I'm here for the job interview

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Zis is a fucking border.

Sure, you ever worked a sewage pump truck before?

Have a seat, and let's begin you will be judged like everyone else

}while("coding");

Why is she just wearing underwear...

i think they mean that coders get sex slaves. which is stupid because i dont like black chicks. i'll take one of the cute mentally ill cunts

because getting attention with competency requires self respect and time

Calling programming coding is like calling carpentry hammering.

Is this a rare flag?

Is there a damp spot on her vagina or is it just a shadow?

At the risk of sounding like a feminist. Would it be different if she was wearing shorts of the same length? Or if she was wearing a swimsuit?

As a culture we are lenient when it comes to shorts and swimsuits but when an article of clothing is deemed as underwear it suddenly becomes inappropriate.

Is it the thickness between shorts and underwear? Most swimsuits are no thicker than most underwear. Some are are thinner.

I don't get it.

I dunno, I always kinda wanted to have a nubian princess chained up in my basement. Can't wait until we establish our new order.

>Languages
>HTML, CSS, Java, Javascript
Exactly one of these is a language
>The entire left hand wall
Literally copy pasted off of a list of security terms from wikipedia
>What are we teaching youth
Nothing, you guys cant code, you shouldnt be teaching and if you are then I worry for said youth
>Personal journey telling
If it doesnt go "I started mixing alcohol and caffeine while programming till 5am" then it's not worth telling.
>Look cute while coding
Then you clearly aren't doing it properly

>why don't you have a seat right over there...

What the hell does that quote even mean, and yes do you know how to operate a commercial deep fryer or will we have to train you?

>Or if she was wearing a swimsuit?
yaeh it would still be weird, don't wear this shit to work unless you want to be treated like a dumbass who is valued for nothing but your gender

whatever it is you're applying to, you're hired

Are we going to ignore the elephant in the room that is the fact this bitch is called Quiessence?

why does she have no pants on?

for a job interview? you are supposed t wear fucking business casual at the least, not fucking beach clothes.

>Java, Javascript
two of them actually khunt

There are social rules that are not necessarily rational.

It's simply how it is.

"I'm here for the Lead Engineer interview."

I'm here for the job interview.

} while("\"\"\"\"\"coding\"\"\"\"\"");

underrated

>fuk da rules
no, you just sound like a child.

what's good with that guys ear

If a man was wearing underwear for no reason, how ridiculous would he look?

kanban for retards

there's actual underwear slightly visible under that pink thing, and her midriff looks crudely 'shopped anyway

It's the flag of the chi-chi man

Cute girl.

Have a sit.

On my face.

No.

lol, well it is a string var

The interesting thing is that there are MULTIPLE of these 'girls in tech' organisations in every single country.

There are probably more women in "women in tech" organisations than even attempt to be in tech.

It's just that a lot of women figure out they can make money be exploiting the female-petitioner\male-respondent, misandry money-train.

This will compile, not "Best coding practices™" to use break;, but only fags care about pretty code.

>Using a do-while
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>HTML, CSS, Java, Javascript
>Exactly one of these is a language

Exactly four of them are languages, fella.

We don't serve your kind here, nigger.

Yes, the thickness of the fabric matters, for example that's why yoga pants are not considered actual pants. And swimsuits are (or at least are supposed to be) worn on the beach, not on the street. No one objects to women in bikinis on the beach. But a woman in a bikini advertising "women coding" or whatever would be as dumb as a woman in panties.

they had me at using the word coding at all 2bh

wait wtf is this? underwear commercial mixed with positive message about women in technology? strange choice

Women truly face life changing dilemma's men don't face

would bang

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>unix admin fag
>all day erry day script solutions to problems n shit
>mfw people call what I do "coding" or "programming"

>saying coding instead of programming
Why do all these "women in tech" groups do this?

Your first task will be explaining how this door kept the Zyklon B inside the room and thus made sure the guards at Auschwitz didn't gas themselves. If you can explain how this door managed to do that, you get the job.

I'm pretty sure this is a advertisement for that startup that sells period panties.

Blow job interview

>unix admin fag
how did you get into that? was it easy? I took a year off but I'm going back to college next year probably and I don't know what to do. worried I'll go into programming and some pajeet will take my job. I like working with linux that would be super easy

As long as it isn't a job in food preparation. After this election, I only want to see people wearing MAGA hats and/or middle aged white people cooking my food. I don't trust the rest of them. If you hire the others, I doubt I will visit your restaurant. Too much whining and rioting bullshit going on. Too much hating on white people going on.

this one's always good for a laugh

"I'm here for the CTO interview."

because the nazis were immune to it because they were evil demons

>not a sex object
>standing in their underwear
>shirt says something about how they look

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WHY ARE THEY WEARING UNDERWEAR
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

string = "You're hired";
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public Start {
sucking dick;
}
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{
stop;
}
else {
continue;
}

Wish I could offer some advice there friendo but I just stumbled into it. Got a job for really generic "IT Guy" type thing because I needed to eat, and whilst I was quite good with windows I knew very little about unix.

Turns out the HR people didn't know what the job entailed either because when I got it first day I was given a bunch of root passwords by the outgoing guy and ttold "don't break anything".

Google and manpages were my only friends during that difficult time. Eventually I got competent enough and since I was enjoying it I applied for a unix admin job and they loved me enough to hire me full time.

women are the most unproductive
1yr project, nothing
for every woman man has to do double work
if you want to kill your company slowly hire woman "coders"

They are all languages. But only Java, JS and CSS are turing complete.

Those cucks that want to invite her to their "startup" (which probably has no funding) always gives me a laugh.

>worried I'll go into programming and some pajeet will take my job
most pajeets' coding skills are dismal
they're just cheap, that's all
there will always be demand for good programmers

Truth. Name one fucking company that got off using female programmers. Trannies absolutely do not count.

To make my penis hard.

Why do women keep talking about it?

Just fucking do it..

God damn it how can you be so autistic?

The difference, obvious to all men and women that has lived for centuries, is context.

>Why is she just wearing underwear...
>"do look [sic] cute while coding"
RESPECT ME! WHY ARE WOMEN TREATED LIKE SEX OBJECTS IN STEM!?!?!

As a cis white male I find the lack of camel toe in this ad offending and I'm beginning to feel triggered. Please remove this content from my safe place. Thank you.

>Would it be different if she was wearing shorts of the same length? Or if she was wearing a swimsuit?
Yes because you aren't supposed to dress like a whole at the beach when you're at work.

>Turns out the HR people didn't know what the job entailed either because when I got it first day I was given a bunch of root passwords by the outgoing guy and ttold "don't break anything".
lol. sounds like a fun time, guess we all have to stumble our way through
thanks satan ill keep that in mind. that's what i've heard, hopefully the TPP and Trump will be good for the job market

what the fuck happened to this guy.

>TPP
*the TPP not passing

Sorry I don't own a plantation.

This is not a underwear, silly boys.
She would be ashamed if it was a underwear, this is something else completely different.

Coding sounds hip and trendy.
Programming sounds stodgy and old fashioned.

Same reason young people call everything an 'app' nowadays.

>hypertext markup language
>not a language

Please describe the differences between Big O and Little O notation.

Please tell me when one would be more appropriate than the other.

Please white board me an example of a algorithm in Big O and Little O notation and explain the advantages and disadvantages.

He removed his fucking ear! How is he not in a straight jacket?

>Good. Now here's a test.
>Write down 4 social-economic arguments for and against trickle down economics.

Liberal triggering ensues. I personally consider Reaganomic trickle down to be vodoo economics but even I can come up with aguments for it. Your average university student can't because they aren't no longer taught to deal with data or theories contradicting their worldview.

>stem ad against the patriarchy
>woman is in underwear
>'look cute' shirt
lel what kind of idiot green lighted this? hahaha

I bet she smells horrible and watching her eat must be a nauseating experience as I guessing she makes a lot of noise.

>CSS is now turing complete
>not even a language for you

well all of them are languages, only one of them is a programing language, java script is interperated, css is a style sheet, and html is more like display blocks

>photoshoot
>prepare to be seen half naked
>beach
>prepare to be seen half naked
>some faggot breaks into your house
>not prepared to be seen half naked
this is proof women are nothing more than sex objects and women's suffrage needs to go

>There are probably more women in "women in tech" organisations than even attempt to be in tech.
LOL, pottery. I believe it.

They want to be part of it, but they don't want to do any work, understand it, do it for a living or have an idea and contribute. It's pathetic.

>closing your bracket at the beginning of the next line

What is this cancer?

This.
Woman hired in at my salary after being there 3 years. Has a specialty degree. I train her. She makes many costly mistakes. I fix them for her and show her how to do it.

She keeps making dumb mistakes. I say "no more, fix it yourself". She goes behind my back to supervisor. I say no, she needs to learn how to fix her mistakes. I will tell her how, but I will not do it for her.

She finally quits. Erryone is sad but me.

nope
First time i've seen another though

>look cute

That's an error - look_cute() was probably intended

Look again at your work and point out any more errors

>it never hurts to ask
Can I grab your ass while I delete your bad code?

> Engineering team Lead at Refinery29
> Refinery29

Of course.

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>WHY ARE THEY WEARING UNDERWEAR
>FOR WHAT PURPOSE
so they can act appalled when someone treats them like a whore.

>HTML
>CSS
>Javascript

same reason why women always protest by getting their tits out

>as an orgasm with Donald Trump would be real

Wear some fucking business clothes you dumb monkey, you're sure as hell not getting hired.