If CALEXIT I shall build an alter to KEK

It is going to be so awesome holy shit

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Kek wills it.

Isn't California on a massive fault line? Maybe we should meme it to fall in the sea.

Witnessed

Maybe we should meme the Big One to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah.

That's a long shot, calexit is much more doable

Lets give the Commis enough rope to hang themselves

>guaranteeing the dems never win anything in the US ever.
sounds good to me

Do they really want to never be able to drink water again?

They are dumping all their water into the ocean to save the fish. What do you think?

You can't just secede by having a state vote. You either need a constitutional amendment or an armed revolt.

>dam up their watersupply

>they all die

great idea!

This

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CALEXIT WHEN?


NOW

What water? It all comes from other states, and we only let them have it because the government makes us. If they aren't in the union, no water.

Democrat here. Pacific Northwest.
You're a fool if you think progressives aren't armed. Shit man a lot of us served. Those of us who haven't have family who have, family in law enforcement, and so on.
I've hunted and gutted deer. I've slaughtered squirrel in potato fields. I've fought. I've wrestled. I used to skate and I've broken so many bones I've literally lost count and walked half of them off.
And there's nothing special or exceptional about me.
You're a fool if you don't think progressives are formidable. For every straw man pic you have of a faggy liberal I have a pic of a fat virgin beta orbiter with a weak stance who still flinches when he fires.
I don't presume that the alt right is not formidable. I grew up surrounded by the tea party before they became the tea party. I know what they can do. I've hunted with them.
But that's what's funny about these neolibertarian pseudofascists. They assume they're the toughest guys in the world and everyone else is soft. That's why they keep losing wars.
The south loses. Every time they flex. Progressives are ruthless when cornered. We burned Atlanta to the ground and used rape as a weapon of mass psychological operation, disrupted troops and marched right up to Jefferson Davis front door. We designed a bomb that destroyed entire cities, then we upgraded it. We invented remote control flying guns and remote control bombers..
Don't fuck with us. The south will rise again? Fine. We'll put em down again.

We'll let them go.

The funny thing about Calexit is that I don't think a lot of the rest of us really care to stop them.

I wonder what their plan for the whole water shortage thing will be once the places they were buying water from are suddenly other countries. Will they cave to ever-increased charges, or will they give up on agriculture?

Conservatives should be moving to California, not pushing it into the ocean. We need to dilute the liberal scum's power. California is the most amazing state in the US interms of geography and climate. I love California, we need to reclaim it.

Wow it's almost as if the libtards who voted Hillary want to leave and the smart guys who voted trump want to stay

>alter
altar

>2017
>california leaves the union
>nation full of liberal retards
>only exports are hollywood and tech garbage
>the rest of america begins to develop its own version of hollywood
>californian hollywood dies a rapid death
>actors rush to the real america in droves
>trump's tariffs kill the tech industry in california
>their liberal policies slowly turn california into a 3rd world nation
>a massive, biblical earthquake strikes
>millions die
>everything is destroyed
>rosie odonnel is dead
>the united states sends in the military to reconquer california
>we have control over it within a matter of days
>the state is now red for the rest of eternity

New pasta?

>california goes on their own
>arizona cuts off water supply
>texas cuts off energy
>california dies

Build another wall for that piece of shit of a state

They can't even print dollar anymore. They will hyperinflate in their new currency.

$1000 an hour minimum wage, they wished for it and will get it.

>Move to a state that's even worse than the blue-as-fuck one I'm currently in.
Yeah, I'll get right on it. Maybe we should all move to Syria and dilute that, too.

Tired bs meme. Its a sliding fault- half of southern California is on the pacific plate and is moving north towards Alaska, it can't just "fall" into the ocean.

And California has no water, they're literally dependant on Nevada to live. They can't succeede.

Does this mean we need an even bigger wall?

It's really weird seeing people ushering a civil war against their own fellow citizens just because they voted for a different party ITT.

>Trump we are coming for you! let us go or else...

>I've hunted and gutted deer.
>I've slaughtered squirrel in potato fields. >I've fought.
>I've wrestled.
"Sounds like a total badass, very coo-
>I used to skate and I've broken so many bones

i love the smell of freshly cooked pasta

Isn't California the state with biggest water shortages?

They need a wall to keep in all the Muslims,Jews,Mexicans and faggots

>give us liberty or give us death!

saved

Yes, exactly. They'd be fools to leave and become sovereign.
>Inb4 literally anything about Quebec

>Civil war is only an intermediate step signifying the impossibility of compromise. Its purpose is to create new conditions whereby compromise is possible or to show that there is no longer any need for it, with the disappearance of one side of the conflict.

Just wait till we start hunting the liberals.

Don't let then know that as long as they are walled in

Holy Kek I thought I'd seen some shit in leafistan

My eyes have yet to open

If California left we'd have another Civil War. They're staying in the Union no matter if they like it or not

Let Diane feinstein ask Trump for a constitutional amendment.
Diane feinstein will no longer be a u.s. senator we win

I think it's clear that either the Union should be dissolved or we should have a new constitutional convention. It's undeniable that our republic is broken beyond repair right now.

If calexit I'll actually get a Kek tattoo and meme myself into Kek heaven.

>Black Lives Matter
>Literally not a single black person in the pic

Kek, please let it be so

>Calexit

Kek

Meme it so

No everyone will let the rich Jews get killed by their beloved Muslims Mexicans and blacks.

Neither side wants a calexit. Democrats would lose their easy 55 delegates and the rest of America will not be giving up any American resources. Most likely we will annex Canada though and ship all the liberals up there.

>a fucking leaf
>not understanding humor
as is life for maple nigger

If calexit happens i would be willing to bet at least 50% to 60% of the white population leaves. It will just become an instant 3rd world taco bowl.

Progressive whites are all fucking talk. They post about how much they hate whites and how they want more diversity. As soon as diversity comes to their neighbourhood they quietly pack up and leave.

>Neither side wants a calexit

And all you can do is cry about it.

stale pasta from weeks ago, this must be the kind Podesta was talking about.

GKYS

>cut off the bay area and LA/coastline
>become sovereign state of NCR
>bisect largest part of cali, southern half is california, northern half is Jefferson

everyone wins. Dems get to leave the country and the rest of the californians actually get a say in their government.

What's good with California anyway?

Wew lad

If this isn't new pasta then it's brand new pasta. Fantastic.

Saved

>permanent democrat voters leaving CA to go vote democrat in real states

NO! Keep them in CA when it secedes!

It's old, not sure but definitely half a year old

never going to fucking happen. california needs consent from all the other states to secede. either way, these people are fucking retarded and have no idea how much harm this will do to them and it almost makes me wish they would secede but not having California would also do some harm to the US as well.

Climate, a lot of geographical environments (snow, desert, city, beach, grassland, forests, mountains), ports, avocados

this might be the least physically threatening group i have ever seen.

Why would anyone fight to keep them in the Union?

If they left, we'd never have another Democrat-controlled administration ever.

user, I have bad news for you.

latimes.com/projects/la-pol-ca-california-neighborhood-election-results/

That whole state is beyond saving.

Calexit confirmed. Let's kick out Commiefornia.

Would you cry if they left?

>Coastal California secedes
>Japs invade and create puppet state
>Hollywood starts producing anime
Just nuke LA.

>posts scandinavian hippies with no relation to calexit whatsoever
typical pro-trump shitpost. use your brain, faggot.

Merkle pls leave

Memes aside, could any state in America secede from America? I would imagine that the immigration process, what with the need of a new brand of passports, would be absolute hell along with choosing a correct leader to move the state into a more country-oriented path.

In fact, what are some newly-formed countries of the recent years? is it still viable to start a new country?

holy fuck look at their economy

largest sector is real estate (speculation bullshit)

and a whopping 30% is just government paper pushing

>Calling yourself progressive
>Muh us niggaz will raep ur wemenz!
GAS YOURSELF FAGGOT!

QUESTION.

Is the US bound by the UN Charter?
un.org/en/decolonization/declaration.shtml

Escape from LA part deux

Indeed, Kek has willed Califexit. However, let us remember that Kek used a tremendous amount of power over the course of the election. We cannot expect immediate results. Praise Kek.

They would suffer the consequences of needing to rapidly establish a new currency and financial system, run out of water, point the finger for a bit, have a socialist revolution, then become a failed state altogether.

Ukraine/Georgia much?

We are totally going to let California leave. We;ll take it back in due time.

The fault line goes perfectly in line with the blue areas.
Maybe there is some sort if radiation thats coming from deep within the earth that is fucking their brains up.

Just build a wall.

Remember what happened last time someone seceded with Republicans in power?

It would be extremely painful.

I find this picture interesting. It shows that California is clearly divided, like the rest of the country, between cities and the rest of the state.

Jackass.

As if they need to shut down banks and insurance companies and institutions like that because amma frighten...

Pfft.
I remind you that the US dollar can still be used as a default currency xD. The US can't say it's dollars are illegal if Canada became independent; the whole world would drop the US and trade in Gold / Euro.

>Calexit happen
>All Red counties stay
>Get blocked from water and Mexican border
>Die because of thirsty

people can leave, the land never will.

Why are Californians so retarded their entire economy is service industries that generates wealth from America they will literally declare independence from their source of wealth. Fuck i have really had a gutsful of libtards.

Bump

Let LA, Sacremento, San Jose, and SF form it's own State. Orange County and San Diego will remain for obvious federal reasons.

There is a *legal* way out of the union for the original 13 states + texas.

There is an implied, idiological congruent exit process that is guaranteed by the second amendment.

There is an explicit "Right to revolution" guaranteed in the constitutions of several states

>Government being instituted for the common benefit, protection, and security, of the whole community, and not for the private interest or emolument of any one man, family, or class of men; therefore, whenever the ends of government are perverted, and public liberty manifestly endangered, and all other means of redress are ineffectual, the people may, and of right ought to reform the old, or establish a new government. The doctrine of nonresistance against arbitrary power, and oppression, is absurd, slavish, and destructive of the good and happiness of mankind.

That being said, the south tried that before to protect slavery and it didnt work then.

>You either need a constitutional amendment or an armed revolt.

Its all symbolic. We be mad now, and throw a temper tantrum because they didn't get what they wanted.
Without federal funding, california would implode.

it was ratified into law in the US.

any reason?

Post war it was determined after the war that a state secession would have to be voted on by all the states, similar to the admission process.

Nope, will never happen, no matter how much these idiots cry about it. Same thing with Texas, it's just simple people that don't understand how the world works, which is the exact reason we don't pick presidents by popular vote.

>Without federal funding, california would implode.
Trump is going to cut off all federal funding to all sanctuary cities.

Mmmm yummy pasta

You're a big guy.

My mental image of who wrote this is a faggit with broomsticks for arms, seething with anger over hillbag getting curb stomped.
Either that or a purple haired gender study rug muncher.

>it's a "all californians are faggots from the big cities" episode
fuck off, you need our farmland you retards.

better off sweeping the cities with RWDSs

For you

>We burned Atlanta to the ground

Lincoln and the Union Army were republicans, you retard.