Oh wise and mighty Kek, please hear our cries and grant us all a gf!
Praise be unto Kek, for he is a benevolent God!
ITT We meme ourselves GFs
Aaron Lee
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Logan Russell
Why would a god of chaos bring order into our lives?
Cameron Hernandez
cringy as fuck
go away you virgin
Camden Miller
fuck off you fucking beta faggot
that's not /r9k/
Brayden Richardson
>i worshiped kek and all i got was this stupid GF
Andrew Wood
women are the source of chaos tho
plz gf
Adrian Lee
But I already have a wife and a gf.
Julian Carter
I'm obviously not talking from personal experience, but a gf seems to bring all but order to someone's life.
Cooper Gutierrez
Impressive!
Levi Peterson
GF = Chaos
Praise KeK
William Myers
This is now a mgtow thread.
Isaiah Price
Praise be.
Ryder Walker
Gf pls Kek
Praise be unto Him
Nicholas Hall
Praise him whose name is Kek.
Luke Miller
Kek bring me a gf pls she can be a handful so long as she looks good and I can fug her on the reg
Wyatt Moore
>286 286
Does this count as a get?
Jose Campbell
Kek if you give me a gf I will only worship u as my god
thanks kek
Tyler Butler
agree w ahmed on this one
Gavin Hernandez
This man gets it.
One gf 4 him
Noah Kelly
Can I meme for something else instead? I don't care about girlfriends
I want to ask Kek for the strength to achieve my dreams and to not let me slip into apathy from life again
pretty please, kek?
Brayden Miller
lucky man
Easton Phillips
The truth!
Luis Moore
KEK DO IT
Justin Johnson
praise kek
pls gf
Ryder King
If digits we all get gfs by the end of the year and have romantic christmas holidays
Evan Thomas
Brayden Anderson
CHECKED.
PRAISE HIM
pure lewd MAGA qt3.14159 gf pls
Julian Walker
Pray kek for gf
Justin Russell
Praise be.
Kevin Murphy
Gf pl0x
Landon Allen
beta cuck faggots, hit the gym lift some fucking weights get confident kick someones ass and you'll get bitches, simple as that
Lincoln Parker
I believe
Blake Ward
Kek, kek hear my plea please let me be with that girl I'm currently stalking
Sebastian Wood
oh lord
Joseph Collins
please bless me kek
i need a qt gf
Carson White
>bitches
>same as a gf
>tfw they're the same
Jayden Adams
TF NO KEK GF
Ryder Ramirez
Kek is a false god. Those who worship him will die on the Day of the Rope.
Austin Brown
plz oh glorious kek, give me the power to ask out girls
Landon Evans
congratulations user
now me as well please
Kevin Sanchez
Reroll.
Evan Baker
Sup Forums still doesn't get it?
Kek din't altered reality.
meme magic din't do it either.
Kek is simply telling us what shall happen in the future
Kek is the messenger of future
Bentley Parker
thank you kek, i will continue to praise you daily!
Hunter Williams
So close
Don't worry I've got you covered
Hudson Carter
You don't believe in meme magic? Heretic!
Parker Gray
Or not
Owen Rogers
PRAISE KEK
I ask for 1 qt3.14 gf
Nathan Sanders
Ja mein Brüderlein
Lincoln Nguyen
B E N E V O L E N T
Jordan Sanchez
Death to the non-believers
Samuel Morgan
GF AND ALSO WIN LOTTO PRAISE KEK
Zachary Murphy
ITT people who need to get off the internet.
Matthew White
nice
Carson Carter
that's so unromantic
if digits my qt will fall in love with me at a bus station on a windy autumn day
and the leaves will be read and shitposting silently to celebrate our love
Juan Hernandez
What have you done...
Nathan Ramirez
Oh lord Kek, send me a loving Gf so we may bring more kekworshippers upon this world
Daniel Bennett
Go away Vic Berger.
Juan Jackson
yes pls
Jayden Gomez
pathetic
Alexander Hill
WHEN WILL HIS MANA POOL BE DEPLETED
Gabriel Moore
Oh congrats
Isaac Cook
this must be a CTR joke
joke on them though because any girl they are working with and pining for I could easily get
Adrian Nguyen
I installed Tinder, Bumble, Okcupid, POF, and Happen.
I have had no luck. I need help.
PRAISE KEK, BLESS ME WITH A GF
Asher Brown
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Gimme gf NOW!
Tyler Hall
I wish I wasn't alone. I wish I could meet somone who actually enjoyed spending time with me....
Kevin Carter
We are blessed by His presence lads
Hudson Wilson
Kek pls give me an attractive rebound gf to cuck my ex gf with
I just want to plow
Gavin Robinson
Kek please grant me a qt gf next year!
Dylan Garcia
toothpaste nailed. mods are niggers who leave this trash up. sage kill yourself OP
Sebastian Lewis
Proverbs 19:14
House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the LORD.
Liam Hernandez
YFW your prayers are heard but you all only get 1 gf to share
Carter Barnes
KEK
I GIVE YOU MY ENERGY
HEEEYAAAAAAAHHGGHHG
Henry Phillips
I showed my wife this post, she said "what fucking losers"
loser ass fucks, pimple dick bitches LOL!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Carter Lewis
gibs monej änd görlfriend
Lincoln Kelly
This is the one thing that will never happen user..
Jackson Hall
It literally actually happened to me
It's not fun
Seriously, girlfriends are overrated as FUCK and I finally understand why.
Just stick to studies my lads, you're not missing much.
Adrian Stewart
it'll never happen
Josiah Thomas
Duubsss speak the Truth
Lucas Anderson
Let's try, I don't care about 3D but it can be fun to fool around.
Oh mighty KEK, grant me beautiful, pure maiden.
From the bottom of my heart I cry, hear my prayers.
Leo Bailey
...
Noah Roberts
N E I N
E
I
N
Connor Adams
I understand
I am not worthy
Shouldn't have gone stein
Levi Sanders
What?
Grayson Cruz
praise kek
Brody Wood
palindrome get
Samuel Clark
u get two for those digits and i get three for these
Henry Kelly
thanks bruden
Grayson Allen
KEK WILLS NONE OF YOU WITHOUT SHALL INHERIT A GF VIA MEME MAGIC. MEME MAGIC IS NOT TO BE USED IN THIS MANNER. YOU WHO DARE DEFY KEK AND USE MEM MAGIC SELFISHLY WILL PERISH IN YHE NEXT HAPPENING
Ryder Robinson
It's gonna happen atleast half of you will IMMIEDIETELY regret it.
I'm being fucking serious, girlfriends are a whole lot more trouble than for what they are worth.
Nicholas Roberts
TENTÁCULOS DE MOLBOL
Samuel Sanders
exactly
kek is chaos and darkness just before the birth of all we know
if you want to meme other things you need to use the tools of other ancient egyptian gods
for example
GEB!
Geb!-chan
a few days ago it was discovered to MAKE GEB LAUGH AGAIN
now we have quakes happening
praise kek
Chase Gray
not enough magic for that, my friend
Luis Perry
jesus please
David Perry
>tfw no perv gf with fetish for public fucking
Samuel Powell
Thank god for OP reminded us of the gospels of Saint Rodge and Saint Lepine, along with the battles of /r9k/!
Never fucking forget: Trump won because people dont have a gf! Such was the way Pepe itself was born.
Sebastian Powell
i'm desperate enough to try anything plz kek my friends are starting to think i'm a weirdo.
Michael Johnson
Woah woah woah, sure KEK might be powerful enough to meme us up a Presidency but a qt gf is on a completely different order of magnitude. Is any god powerful enough to grant an user a gf?
William Harris
PLEASE KEK, WILL IT
Kayden Martin
I cant help if you cant speak to women but i can give a couple of lines to guys that can
use the you are made of stars line. It has worked for me and can work for you. Say something like would you like to know something interesting, you are made from a star, several in fact then go on to explain about a life of a star and how its waste after it explodes is used to form planets etc. Bitches love it
also if you are on a date with someone at night looking at the stars point out orion talk about how you can see the orions nebla with the naked eye
All i can think of for now but both have worked
Logan Bennett
Please bless me with a GF oh great KEK.. Also, If you could bless my wife with understanding and a touch of bisexuality, that would be awesome,