna guess at a death toll? Im saying low 20's

Kiwis have sticks as seawall, m8

I guess lower because of the low population density, probably about a dozen dead at most

I'm going to guess less than 15

fug it i'm going to sleep, if we all die idgaf

>Kiwis have sticks as seawall
We have a seawall?

we have a seawall. its called new zealand

kek

>Winston Peters follows

heh. nice

BUILD A SEAWALL

Hopefully not

i don't think there is time